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Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

Deviate

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, Creative, Economy, Faction, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Pvpve, Ranking, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Soup, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2505
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Deviate is a Minecraft server focused on the gamemode SoupPVP with a wide variety of features and endless fun. We aim to create one of the best SoupPVP servers out there and also aim to be a server with no corruption and helpful staff.

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Short Haired Girl Minecraft Server

adult content, adult entertainment, adult fantasy, adult gaming, adult mods, adult simulation, character creation, custom content, explicit content, explicit gameplay, FANTASY, female version, girl, green eyes, haired, Minecraft, porn mods, role playing, Server, short, short haired girl, simulation game, the sims 4, virtual sex, virtual world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	257	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up and experience something truly wild and unpredictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you can create your own short-haired girl with green eyes and watch her get into all sorts of crazy shenanigans!

Imagine a world where your sim can go on epic adventures, build insane structures, and even get railed in all holes using outrageous mods. It’s a virtual playground where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Who knows what kind of mischief your sim will get into next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

Trashy Aspie #36 Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Aspie, aspies, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, streaming, TRASHY, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtuber, vtubing

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the only requirement is to have a sense of humor as wild as a creeper explosion!

Join us for outrageous adventures, like building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat or organizing a sheep fashion show. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Plus, we have regular events like “Lava Parkour Mondays” and “TNT Cannon Wednesdays” that will test your skills and your sanity. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a team of moderators who are as vigilant as a pack of wolves guarding their territory.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our lava-filled challenges, then maybe you’re better off building houses in peaceful mode. But where’s the fun in that? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

TowerPixel

Adventure, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8047
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to TowerPixel – Where Adventure and Creativity Unite!

TowerPixel is a thriving Minecraft community offering a wide range of exciting game modes for all types of players. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor, a master builder, or a fierce competitor, TowerPixel has something special for you.

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WHO WILL ENTER THE DS TO THE OP Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Aternos, Clans, classic, Community, creativity, Custom, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Exploration, Free Admin, Free Donations, freedom, Grief, Hardcore, long term, Minecraft, mmo, No Donations, No Mini-Games, No Private, No Registration, No Rules, No Wipes, open world, persistent world, Pirate, player interactions, player-driven, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Unique, Unlimited, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Animals Bred:	122	Farms Harvested:	549
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.

At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.

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Crafty Americans Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, arrogance, clowns, Crafty, culture, Diversity, Europe, Friends, friendship, global perspective, humor, ignorance, international relations, Laughter, Minecraft, mocking, perspective shift, Politics, satire, Server, Stereotypes, stupidity, Unity

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dimension Hops:	10	Farms Harvested:	515
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of being the butt of the joke? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate clown master! Our European friends will be rolling on the floor laughing at your epic clown skills. Show them who’s boss with your ridiculous builds and hilarious pranks. Don’t be a boring old regular player, join us and become the life of the party!

Boomers Finds 4Chan Through His Minecraft SMP Adventures

4chan, Adventures, board topic, Boomers, digital age, family dynamics, finds, generation gap, grandson, intergenerational communication, internet culture, Meme culture, meme posting, Minecraft, online communities, online forums, Posting, Pro Wrestling, shitty wrestling, smp, social media, twitter, viral content, wrestling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Zombie Dances:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Boomers, who stumbled upon the mysterious realm of “4chan” through his grandson’s meme posting on Twitter. Little did he know that this would lead him down a rabbit hole of pro wrestling obsession, where he unironically starts posting about the most obscure and cringeworthy wrestling matches you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with quirky characters like Boomers, each with their own bizarre stories and antics. From a llama farmer who believes he’s actually a llama in human form to a wizard who accidentally turned himself into a block of cheese, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a wrestling match against Boomers himself!

Crafty Coop Minecraft Server

Aliens: Fireteam Elite, Blight: Survival, coop, Cooperative Games General, coopg, Crafty, DarkSwarm, darktide, Darktide build planner, Deep Rock Galactic, Deep Rock Galactic build planner, Den Of Wolves, Earth Defense Force 6, gtfo, Helldivers 2, killing floor 2, left 4 dead 2, Minecraft, No More Room in Hell 2, Payday 3, ready or not, remnant 2, SCP: 5K, Server, Space elf edition, space marine 2, starship troopers extermination, The Forever Winter, vermintide 2, Vermintide 2 build planner, Wartracker

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Crops Grown:	4419
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the galaxy! We are the Space Elves, here to conquer new worlds and build the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

Join us for a wild ride through the cosmos as we battle against dark forces and explore uncharted territories. Our latest update includes a hotfix that allows you to ride space dragons and wield laser swords – trust us, it’s lit!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret quest that leads you to the legendary Commodore’s Vestures, rumored to grant you unlimited power and swag. And don’t forget about our PvP mode, where you can face off against other players in epic space battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this intergalactic adventure and become a legendary Space Elf builder today! Remember, the universe is yours to conquer!

The Problem Child Minecraft SMP – Jake Paulers, Unite!

boxing, boxing community, Champion, child, Dedication, determination, encouragement, ENERGY, Fans, fight night, good luck, Jake, jake paul, Jake Paulers, Minecraft, motivation, Paulers, positive vibes, Problem, smp, strength, success, Support, team Jake, The Problem Child, unite, Victory

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Items Found:	4580
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence? We’ve got more drama than a Jake Paul vlog and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and send your energy to The Problem Child, our resident goat who is about to take on the Ender Dragon tomorrow. Will he emerge victorious or will he end up getting lost in the Nether like last time? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds. From a giant pink castle made entirely of diamonds to a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and never trust a llama wearing sunglasses. Let the chaos begin!