#Pcassmble MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, omnipresent, current events, ubiquitous, discussion

Yo, bros, have you seen this Minecraft server that’s blowing up all over the place? It’s like the hottest thing since diamonds in the game!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got crazy events happening all the time, like pig races and zombie dance parties.

And get this, on this server, you can ride on the backs of flying llamas while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. It’s like a psychedelic trip, but in block form.

Plus, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes to players who find the hidden golden potato. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server.

So come on, join us and let’s all lose our minds together in the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. It’s gonna be a blast, bros!

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NostalgiaCraft SMP

emotional connection, sentimental scents, Reminiscing, emotional nostalgia, childhood nostalgia

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret portal that led me to a land full of talking chickens. And these chickens were like, “Join the SMP, it’s lit af!” And I was like, “Say no more, fam!”

But wait, there’s more! The air on this server smells like freshly baked cookies mixed with the scent of victory. Every time I take a whiff, I’m transported back to my childhood when I was a ninja warrior fighting off evil mobs with my trusty sword made of cheese.

So yeah, if you wanna relive your childhood memories or just have a good time with some crazy peeps, join this Minecraft SMP now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Friday night. It’s gonna be LIT!

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BlockyWisdom

guiding light, Inspirational, personal mantra, life motto, motto

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the quote ‘Diamonds are a girl’s best friend’ because on our server, diamonds are literally everywhere! You’ll be swimming in diamonds faster than you can say ‘Creeper, oh man!’ Plus, our community is so friendly that even the Endermen will stop teleporting away just to say hi. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional exploding llama.”

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StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Online Slavery

remote areas, Elon Musk’s Starlink, Satellite, ONLINE, elon musk

hey u, yea u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server where elon musk’s starlink is keepin modern slavery compounds online??? yea, u heard me right! we got da craziest shenanigans goin on in dis server. we got villagers runnin around like crazy, tryna escape da evil clutches of da players. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all da tools and weapons u need to keep em in line. join us now for a wild ride through elon musk’s twisted world of minecraft madness!

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Pandemic Kids Rule – U of M Study

public health, health education, public health measures, behavioral norms, rule

so like, u know how u gotta wear a mask and wash ur hands all the time now cuz of the thing that shall not be named? well, this server is like the ultimate public health practice for ur minecraft character! we got hand sanitizer dispensers all over the place and if u don’t wear a mask, u get teleported to a quarantine zone where u gotta mine obsidian for 24 hours straight!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lab where u can create potions that make u immune to any virus or disease in the game! u can even throw potions at other players and give them a virtual flu or something, it’s hilarious!

join our server now and become the ultimate public health warrior in minecraft! trust us, ur character’s immune system will thank u later!

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Inferiority Genetic Realms 1.21.2

self improvement, societal standards, self-doubt, beauty standards, self-judgment

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of your genetic inferiority!

We offer a virtual world where you can be a 10/10 diamond pickaxe instead of a 2/10 human.

Build your dream castle, mine for virtual diamonds, and show off your pixelated beauty to all the other players.

Who needs genetics when you have the power to create your own perfect world in Minecraft?

Join now and leave your inferiority complex at the door – this server is for winners only!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server

moving schools, favoritism, one sided relationships, parental respect, parental support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic family members in sight!

Join us for a server full of fun and laughter, where you can finally pursue your dreams of becoming a voice actor without any judgment from your dad. No more arguments or screaming matches here, just pure gaming bliss.

Plus, our server is filled with amazing players who will support you in all your creative endeavors. Say goodbye to one-sided relationships and hello to a community that truly cares about you.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the family drama behind. It’s time to focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and having a blast with your new Minecraft friends!

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Wedding vs Concert – AITAH Server

misunderstanding, favorite band, Marriage, family event, babysitter

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, concert dilemmas, and Slipknot concerts (yes, you read that right).

Picture this: you’re all set to attend a Slipknot concert with your hubby, but then your Aunt Kathy drops the bomb that she’s getting married on the same day. What do you do? Do you ditch the concert for the wedding or risk Aunt Kathy’s wrath? The plot thickens when Aunt Kathy decides she doesn’t want your kids at the wedding, causing a family showdown of epic proportions.

But fear not, because amidst all the chaos, there’s a Minecraft server waiting for you to escape reality and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or obsidian. So come join us for a server experience crazier than Aunt Kathy’s wedding planning!

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KidAtHeartMC SMP

emotional maturity, age milestones, Development, societal norms, “Youth

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest adventures, bro.

Like, one time, we had this epic battle with a giant chicken boss that was shooting lasers out of its eyes, bro. And then we all had to team up and defeat it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. It was so epic, bro.

And like, the admins on this server are so cool, bro. They’re like wizards who can make anything happen. One time, I asked for a pet dragon and they actually gave me one. It was so lit, bro.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and have the craziest adventures, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best thing ever.

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MicrowaveMysteries

MicrowaveMysteries, odd behavior, cooking habits, curious minds, kitchen etiquette

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people leave 1 second on the microwave and ruin your whole day? Well, fear not, because our server is microwave-friendly! That’s right, we welcome all microwave users, no matter how many seconds you leave on there!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building a giant microwave castle, complete with popcorn farms and hot pocket stables. But beware, there are rumors of a secret faction known as the “Microwave Mafia” who will stop at nothing to protect their precious microwaves.

So come on down to our server and show those 1-second microwave leavers who’s boss! Just make sure to bring your own popcorn, because the microwave mafia has been known to confiscate all snacks within a 10-block radius.

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