New Minecraft Servers 2025

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peak pilled Minecraft Servers

  • MemeCraft Server: Randy’s Peak

    MemeCraft Server: Randy’s Peak
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 5665
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2938 Dragon Scales Harvested: 340
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Zombie Dances: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness Randy, who is so peak /int/ pilled that he once built a house out of nothing but diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that he can tame creepers and ride them into battle against the evil villagers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and conquer all who dare to challenge them.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 7641
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

    High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 6804
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

    Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

    So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

    CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 4108
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mum’s the Word Minecraft

    Mum’s the Word Minecraft
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 4722
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 65 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

    Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

    But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

    So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

    WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 7544
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

    BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8235
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

    Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

    But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

    StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 3131
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Chimeras Created: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

    HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8496
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

    Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 721
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 669 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Emeralds Found: 7733

    New Minecraft Servers

    Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/yohana/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

    Located in Chicago, USA

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

    About Straight Up:

    Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

    Features Description
    [🧨] PvP and Griefing Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
    [💻] Stable Server Performance
    [🌎] No World Resets Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
    [🍪] Quality of Life Changes Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
    [‼️] Anticheat Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
    [🚫] No Teleporting or Economy No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

    FAQ

    1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

    2. Are there any land protection plugins?

    No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

    3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

    Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

    4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

    No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

    5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

    No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

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  • Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

    Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8475
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Potions Brewed: 160
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

    So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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