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RetroThreadsRevived

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	13	Towns Built:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of wearing the same old boring diamond armor in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server brings back the ancient fashion trend of wearing glow-in-the-dark chainmail armor! Not only will you be the most stylish player in the game, but you’ll also blind your enemies with your fabulousness.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling dragons while wearing bell-bottom pants and a disco ball helmet. Who needs protection when you have style, am I right?

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of fashion in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even start a trend that will last for centuries!

AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft

animal studies, anorexia, AnorexicMiceNoMoreCraft, appetite regulation, behavioral health, biomedical research, disordered eating, drug development, Drugs, Eating disorders, health science, hunger protein, Medical research, Mice, Patients, protein research, researchers, Science Translational Medicine, scientific discovery, study, Symptoms

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical hunger proteins that can cure anorexia in mice! who needs therapy when you can just play minecraft and eat virtual food to feel better? our server is like a science lab but with creepers and zombies instead of test tubes. join us and help us find drugs to cure all types of eating disorders, one block at a time! it’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more explosions and less safety precautions. so what are you waiting for? come cure anorexia in mice with us on our crazy minecraft server!

2Players2Losers

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

New Anarchy Server in Spanish and English! (2024), Come in, create, destroy and build!

Invite your friends!

2p2l.hopto.org:25851

Dovedale Network

1.8, Bedwars, Dedicated Servers, Dovedale Network, exclusive, Friends, low latency, Minecraft, plugin issues., PvP, smp, Survival, UK server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ores Mined:	3412	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

– UK Server – 1.8+ (but due to plugin issues Bedwars is 1.8 only!)

mc.dovedale.wiki

Mystmoor: The Land of Semi-Vanilla Chaos with a Twist of Paper 1.21! 🌲🔥

Active, Anti Pay-to-Win, Builds, challenge, Chaos, Cheating, Community, Community Focused, Discord, Enhancements, Grief, Immersive, instagram, Land, Mystmoor, Paper, PvE, Semivanilla, smp, Staff, Survival, Twist, Vanilla, Website, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	145
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP Overview

Features	Friendly staff ready to help Authentic vanilla gameplay with enhancements Promotion of immersive builds Challenge of Hard mode Strong anti-cheating measures No pay-to-win
Discord	Join Mystmoor Discord
Website	Visit Mystmoor Website
Instagram	Check out Mystmoor on Instagram

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Mystmoor is a whitelisted community.
Do you allow cheating?	No, we have strict measures against cheating.
What mode is the server in?	The server operates in Hard mode.
Is there any pay-to-win features?	No, we do not have any pay-to-win elements on our server.

CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server

action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	141	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Why am I considered a blocky pedo in Minecraft SMP for being attracted to 16-bit beauties

16bit, age of consent, attracted, attraction, beauties, blocky, Boundaries, consent, considered, Ethics, legal age, legal implications, Maturity, Minecraft, morality, pedo, pedophilia, Perception, physical appearance, Psychology, sexual attraction, sexual desire, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, underage, understanding age

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	138
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mines Excavated:	3773	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all kinds of questionable behaviors! Join us if you want to be judged for being attracted to 16-year-old pixelated girls because hey, they look the same as 18+ year olds, right? Our server is the perfect place for those who struggle with basic age recognition and need a safe space to express their confusion. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your boner’s lack of understanding, we’re all about physical attraction only here! So come on in and let your inner pedo flag fly high in our pixelated paradise!

Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

ADVANCE, aggression, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, image, international relations, leadership, military tactics, Minecraft, Mr Security, Palace, Perception, PIXEL, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, putin, Putins, reputation, Rosenberg, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Admin Fun

ADMIN, administration, border control, civil administration, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fun, Governance, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, negotiations, peace talks, Politics, regional stability, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own russian city in Kursk Oblast!!! zelensky himself said it could happen!! come join us and be the mayor of ur own virtual russian town!! u can make ur own laws and have ur own government!! who needs real life when u can rule ur own minecraft city?! plus, u might even get to meet zelensky in the game!! join now for a chance to be a virtual russian politician!!

BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

Adventures, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, beta amyloid protein, BetaGlialCraft, brain cells, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, disease prevention, FORGETTABLE, glial cells, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurons, neuroscience, protein production, researchers, therapies, treatment options

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got glial cells producing beta amyloid protein like it’s nobody’s business. you wanna join this server cuz it’s gonna open up new avenues for future therapies, bro. forget about boring old neurons, we got glial cells doing the real work here. come join us and let’s cure Alzheimer’s together, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.