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NoKidsNoDiamonds Minecraft SMP

childfree, Childless, criticism, Decision making, Expectations, family, Family Planning, guy, individual rights, judgment, Kids, Lifestyle, Minecraft, NoKidsNoDiamonds, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, PRESSURE, smp, societal norms, societal pressure, society, subhuman

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to create a town made entirely out of giant chickens. Yes, you heard that right, CHICKENS. And not just any chickens, but chickens that could talk and had a secret society plotting world domination.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.

Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?

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WakeAndBake Minecraft Server

#WakeAndBake, Airbnb, Airport, aita, Bars, college friends, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Friend, friendship, group dynamics, leaving for the airport, Minecraft, not waking up, rental car, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social etiquette, travel, Wedding, wedding party

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own world and avoid waking up friends for airport rides!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!

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GrandCraftyHeist

cousins, Estate Planning, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family legacy, family relationships, Family secrets, family wealth, financial dispute, generational wealth, GrandCraftyHeist, Grandparents, Inheritance, real estate, selling house, sibling rivalry, trust fund

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft house? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!

Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!

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HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

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BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.

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BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, border tensions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cross-border conflict, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli citizen, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, regional instability, retaliation fears, Rockets, security concerns, security threats, Server, violence, War

lol imagine if rockets were fired in minecraft and you had to dodge them while building your epic base! that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on our server! join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while trying to survive and thrive in a world full of danger and excitement! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of insane action?! come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

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GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

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MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

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NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.
and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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