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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 9072 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 233779 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.
Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!