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NoCrashPad4U

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ores Mined:	9700	Emeralds Found:	3612
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of friends treating your house like a hotel? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual house and never have to deal with unwanted guests again! No more friends overstaying their welcome or expecting you to drop everything for them.

On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries, and if anyone tries to push them, you can just block them (literally). Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a stress-free virtual living situation.

Plus, if anyone accuses you of not being a good friend, you can just point them to our server and let them see how it’s done. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the hassle in Minecraft? Join now and start building your dream home, no unwanted guests allowed!

NomNomCraft

Awful, BIZARRE, Disgusting, Experience, Food, funny, gross, mistake, Nasty, NomNomCraft, regret, regretful, revolting, Shocking.., strange, Taste, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird, yuck

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1520	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous players out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot stick! Or how about exploring a haunted mansion filled with creepers that explode into confetti instead of TNT?

And if you’re feeling brave, why not try our infamous “Disgusting Food Challenge” where you have to eat the most revolting Minecraft foods imaginable, from rotten flesh stew to spider eye smoothies! Trust us, you won’t find a more stomach-churning experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the weirdest, wildest, and most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life!

RedSquareRaiders

[1945, breach of borders, breach of sovereignty, diplomatic crisis, foreign military, historical event, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Moscow, national security, political turmoil, RedSquareRaiders, Russian soil, security breach, Stunned, territorial violation, unexpected event

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

come join our minecraft server where we reenact the epic battle of moscow being stunned by a foreign military incursion since 1945! witness the chaos as players dress up as russian soldiers and try to defend their homeland against the invaders. will you be able to save moscow from falling into enemy hands? join now and be part of this historic event, but with a twist! we have custom weapons and armor to make the battle even more intense. don’t miss out on the action, join our server today!

WarcraftESP

active community, auction house, constant updates, Dungeons, Envoys, Factions, Friendly Support, Koth, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, WarcraftESP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5704
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Factions: Join or create your faction, defend your territory and compete for dominance. PvP: Take part in intense PvP battles and show off your skills. KOTH: Capture and defend the hill in regular King of the Hill events. Envoys: Search for treasures and rare rewards in the envoys that drop across the map. Auction House: Buy and sell items at our auction house.

Dungeons: Take on challenging dungeons and earn epic rewards. Why choose us? Constant Updates: New features and events regularly. Active Community: Join passionate players on our forum and Discord. Friendly Support: Always available to help you with any problem.

factions.warcraft-rpg.xyz

FrCraft Minecraft Server

des, des fr, fr, FrCraft, ICI, Minecraft, Server, Y’a des, Y’a des fr ici, ya

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Secret Passages Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle made entirely out of cake. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and throw confetti instead of exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ToothbrushTroubles Minecraft SMP

broken toothbrush, button not working, dental equipment, dental hygiene, electric toothbrush, electric toothbrush not working, electric toothbrush woes, fucked toothbrush, long wait for toothbrush, malfunctioning toothbrush, Minecraft, oral care, oral health, smp, toothbrush issues, toothbrush maintenance, toothbrush malfunction, toothbrush problems, toothbrush repair, toothbrush technology, toothbrush troubleshooting, toothbrush woes, ToothbrushTroubles

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of your toothbrush taking forever to turn on? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that our toothbrushes will never let you down! Join us and experience the thrill of pressing a button and having your toothbrush start in just seconds, not hours! Plus, rumor has it that our toothbrushes have magical powers that can help you mine diamonds faster. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the wackiest toothbrush-themed Minecraft SMP out there!

SassySisNoWedding Minecraft Server

coping with family drama, difficult decisions, emotional trauma, emotional well being, estranged siblings, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Healing Relationships, Minecraft, personal growth, SassySisNoWedding, self-care, self-empowerment, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships, unresolved issues, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have a good time in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built the most epic castle you’ve ever seen. But then, a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a party in the castle and blew it up! It was chaos, but oh boy, was it a sight to see.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have secret treasure hidden all over the server waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a block of obsidian just waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make your gaming experience the happiest day of your life! 😂🎮🏰

SpermCraft: No Sister Edition

Dna, Edition, emotional baggage, ethical dilemmas, family dynamics, Family Planning, future regrets, LGBTQ, moral obligations, parenthood, partner approval, personal autonomy, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, reproductive rights, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, sister, sperm donation, SpermCraft, uncle roles, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Magic Items Found:	5977
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister asking for my sperm? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unique experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community as dysfunctional as a sister asking her brother for his sperm? Our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable decisions – just like your family Thanksgiving dinner.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as awkward as deciding whether or not to donate your genetic material to your sibling’s partner. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and absurdity!

TipsyCraft

alcohol, buzzed, celebration, EMBARRASSING, Experience, first time, Friends, Fun, getting drunk, hangover, intoxication, Laughter, long tail tag, Memories, milestone, MISTAKES, Party, regret, tipsy, TipsyCraft, wild night

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Remember that time you accidentally drank a potion of clumsiness in Minecraft and ended up stumbling around like a drunken Enderman? Well, imagine that, but ten times crazier on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a drunken dance-off with a group of zombie pigmen! So grab your virtual beer stein and come party with us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to crash the party!

Omaris Lifesteal Junior High School

Adventure, Community, Competition, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skills, smp, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Emeralds Found:	7722	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Welcome to Omari’s Lifesteal SMP, the ultimate survival Minecraft server where every decision counts and survival of the fittest is the law of the land. Dive into a thrilling world where players must navigate the challenges of a classic SMP with an exciting twist—lifesteal mechanics.

omari.falixsrv.me:24069