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Minecraft SMP: Hololive Graduation Party!

bittersweet moment, digital celebrity, emotional farewell, fan community, farewell event, Graduation, graduation ceremony, hololive, idol culture, internet fame, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, online fandom, online personality, online presence, Party, personal growth, smp, support network, talent, Virtual idol, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Animals Bred:	103
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any hololive talents? Well, look no further because our server is filled with them! Join us and you might just run into your favorite VTuber while mining for diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon that has a secret crush on one of the hololive talents. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

Join now for a chance to attend a virtual graduation ceremony for a hololive talent who just so happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knew block building skills could land you a diploma?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself!

NoHeadphonesNoPlay

adhd, all inclusive hotel, autism, Communication, coping mechanisms, family conflict, family dynamics, family vacation, headphones, neurodiversity, NoHeadphonesNoPlay, noise canceling, overstimulation, personal boundaries, room service, ruining vacation, self-care, sensory overload, sibling relationships, Social Skills, Stubborn

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where wearing noise-canceling headphones is not only allowed, but encouraged! Are you tired of constant overstimulation from your family? Join us and escape to a world where you can block out all the noise and distractions.

Imagine a virtual paradise where you can build your own peaceful retreat away from the chaos of real life. No more being followed around by loud siblings or being dragged into multiple conversations at once. On our server, you can finally find some peace and quiet.

And the best part? Our virtual room service is available 24/7, so you never have to leave your cozy hideaway. Dive into the virtual pool, explore the night activities, or simply relax in your own virtual space without any interruptions.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the constant overstimulation of real life. Your headphones are not only welcome here, they’re practically mandatory!

HappyAge SMP: 30s Club

30s, aging, club, Contentment, fulfillment, growth, Happiest, Happiness, HappyAge, joy, life experiences, Maturity, Memories, Nostalgia, Older friends, perspective, reddit, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, specific age, why, wisdom

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	2274	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	8288
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure joy and happiness! Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a group of friendly players who are all over the age of 50. That’s right, we’re not your average SMP, we’re the retirement home of Minecraft!

Join us and relive the glory days of your youth while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow golden oldies. Who needs grandchildren when you have a whole community of seasoned players to game with? Plus, we have bingo nights every Friday and a special discount on virtual prune juice for all members.

So if you’re looking for a server that will make you feel like a kid again (albeit a kid with arthritis), then look no further than our Minecraft SMP for the 50+ crowd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ExtraLife: The Organ Edition

anatomy, bioengineering, biology, body modification, Edition, evolutionary biology, extra organ, extralife, future technology, genetic modification, health enhancement, human body, human physiology, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Medical Ethics, medical science, Organ, organ function, organ transplant, purpose, speculative biology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, you can also add extra organs to your body for superhuman abilities! Want to breathe fire like a dragon? Just add a flamethrower lung! Need to see in the dark like a ninja? Slap on some night vision eyeballs! The possibilities are endless!

So come on down and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a spleen when you can have a jetpack kidney instead? Let the madness begin!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, security threat, senior figure, Server, south Lebanon, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we blow up stuff like israeli strikes but with way more fun!!! we got senior hamas figures running around in south lebanon causing chaos and you can join in on the action!!! build your own base and defend it from crazy attacks, just like in real life but way more blocky!!! trust me, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so come join us now and let’s have a blast together!!!

SecretBaseStrike

Conflict, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, iran, IRGC, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, neighboring countries, nuclear program, president, regional stability, RETALIATION, secret bases, SecretBaseStrike, SECURITY, strike, Tensions, threat

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret bases in neighboring countries just like Iran’s president suggests! except instead of striking them, we build them up and make them super cool! the IRGC can’t dispute our awesomeness, they’re just jealous they’re not playing on our server! plus, we have the best parties in the minecraft world, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun! so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and non-stop laughs!

