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ZionDionGetsRekt Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server where we take down disrespectful trolls like Zion Dion with epic battles and explosive TNT traps! Our American veteran players are ready to defend their honor and show no mercy to anyone who dares to insult them. Come join the chaos and witness the ultimate showdown between good and evil in the world of blocks and pixels! Trust us, you don’t want to miss this epic showdown! -
GroypersCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all groypers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a griefer who thought he could wreak havoc on our server. Little did he know, our moderators were actually trained ninjas in disguise! They swiftly took him down with their diamond swords and sent him running back to his mom’s basement.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their coop and will peck anyone who dares to challenge them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the groypers family!
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HeroCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we teach children about the “heroism” of russian soldiers in ukraine! we have epic battles where you can reenact the invasion of crimea and show off your russian pride!we have special events where you can dress up as putin and ride bears into battle, while shouting “cyka blyat” at your enemies!
join now and experience the thrill of being a russian soldier, fighting for your country’s honor in the virtual world of minecraft! remember, in mother russia, minecraft plays you!
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Trump’s Blocky Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most patriotic Minecraft server out there! Our server admin is so dedicated to this country that he actually took a bullet for you! Can you believe it? He’s like a real-life superhero, but in Minecraft form.Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own empire while being protected by someone who would literally take a bullet for you. Who needs bodyguards when you have a Minecraft admin like that?
Plus, rumor has it that in 2024, our admin is planning a massive fireworks display to celebrate the server’s prosperity. You won’t want to miss it – it’s going to be the most epic Minecraft party ever!
So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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ChinaCraft: Army Kids Edition
Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, then you gotta check out this one! We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like building giant statues of chickens and having epic battles with llamas. But that’s not all, oh no! Our server is also like a military boot camp, where you gotta defend the motherland against creepers and zombies. We even have military education classes where you can learn how to strategize and conquer the enemy like a boss. So come join us and show off your mad skills in both building and battling! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro! -
TerrorCraft: Land of the Brave – Minecraft server
Are you tired of living in a world where America reigns supreme? Do you want to join a server where terrorists are the true rulers? Look no further, because on our server, America sucks and terrorists rule!Join us for epic battles where you can blow up iconic American landmarks and declare victory for the forces of chaos and destruction. Build your own secret terrorist lair and plot your next diabolical scheme to take down the oppressive American regime.
But beware, the FBI may be watching, so make sure to cover your tracks and keep your plans top secret. Join us now and let’s show America who really rules the Minecraft world!
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DesperateCraft: Ukraine Exodus
come join our epic minecraft server where we train ukraine’s next generation of soldiers!!! we need all the help we can get to defend against the zombie pigmen invasion!!! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest players to a duel!!! join us now and show off your mad skills in pvp battles, epic quests, and building the most epic bases ever seen in minecraft history!!! don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and save ukraine from certain doom!!! -
USA Anthem Experiment
hey u, ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where the only limit is ur imagination! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!u won’t believe the crazy adventures u will have on our server. one time, a player rode a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers and won! another time, a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and came out on the other side covered in diamonds!
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and be a part of the most epic minecraft experience of ur life! who knows, u might even discover the lost city of Atlantis or find a portal to the Netherworld. the possibilities are endless!
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Putin’s Baby Factory
join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