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Crafty Kike Rats
Caesar, Crafty, destruction of Second Temple, inbreeding, Kike, kike rats, LMFAOOO, pay taxes, Rabbi Yeshua, Rats, resist evil, ROMANS, Titus, turn the other cheek, Yahweh
Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!
Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.
Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!
Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

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ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server
Africa, allegations, atrocities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, civil war, Conflict, Evidence, Genocide, human rights violations, international law, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, security council, Server, Sudan, Sudanese Military, U.S. officials, united states, War Crimes
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. and, like, the other day, a creeper rode in on a rainbow and exploded into a bunch of diamonds. it was, like, so epic, bro.
also, like, our mods are, like, super cool and they give out free pizza every friday. and, like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and it came to life and started dancing. it was, like, the craziest thing ever, man.
oh, and, like, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and, like, a portal to another dimension? yeah, dude, you gotta join this server, it’s, like, the best thing ever.

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KurskCraft: North Korea Edition
Armed Forces, Army, Asia, battle, CASUALTIES, Casualty Rate, Conflict, deployment, eastern front, Edition, international relations, Korea, Korean Peninsula, korean war, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, military operation, News, north, North Korea, soldiers, Troops, War
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even North Korea deployed 12,000 troops to Kursk just to play on it! And get this, a third of them are now casualties because they couldn’t handle the epicness of the server.
Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of this Minecraft server!

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Caveman Cuisine: No Meat, No Problem
ANCESTORS, caveman, cuisine, dietary evolution, dietary habits, early human ancestors, Evolution, evolutionary biology, food choices, homo, human ancestors, human evolution, hunter gatherers, meat, meat consumption, meat consumption evolution, meat consumption patterns, meat diet, omnivores, paleo diet, plant based diet, prehistoric diet, Problem, vegetarianism
come join our epic minecraft server where we eat meat like our early human ancestors did NOT! we are all about that plant-based life, no meat allowed here! we believe in the power of veggies and fruits to fuel our minecraft adventures. who needs meat when you have the power of plants, am i right? plus, rumor has it that eating meat in minecraft makes your character fart uncontrollably. trust me, you don’t want to be known as the farting minecraft player. so come join us, where the grass is greener and the animals are safe from being eaten. let’s build a world where plants rule and meat is just a distant memory. vegan minecraft for the win!

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Shattered Crowns
collaborative builds, Community Events, Conquest, Curseforge, custom nations, Diplomacy, epic wars, Geopolitical, Industries, Lore, marketplace, Minecraft, Modpack, rich lore, Roleplay, Seasonal Events, Shattered Crowns, Strategic, Tournaments, Towny, Trade, Unique Economy
Welcome to Shattered Crowns Embark on a journey through a vast, immersive world where nations rise, alliances form, and wars shape the future. Whether you’re a skilled diplomat, a cunning strategist, or a fearless warrior, there’s a place for you in this dynamic geopolitical Minecraft server.
What do we have to offer? Custom Nations: Create, lead, and expand your nation, shaping its destiny through diplomacy or conquest. Epic Wars: Participate in large-scale battles or tactical skirmishes that test your strategic abilities. Unique Economy: Engage in trade, develop industries, and dominate the marketplace. Rich Lore: Dive into an ever-evolving world where every player contributes to the story. Community Events: Join seasonal events, tournaments, and collaborative builds to connect with players worldwide. Forge alliances, conquer foes, and leave your mark in a world that evolves with your decisions.
To play on the server you need to download this modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sc-server-coming-soon
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Crafted Kingdoms 1.20.1
1.20.1, BBC, British Broadcasting Corporation, british entertainment, British media, British TV, broadcasting, built for, built for BBC, crafted, documentaries, Entertainment, Kingdoms, Media, News, ONLINE, production, Programs, streaming, television, television network, television shows, uk
Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server was built for BBC – and no, not the British Broadcasting Corporation, I’m talking about Big Beautiful Creations!
Join this server if you want to unleash your inner architect and build the most outrageous, jaw-dropping structures you can imagine.
We’ve got crazy custom plugins that will make your head spin and your creativity go wild.
And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host every week – from building competitions to PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some BBC together!

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ZombieLove Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, comfort, Communication, compassion, Emotional support, emotional well being, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Grief, Listening, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, patience, personal boundaries, self-care, Server, Support, Understanding, work relationships, ZombieLove
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just a regular Tuesday! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of supporting your friend through a whirlwind romance that ends in tragedy in less than two weeks.
Our server is the perfect place to practice your listening and comforting skills, as you navigate through the daily struggles of being a supportive friend while also trying to maintain your sanity.
But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for fun and adventure in the world of Minecraft. Build, explore, and escape from the real world drama by immersing yourself in our virtual world.
So come on down and join us on this rollercoaster of emotions, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours!

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VacayCraft – No Family Emergencies Allowed
Allowed, Assistance, canceling, children, conflicted, demanding year, Emergencies, family, family emergency, health crisis, love, postpone trip, regret, regret not assisting, regret not being there, regret not canceling, regret not going, regret not helping, REST, RETURN, sister, vacation plans, VacayCraft
Are you tired of real-life drama getting in the way of your Minecraft adventures? Look no further than our server, where the only crisis you’ll face is running out of diamonds!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual chaos instead?
So come on, leave your worries behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey!

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FlirtCraft SMP
attraction, Body language, chemistry, Communication, courting, DATING, emotional connection, flirtation, FlirtCraft, FLIRTING, infatuation, love interest, nonverbal communication, playful banter, playful teasing, Reciprocation.., relationships, romantic interest, Signals, smp, social cues, subtle hints
Bro, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server ever. We got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. And get this, the owner is a wizard who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers. I know, crazy right?
But wait, there’s more. We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secret agents in disguise. They’re always plotting against the evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocks.
And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have epic tournaments where players ride on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s chaos, but in a good way.
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s wild, wacky, and totally bananas, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing creepers, they’re a real hoot.

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SecretCraft: Keep it in the Family
concealed family secrets, concealed stories, confidential information, confidential revelations, dark family history, darkest family secret, deep dark secrets, family, Family secrets, family skeletons, hidden family history, hidden family secrets, hidden family truths, Hidden Truth, private matters, SecretCraft, Secrets, skeletons in the closet, taboo secrets, undisclosed scandals, unspeakable truth, untold family secrets
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your family secrets? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to spill your darkest secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs. Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, perhaps?). So come on, join us and let your secrets run wild in the world of Minecraft!

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Vow to Be Same Sex Minecraft Server
Commitment, equality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, lifelong commitment, love, Marriage, marriage ceremony, marriage commitment, Marriage equality, marriage for life, marriage partners, marriage promise, marriage vows, Minecraft, Partnership, same-sex couples, same-sex marriage, Server, sex, Vow, Wedding
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where couples who marry vow to be same sex couples for life. like, u literally have to build a rainbow castle together with ur partner and defend it from evil mobs who are totally homophobic. but don’t worry, we got rainbow armor and unicorn swords to help u slay those haters. plus, every week we have a pride parade where we ride on rainbow llamas and throw glitter bombs at each other. it’s lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most fabulous minecraft community ever!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!