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  • Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

    Misguided Miners: Minecraft SMP

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    🎼😎 Welcome to the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever LOL at!!! You ever wanted to play Minecraft AND experience the wildest ride of your life? Well, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server (unless your grandma is a dragon-taming wizard – then she might fit right in)!

    Firstly, you’ll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you don’t join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! I’ve seen it happen! 👀

    And don’t get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? We’ve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! 😂 Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like PokĂ©mon. That’s right, we play Minecraft like it’s PokĂ©mon Go now! Who needs rules?

    Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal “Creeper Rain” day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like it’s some twisted birthday party, and if you don’t get blown up at least once, you’re officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.

    We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob – he once built a machine that turns your mom’s voice into cat noises! I swear, he’s working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.

    Join us for the weekly “Defend the Cow” tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to “The Nether of Bad Builds” where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. 🙈

    Seriously, if you’re tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise you’ll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. 😂🐑

    So what are you waiting for? Your mom’s approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! đŸŠ™đŸ”„

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  • MulticulMP

    MulticulMP

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    Welcome to MulticulMP, where the adventure never ends! Immerse yourself in a vibrant Minecraft community with our feature-packed server:

    Land Claim: Secure your territory and build without worries. PvP Arena: Battle it out in thrilling player-vs-player combat. Ranks: Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements. Crates: Discover exciting loot with our crate system. Pinata Party: Join in the fun with surprise-filled celebrations. Events: Engage in special events for extra excitement.

    Paid Server: Enjoy premium gameplay in a lag-free environment.

    play.multiculmp.fun:19161

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  • Mustards SMP

    Mustards SMP

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    “Mustards SMP: Embarking on an Unforgettable Survival Journey”

    Journey into the heart of Mustards SMP, a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that redefines the classic survival experience. In this meticulously crafted world, survival is more than just conquering monsters and gathering resources; it’s about thriving in a dynamic player-driven economy and unraveling unique treasures within custom crates.

    Immersive Survival Adventure: Mustards SMP encapsulates the true essence of survival gameplay, urging players to gather resources, collaborate, and build as they navigate the vast and ever-evolving world.

    Custom Crates Extravaganza: The server introduces an exciting twist with its custom crates system. Players can obtain keys through various in-game activities, unlocking special crates filled with rare items, custom enchantments, and unique resources, adding an extra layer of excitement to the survival experience.

    mu3tards.apexmc.co:25576

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  • PinkMoon

    PinkMoon

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    PinkMoon Network 1.20.4 No Premium Crossplay Modalities: BoxPvP, Survival. voting web #1 Vote for us and get unique rewards

    103.195.101.176:25634

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  • MrCraft

    MrCraft

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    Welcome to our Minecraft Survival server!

    Our server offers a unique survival experience with a host of features that are sure to keep you entertained and challenged. Here’s a look at what you can expect: Survival Mode: Fight against nature and mobs to survive and thrive in our Minecraft world. Ranks: Acquire cosmetics and extra things for your adventure. Jobs: Earn in-game currency by doing a variety of jobs. Protection Ores: Protect your buildings and possessions with our protection ores. Clans: Join a clan or create your own to work as a team and dominate the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

    mc.mrcraft.xyz:25577

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  • CLC Network

    CLC Network

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    Discover CLC Network!

    Venture into our Minecraft server with a unique twist: a futuristic city full of mysteries. Explore a vast world and build your legend in the world where the ruins of a city that once floated in the sky are located.

    A healthy community, unique protections, intriguing lore, and themed events await you. Join the community, build your legacy and live the unique CLC Network experience!

    clcnet.online

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  • Crafters Realm

    Crafters Realm

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    Embark on an immersive SMP journey within our server, featuring custom structures, captivating Terralith terrain, dynamic seasons, and magical wands. Unearth secrets, master potent spells, and craft your own unique survival narrative. Embrace the adventure in your preferred language, be it Dutch or English—our diverse community awaits your arrival. Join us and delve into the enchanting experience of collaborative exploration.

    craftersrealm.net:25596

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  • multiverse

    multiverse

    New Minecraft Servers

    minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

    multiverse.mcplay.eu:25613

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  • Foundation Craft

    Foundation Craft

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    Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

    play.foundationcraft.com

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  • FerryCraft

    FerryCraft

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    Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

    ferrycraft.net

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