Phoxis: Where Mobs custom eat the economy and race each other in a towny fantasy world! 1.20.2

1.20.2, alliances, Angels, Boss Battles, Connected, Custom, Demons, Eat, Economy, Elysium, Events, Exotic, FANTASY, Hide and seek, Immersive, Lycanthropes, mobs, mythical crafting, Nether dimensions, Phoxis, Prizes, Race, Resource World, smp, Towny, Unique, Vampires, Vanilla, Wars, world

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	319	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Phoxis Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Races	Custom races plugin offering unique player experiences.
Towny	Create towns and nations, join alliances, and prevent griefing.
Custom Mobs	Encounter custom mobs and bosses for added challenge.
Events	Frequent events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is Phoxis?

Phoxis is a small and active Minecraft server with a close-knit community. We enhance the vanilla experience using custom plugins like races and custom items.

How are we different from other Minecraft Servers?

We offer unique races, Towny plugin for creating towns and alliances, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What are the main features of the server?

Main features include races, Towny plugin, custom mobs and bosses, and regular events like Hide-and-Seek and Boss Battles.

What plugins are currently active on the server?

Plugins include economy, Towny, multiple dimensions such as resource world and Nether, and the exotic world Elysium. Feel free to ask about any plugins in our Discord server!

RockinCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, blackrock, control, corporate, Corruption, Cover.Yagoo, finance, Greed, Industry, influence, Integrity, Investment, Manipulation, Minecraft, MONEY, RockinCraft, scandal, Server, sockpuppeting, Unethical, wall street, Warning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	7462
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Blackrock is shaking in their boots! We’re so insane that we once had a llama ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ. Join us now and be a part of the madness before Blackrock tries to ruin the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re Blackrock.

Minecraft SMP: The /vg/ General Tier List Masters

/lorg, /wartg, 2hug, 4ccg, 5NF, ACG, afgg, agdg, akg, alg, axg, BAG, cod:g, Cross-Play, d2g, DDLC, dfg, dng, DRG, Egg, feg, FGG, fgoalter, fgog, fng, Fog, gbfg, general, gfg, gig, gsg, hbg, HG, hsrg, keng, kfg, khg, LCG, list, lolg, Masters, mbg, mcg, mggg, MHG, Minecraft, mmcg, nepgen, official /vg/ general tier list, osg, OWG, palg, pg, rlg, RSG, rwg, SG, smp, snowg, ss13g, ssbg, sthg, tesog, tf2g, tg, Tier, tsg, twg, utg, vrg, wfg, wowcg, wowg, wtg, xivg, zzz.

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	995
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that we have an official tier list for all the different factions you can join.

In the S tier, we have the alchemy masters (/alg/), the Team Fortress 2 gang (/tf2g/), the Aspiring Game Developers (/agdg/), and the Legendary Creepers Guild (/lcg/). These guys are the cream of the crop, the absolute legends of our server.

But don’t worry, if you’re not quite at that level yet, we have plenty of other tiers for you to join. From tasteful autism (/rlg/ and /dfg/) to tasteful weebs (/pg/ and /nepgen/), there’s a place for everyone on our server.

And if you’re feeling a bit more adventurous, why not join the B tier factions like the Underwater Temple Guardians (/utg/) or the Space Explorers (/sg/)? Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get up to with these guys!

But beware of the D tier factions like the Axe Throwers Guild (/axg/) or the Dungeon Dwellers (/dng/). These guys are a bit…well, let’s just say they’re not the most welcoming bunch.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods). Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Babysitting, Birth, Boundaries, children, Communication, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family feud, financial support, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, responsibilities, Server, Siblings, single mother, Support

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Crops Grown:	7475
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild entertainment? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories!

Imagine a world where players have to navigate through family feuds, baby trapping scandals, and unexpected babysitting duties. Will you be able to handle the drama and still build the best Minecraft creations?

Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family dynamics and maybe even become the hero of the day by saving a player from a baby trap or helping them deal with entitled relatives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Let the chaos begin!