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Crafty Kike Rats

Caesar, Crafty, destruction of Second Temple, inbreeding, Kike, kike rats, LMFAOOO, pay taxes, Rabbi Yeshua, Rats, resist evil, ROMANS, Titus, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Have you ever wondered where Yahweh was during the destruction of the Second temple? Maybe he was too busy playing Minecraft on our server! Join us and find out the truth behind Yahweh’s mysterious disappearance.

Was he asleep? Or was he hiding and afraid of fighting the Romans? Maybe Yahweh did send Rabbi Yeshua to our server so he could tell you to not resist an evil man, turn the other cheek, and pay the taxes Caesar demanded. And if you had listened to Rabbi Yeshua, maybe you wouldn’t be so goddamned deformed from inbreeding after Titus nearly extincted kike rats. LMFAOOO!

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who needs historical accuracy when you have our server’s crazy stories to keep you entertained?

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SleepyPainterFixer

bad paint, bad painter, basement painting, correcting mistakes, Divorce, ex, fixing mistakes, former contractor, loving spouse, mean behavior, painting disaster, pick up daughter, Redecorating, repainting, SleepyPainterFixer, talent for painting, trim cutting

Looking for a Minecraft server that will paint a beautiful picture of fun and adventure? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and more laughs than you can shake a pickaxe at.

Just like fixing up a bad paint job, our server will have you coming back for more as you explore new worlds, conquer mighty foes, and maybe even discover a hidden talent for building. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you’ll forget all about your ex and their terrible painting skills.

So why wait? Join us on the most hilarious Minecraft server around and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find yourself painting a masterpiece of memories with your new friends.

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UnraisedMC SMP

arrogance, bad attitude, Behavior, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., dysfunctional upbringing, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, Family Values, Inappropriate Behavior, lack of consideration, lack of discipline, lack of empathy, lack of manners, lack of respect, Manners, poor social skills, poor upbringing, rudeness, smp, UnraisedMC, upbringing

If they don’t play on our Minecraft SMP, obviously! Our server is where all the misfits and troublemakers come together to cause chaos and mayhem. We have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, there’s no turning back!

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FunFactCraft

amusing, anecdote, conversation starter, Did you know, Entertaining, fact, factoid, Fascinating, Fun, fun fact, FunFactCraft, go to, Icebreaker, INTERESTING, knowledge, quirky, Random, tidbit, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

Did you know that our Minecraft server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of pixelated building? That’s right, these llamas have built entire cities out of blocks and are always looking for new players to join their wacky adventures! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that can only be found by those who possess the rare “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny.” So come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the llama’s hidden riches!

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Pokrovsk PvP Minecraft Server

battle, Combat, Conflict, counterattacking, Defense, eastern europe, Military, Minecraft, Mission, offensive, Operation, outside, Pokrovsk, PvP, Reinforcements, reinforcements deployed, resistance, Server, soldiers, strategy, Troops, UKRAINIAN, War

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the ukrainian reinforcements are counterattacking outside pokrovsk just to get a piece of the action? well, u found the right place! this server is so crazy, the mobs have started forming their own armies and are planning to take over the world! but don’t worry, we have epic weapons and armor to help u fight them off. plus, our community is so awesome, u will never feel alone. so come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

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Crafty Kike Rats

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

SleepyPainterFixer

UnraisedMC SMP

FunFactCraft

Pokrovsk PvP Minecraft Server