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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 4211 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join our server and escape to a world where you can finally get some rest without worrying about night feedings or sleep apnea. Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will gladly take care of your responsibilities while you catch up on some much-needed sleep.
Forget about waking up your adult husband in the morning – on our server, he’ll magically wake up on time and take care of the kids without you having to lift a finger. And don’t worry about feeling selfish for wanting a break, because on our server, self-care is a top priority.
So come join us and experience the ultimate relaxation in Minecraft form. Who knew virtual parenting could be so easy and hilarious?