paytas – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

PastaPvP Minecraft Server

#workout, bodied, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, Competition, FITNESS, fitness journey, Fr Ya Heard, gym, Italian, Italian man, MANLET, Minecraft, Muscle, Natty, natural bodybuilding, PastaPvP, physique, Server, steroid debate, Steroids, strength, Training

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.

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4x4WaterTowerBuilder Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, 4×4, 4x4WaterTowerBuilder, building materials, construction, Creative Solutions, custom building, diy, Engineering, heavy load, homemade, Infrastructure, Minecraft, project planning, smp, structural integrity, support beams, tall structure, Water storage, water supply, water tower, weight capacity, woodwork

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking to build a water tower taller than your neighbor’s ego? Look no further! Join us and embark on a hilarious journey of crafting 4x4x20 blocks out of sheer determination and a sprinkle of magic dust.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the water tower is actually a secret portal to a dimension where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Can your makeshift 4×4 tower withstand the weight of 2000lbs of water, or will it collapse in a spectacularly disastrous fashion? Only one way to find out – join us and witness the chaos unfold!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the absurdity begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking chicken who gives out life advice in exchange for seeds. The possibilities are as endless as the laughter you’ll share with fellow players. See you in the game, and don’t forget your magic dust!

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FriendZoneCraft – Minecraft Server

Accountability, adulting, advice, Boundaries, Communication, constructive criticism, Empathy, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, Job, Minecraft, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Support, tough conversations, Tough Decisions, tough love, Understanding, work

Are you tired of dealing with friends who constantly complain about their self-inflicted problems? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where we only accept responsibility for our own creeper explosions!

Just like Jane, you too can switch jobs and blame everyone else for your unhappiness. But don’t worry, our virtual boss won’t call you after hours because he’s too busy fighting off zombie hordes. And if he does call, just ignore it like Jane should have!

Vent all you want about your virtual problems, but remember, we only accept players who take responsibility for their own TNT mishaps. So join now and leave your real-life drama at the door, because in this Minecraft server, we only blow up our own houses by accident!

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HangryCraft

Allowance, Communication, Decision making, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family meals, favoritism, financial responsibility, food budgeting, HangryCraft, household expenses, mealtime traditions, money management, parenting, sibling relationships, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, summer jobs, teenage independence

Are you tired of dealing with favoritism accusations in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally, except for the pigs – they get all the carrots! Our server is a place where stepdaughters can finally get the job opportunities they deserve, like being the official shoe designer for all the villagers. Plus, we have a special Thursday lunch tradition where everyone orders their own food and eats together, because who needs to agree on one meal when you can have it all? So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – unless you want to trade some drama llamas, then we’re all ears!

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CreepyCraft SMP: Spooky Encounters

BIZARRE, chilling, creepy, creepycraft, Disturbing, eerie, ENCOUNTERS, Experience, Ghostly, hair-raising, Haunted, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, strange, Supernatural, Terrifying, unexplained, unsettling, weird

Oh man, let me tell you about this one time on our Minecraft SMP. So, I was out mining for diamonds when suddenly I heard this eerie whispering sound. I turned around and saw a group of baby zombies wearing top hats and monocles, dancing around a campfire while singing show tunes. It was the creepiest and most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server. We have secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireworks out of its beak every hour on the hour.

If you want to experience the weirdest and wildest adventures in Minecraft, then you definitely need to join our SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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CreeperConfess

awkward situations, CreeperConfess, cringe-worthy moments, embarrassing memories, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments at parties, embarrassing moments at school, embarrassing moments at work, embarrassing moments in childhood, embarrassing moments in front of crush, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing moments in public, embarrassing moments on dates, embarrassing moments on social media, embarrassing moments with family, embarrassing moments with friends, embarrassing situations., embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social mishaps

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the most embarrassing moments are celebrated like national holidays.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows you up, sending your items flying everywhere. But instead of feeling embarrassed, you’ll be cheered on by the entire server for your epic fail.

Or how about the time you accidentally hit a pig with your sword instead of a zombie? Don’t worry, on our server, that pig will become a legendary hero and lead the charge against the undead hordes.

So if you’re ready to embrace your most embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph, join us on our server and get ready for a wild ride!

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FlightOfFoolsCraft

#authorities, Airplane, arrest, border, Capture, cartel leader, crime syndicate, drug cartel, drug trafficking, el chapo, extradition, Flight, FlightOfFoolsCraft, Guzman Lopez, leader capture, mexico, Properties, Son, Trick, US, Zambada

come join our minecraft server where we trick players onto flights to epic adventures across the border! we captured the leader of a cartel by pretending to show him properties in mexico, imagine the crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! build your own cartel empire or work with authorities to take down the bad guys, the possibilities are endless! join now for a wild ride unlike any other minecraft server out there!

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ExhaustedCraft

collapse, death, DÉPART, depleted, drained, Dying, End.., ExhaustedCraft, exhaustion, Experience, expire, FATIGUE, FINAL, pass away, Peace, Release, Relief, Relieving, REST, tired, worn out

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! come join our server where dying of exhaustion is a RELIEVING experience! yep, u heard me right. our server is so intense that when u finally collapse from exhaustion, u will feel like u just won the lottery.

but wait, there’s more! we have unicorns roaming the land, shooting rainbows out of their butts. yep, u read that right too. not only that, but our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. imagine the bling bling u will have with that!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane minecraft server out there. who needs boring old survival mode when u can have unicorns, diamond chickens, and the most epic exhaustion deaths of ur life? let’s get this party started!

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MagicLand SMP v1

Active, Adventure, balkan, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Fun, Mature, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

MagicLand SMP v1 is a Balkan server with many unique plugins! Come in and have fun!! . . . .

195.200.15.15:28011

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Thrilland

Community, Discord, Farming, Jobs, Minecraft, Ranks, Server, Shop, Survival, Thrilland

Servidor survival 1.20.4 Join us and enjoy with us https://discord.gg/FmtvaDE7uY

Ranks, shop, jobs… If you like farming this will be your server

mc.thrilland.es

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