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MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1815
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Love Letters Sent:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Villages Defended:	17

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1309
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Votes:	2892
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	4008
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	157

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Magic Items Found:	5597

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5386	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4828

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!

CrownPrinceCraft: FearlessAssassin

Allies, Assassination, Conflict, Crown Prince, CrownPrinceCraft, Diplomacy, fear, FearlessAssassin, Government, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Monarchy, Normalization, Peace, Politics, Risk, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Stability, threat

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6416
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dimension Hops:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gods Slained:	1

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz the crown prince of saudi arabia is straight up paranoid about getting whacked for tryna make friends with israel. like bruh, imagine the drama on this server, we got kingdoms beefin’ and alliances shiftin’ faster than you can say “diamond sword”. join now and see if you can survive the political intrigue and backstabbing, just like the crown prince. it’s a wild ride, fam.