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ukraine regains ground in kharkiv minecraft server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, ground, international relations, Invasion, Kharkiv, Military, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Political unrest, regains, Russian army, Russian troops, Server, Surrender, territorial gains, Ukraine, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magic Items Found:	8820
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine regains ground in kharkiv as dozens of russian troops ‘surrender’!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got more action than a creeper explosion, more drama than a villager trade gone wrong, and more chaos than a nether portal in the overworld 😂

our players are tougher than diamond armor, crazier than a chicken riding a pig, and funnier than a zombie trying to do stand-up comedy 🤪

join us now for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious moments, and unforgettable memories! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server in the multiverse! 🌍🎮🚀

bowelbreakersMC

arteries, autoimmune, Bowel disease, bowelbreakersMC, Breakthrough, breakthroughs, Chronic illness, discovery, gastrointestinal, health, holy grail, IBD, immune disorders, inflammatory bowel disease, liver, Medical research, millions, researchers, spine, Treatment, worldwide

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

OMG u guys, dis server is LIT AF! we got a breakthrough like no other, we discovered da holy grail of Minecraft! we found da major driver of all da craziness in dis game, like inflammatory bowels and immune disorders dat mess with ur spine, liver, and arteries. join dis server and u might just find da cure to all ur Minecraft ailments! come be a part of dis epic discovery and raise hopes for millions of players worldwide. don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, join now and let’s cure Minecraft together! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMiracle #CureForAllDisorders #JoinUsNow

minecraf server: 4ging2productiveconvos

4ging2productiveconvos, Accessibility options, April Fools’ Day events, Bigotry, Forging, illegal content, Minecraf, Misinformation, Moderator Advocate, Moderator Code of Conduct, Moderator Roadshows, Open Letter, reddit, Reddit API, Reddit Secret Santa, Remember the human, Return to Productive Conversation, Server, showerthoughts, Spam reduction, user agreement, Volunteer moderators, Washington Post

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	6664	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Animals Bred:	105
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

We’ve been around for eleven years, just like that one weird uncle who always shows up to family gatherings with a rubber chicken. We’ve had our fair share of drama, like that time we all dressed up as chickens and tried to take over the server. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for epic events like Moderator Roadshows, where we ride around on pigs and throw potatoes at each other. Or how about Reddit Secret Santa, where we gift each other stacks of dirt blocks and call it a day?

We may not always agree on everything, but we always find a way to work things out. Just like that time we had a heated debate over whether creepers should wear top hats or bow ties. Spoiler alert: they ended up wearing both.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories together. Just remember one thing: Remember the chicken. Oh wait, I mean human. Yeah, remember the human. See you there!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

codes, Crownless, emotes, Featured Cinematic, friends list, Global Launch Trailer, Jiyan, Map, Minecraft, Official twitter, Opening Cinematics, PC client, Release trailer, Resonator Showcase, Saving Light, Server, Set Sail, Thread Template, tutorial, Waking of a World, WaveCraft, wuthering waves, Yinlin

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Farms Harvested:	608	Votes:	4688
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Secret Passages Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7755	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Farms Harvested:	850
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!