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LazyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9362
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of running around in circles in other Minecraft servers? Join our server where the only sport you’ll need to excel at is clicking your mouse! We have specially designed mini-games for lazy players, like “Bed Wars” where you can literally nap in your bed while your teammates do all the work. And don’t even get us started on our “Mining Olympics” event, where the goal is to see who can mine the least amount of blocks in the longest time possible. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laziness like this before! So join our server now and start slacking off in style!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, bbc news, chinese spy, controversy, Corruption, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Exile, flees, foreign affairs, fury, Government, international relations, investigation, Mayor, Minecraft, Philippines, Politics, public outrage, scandal, Server, Southeast Asia, Spycraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Gods Slained:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ores Mined:	3652	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mayors accused of being chinese spies fleeing the philippines left and right 😂🤣 like who even knew that was a thing?? but we got it all here, folks! join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a spy yourself 🕵️‍♂️ who knows what crazy adventures await you on this server! plus, we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas 🦄🐷🦙 so why wait? join now and let the madness begin! 🎉🔥

EcoCraft: No Coal for You!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, China, clean energy, climate change, coal, coal power plant, EcoCraft, Emissions, ENERGY, energy policy, energy production, Environment, Environmental Protection, Fossil Fuels, global warming, Government, Greenpeace, permits, Pollution, regulations, renewable energy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

come join our minecraft server where we cut new coal power plant permits by nearly 80% just like china! greenpeace is shaking in their boots at our eco-friendly ways. we’re saving the planet one block at a time, so come build with us and be a part of the green revolution. plus, our diamonds are ethically sourced by magical unicorns who only poop rainbows. join us now and let’s make minecraft a greener place!

InflamedMindsMC

adolescence inflammation, adolescence research, adolescent mental health, childhood inflammation, childhood mental health, childhood research, depression, early inflammation, InflamedMindsMC, inflammation and depression, inflammation and mental health, inflammation and psychosis, inflammation research, later inflammation, low-grade inflammation, mental health disorders, mental health disorders research, mental health research., Psychosis, research, systemic inflammation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally gonna save you from getting all those mental health disorders, man. like, you know how inflammation can mess you up? well, this server is like, gonna fight off that inflammation with its magical powers or something. join now and say bye-bye to psychosis and depression, dude. early inflammation is no match for us, we got your back, bro. come join the fun and stay mentally healthy, yo.

VirtualTuberFeds Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, cybersecurity, data encryption, digital footprint, digital privacy, encrypted photos, external content, Feds, government surveillance, internet security, Minecraft, online presence, online tracking, online visibility, payroll, privacy concerns, Server, SmugAlana, social media, tenor.com, virtual influencers, virtual tubers, VirtualTuberFeds

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even SmugAlana is in on it? Look no further, because our server is so exclusive, even browsers can’t handle it! All photos are encrypted, and even the almighty tenor.com has no trace of us. Join now for the ultimate challenge of finding our hidden base, guarded by a secret society of Minecraft pros. And who knows, maybe SmugAlana will give you a hint if you’re lucky!

AsiansAreOP Minecraft SMP

Africans, anti-semitism, Asians, AsiansAreOP, discrimination, ethnicity, fascism, Genocide, Germans, hate crimes, History, Holocaust, Jews, Military, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, racism, s&s, smp, Wermacht, world war II

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Void Gems Collected:	30	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we embrace diversity like the Nazis never could! Join us for a chance to see black Africans in the German Wermacht, Asian men in the SS, and maybe even a Jewish player leading the charge in battle. Our server is a melting pot of cultures and backgrounds, just like a twisted version of history where everyone gets along (or at least tries to).

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a bizarre mix of players coming together to build, survive, and maybe even conquer? Plus, who wouldn’t want to see a rainbow coalition of players taking on the Ender Dragon or battling it out in PvP arenas?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and be a part of something truly unique in the world of Minecraft SMPs.

NoNameChange Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, Communication, Confidence, Conflict, creepiness, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, friendship, Gaslighting, Identity, Manipulation, Minecraft, name change, NoNameChange, personal boundaries, personal space, Respect, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, Support, validation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	3834
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this crazy story!

Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through friendships and name changes just like our main characters. Will you be able to handle the pressure of constant social interactions and name swaps? Only the bravest players can survive the chaos of this server!

Join now and see if you have what it takes to deal with the drama and madness of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as this Reddit post!

ExBlockCops: AITAforCalling911

AITAforCalling911, child neglect, Child Psychology, child safety, child trauma, child welfare, co parenting, communication breakdown, CPS investigation, custody, emergency custody, emotional distress, ExBlockCops, family dynamics, family vacation, Manipulation, mental health, parenting, police intervention, psychological abuse, stepfamily issues

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make your ex’s custody battles look like child’s play.

Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!

OneTimeAtLeast – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, OneTimeAtLeast, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6909	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a once in a lifetime experience that will have you questioning your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, look no further! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

BlockCraftin’FUN

best kept secrets, BlockCraftinFUN, diamond in the rough, hidden delights, hidden gems, hidden treasures, hidden wonders, lesser known, Must try, Overlooked, overlooked experiences, overlooked pleasures, try new things, under-the-radar attractions, Underappreciated, Underrated, undiscovered, undiscovered pleasures, Unexplored, unique experiences

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mines Excavated:	1122
Magic Items Found:	3338	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Build your own castle, tame a dragon, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!