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NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	214
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#classified information, best kept secret, confidential information, confidential websites, covert online activities, CraftyCreeperz, exclusive online content, hidden gems, hidden online gems, hidden online world, hidden treasures, internet, internet secrets, online mysteries, secret online communities, secretive websites, top secret online, undercover online, undercover websites, undiscovered gems, unknown websites

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Towns Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

ChillCraft Adventures Minecraft server

Achievements, Adventures, air drop, Auctions, boss killing, Bosses, Casino, Chillcraft, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, hats, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Shops, Structures, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

ChillCraft is a new project with cool locations, daily rewards, a quest system, pvp, and much more. – Exciting adventures and quests;

– New crafts and enchantments;

– Casino, economy, shops, auctions;

– Bosses, Dungeons, new structures;

– Air drop, hats, achievements.Come in and be part of the coolest survival and boss killing experience!

54.36.232.15:25583

Vtuber Animal Babes Minecraft Server

animal, animal characters, Animal Vtuber, Anthropomorphic, Babes, cross-species romance, Digital Content Creation, Digital Ethics, ethical concerns, FANTASY, Human, hybrid beings, interspecies relationships, Minecraft, online communities, role playing, Server, Social Interaction, Technology, virtual avatars, virtual entertainment, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where animals and humans just coexist peacefully? Well, look no further because on our server, Animal Vtubers can have babies with humans! That’s right, you can create some truly unique and hilarious offspring that will have everyone on the server talking.

Join us for a wild ride of cross-species romance and wacky adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up with a half-pig, half-human child that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might just find true love with a llama or start a family with a chicken. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few Minecraft mods).

Minecraft SMP – /eftg/ – ESCAPE FROM TARKOV general

ammo charts, arena website, change list, Discord, eftg, Escape, escape from tarkov, general, grooming servers., Gun Builder Website, Killa edition, Minecraft, newfags, offline single player, Overswing calculator, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, smp, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs, written guide

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Items Found:	2586	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	242
Secret Passages Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only patch notes you need to worry about are the ones that patch up the holes in your base from creepers exploding! Forget about Russian sneedware, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor waiting for you to conquer the arena and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

Looking for some ammo charts? We’ve got you covered with our extensive collection of arrows, potions, and even TNT for those explosive moments. And don’t forget to visit our Gun Builder Website, where you can calculate the perfect overswing for your next epic battle.

New to Minecraft? No problem! Check out our guide for newfags and quest tracker to help you navigate the world of blocks and monsters. Need some changes? Our change list is constantly updated to keep things fresh and exciting.

Join our Minecraft SMP server today and leave the tranny and homo grooming servers behind. SPTSPT may be offline, but our server is always buzzing with activity and laughter. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft like never before!

PropertyCraft – Inherit & Build

assets, BUILD, Church, Communication, concerns, decision, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, family, Financial, generations, inherit, Inheritance, Legacy, memorial fund, parents, Properties, PropertyCraft, Religion, Siblings, Support, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your mom’s sudden change of heart about her will? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this story!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be questioning reality just like OP is questioning their mom’s decision to donate everything to the church.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden surprises that will keep you on your toes. Just like how OP’s mom surprised them with her new will, you’ll never know what’s around the corner on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as OP’s mom’s sudden change of heart, come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll find a diamond sword that’s actually a key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe. Or maybe you’ll just find a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

Contentment, everyday happiness, Happiness, insignificant pleasures, joy, little happiness, little joys, little things, Minecraft, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small delights of life, small happiness, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small things, smp, tiny delights, tiny joys, TinyJoy

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	310
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Rebellion, where feathers and beef fly everywhere! Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power of unlimited tacos!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of glowstone? Well, on our server, anything is possible! So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPantyPop

female anatomy, female arousal, female body, female genitalia, female physiology, female reproductive system, female sexual arousal, female sexual desire, female sexual excitement, female sexual function, female sexual pleasure, female sexual response, female sexual satisfaction, female sexual stimulation, female sexuality, female sexuality issues, PixelPantyPop, random arousal, sexual arousal, sexual response, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	258
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

What’s the female equivalent of having a random boner? It’s joining our Minecraft server and suddenly finding yourself surrounded by a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist the urge to join in on the fun and build your own disco sheep army to take over the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!