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BoneCraft: No Heart Attacks Here!

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Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you gotta save all the villagers from a crazy zombie invasion, right? But here’s the twist – you gotta do it while establishing vascular access through the intraosseous route! Like, who even does that in Minecraft, bro? But hey, if you’re up for the challenge and wanna show off your mad medical skills, then this server is the place to be!

And get this, if you manage to save all the villagers and defeat the zombies, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit! Like, that’s some next level stuff right there, amirite?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your ability to establish vascular access through the intraosseous route, of course! Let’s do this, gamers!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, controversial, dictator, discrimination, fascism, GayCraft, germany, History, hitler, homosexual, LGBTQ, LGBTQ history, Minecraft, nazi, prejudice, Propaganda, Psychology, psychology of dictators, repressed, Server, Sexuality, taboo, world war II

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Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together!

SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace

braid, controversy, critical reception, Downfall, Failure, fall from grace, game design, game development, game industry drama, Indie developer, indie failure, indie game development, indie games, indie success, Jon Blow, public perception, Redemption, SMPJonBlowFellFromGrace, success, the witness, Video Game (Industry)

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Once a powerful player on our Minecraft SMP, Jon Blow was known for his epic builds and unbeatable PVP skills. But one day, he decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and lost spectacularly. Now he’s just a humble farmer, tending to his crops and muttering about his defeat.

Join our server and witness the madness firsthand! From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted diamond swords.

So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next Jon Blow – just try to avoid challenging any dragons to dance-offs.

StepSibBdayDrama-GroundED

Birthday, bullying, consequences, DAUGHTER, family conflict, Grandparents, grounding, holiday trip, insults, Malicious, Maturity, name-calling, provocation, punishment, selfish, special day, spoiled, Stepbrother, StepSibBdayDramaGroundED, unjust

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing out birthday candles and smashing cakes is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we embrace the spirit of Anna and her epic cake-smashing skills.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good prank and don’t mind a little bit of drama. With griefing and trolling at an all-time high, you never know what crazy antics you’ll come across next.

Plus, if you’re looking for a place where grandparents reward bad behavior with lavish holidays, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for flying cakes and tears of betrayal along the way!

DateImpressor Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks in Minecraft just to show off your creativity and dedication? Well, if you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to do just that and more!

Our server is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From organizing massive pig races through treacherous lava pits to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie villagers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our infamous dating game show events, where players compete for the chance to win a virtual date with the server owner. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve serenaded your crush with a love ballad made entirely of note blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and heart-pounding, look no further. Join us today and get ready to experience the most outrageous antics and unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

MovieMunchiesMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can eat food from your favorite movies in real life! Ever wanted to chow down on a Krabby Patty from Spongebob Squarepants or feast on a Never-Ending Gobstopper from Willy Wonka? Well, now you can!

Join our server and experience the culinary delights of the silver screen like never before. Our chefs have mastered the art of recreating movie foods in pixelated form, so get ready to indulge in a feast fit for a Hollywood star.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with giant popcorn monsters and candy cane warriors. Rumor has it that the legendary Golden Turkey Leg is hidden somewhere deep within the labyrinth, waiting to be claimed by a brave adventurer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a gastronomic adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your appetite – you’re gonna need it!

TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom

aircraft, airstrike, armed conflict, Commander, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, Gaza Strip, Hamas, idf, Middle East conflict, militant group, military operation, Palestinian territories, reportedly killed, security operation, strikes, targeted killing, terror cell, Tulkarm, TulkarmTerrorCellGoneBoom, Vehicle

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Yo, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where you can join in on epic battles just like this one! We got IDF aircrafts swoopin’ in and takin’ out terror cells in vehicles, like whoa! And apparently, they even took out a Hamas commander, like, dang! If you wanna experience some intense action and feel like a total badass, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other wild adventures await you in this insane world of Minecraft madness! Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrackTrotFunLand

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HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU LOVE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LOVE LAUGHING AND HAVING A GOOD TIME? THEN YOU GOTTA JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE GOT ALL THE CRAZY STUFF YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED IN MINECRAFT. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA WHILE FLYING A PIG? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, BABY!

AND IF THAT’S NOT ENOUGH, WE HAVE A WHOLE SECTION DEDICATED TO RUNNING BACKWARDS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME! WE’RE TALKING ABOUT RUNNING BACKWARDS, SKIPPING, AND EVEN 3 LEGGED RACES! IT’S A REAL HOOT, I TELL YA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED! WOOHOO!

AlzCraft: No Proof of Effect

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so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz like, we got the most insane builds and craziest mini games u ever seen. like, our spawn town is literally made of diamonds and gold, and we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground maze filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. only the bravest players can make it out alive. oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons? yeah, it’s a real blast.

join our server now and become part of the most epic minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. so come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go on this wild adventure together!

SentinelCraft [1.21]

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IP: play.sentinelcraft.netMinecraft 1.21 Version!

SentinelCraft is a survival based minecraft server that was founded in May 2013! It’s been running for over 10 years and has grown a mature, friendly and welcoming community and staff.

We do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are safe. If you like survival with some extra spice you’ll fit right in!

Here at SentinelCraft you can play with your friends, make land claims, make towns, interact with player shops, participate in community events and more!

Our aim is that everyone in this community feels welcomed, has fun and creates long-standing friendships as we all have done for the past 10 years in a mature, lighthearted environment.

If you want to find out more, or join the ride Click here to view our website.

play.sentinelcraft.net

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	433	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Towns Built:	3

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Crops Grown:	4898	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

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SentinelCraft [1.21]

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Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	3717	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Potions Brewed:	32	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1998	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	1183
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1