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Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Farms Harvested:	902	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7871
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	175	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4118	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6247	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Runes Activated:	3

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

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Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Animals Bred:	104	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Farms Harvested:	376

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	162	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mines Excavated:	4923
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Animals Bred:	131
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

SoulSteal

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	7818
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

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