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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 380 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 613 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?
2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?
3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?
4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!