patrick kane sucks – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NeighborlyNookieNoMore
NeighborlyNookieNoMore
🌟🌈🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing louder than our players is the bed squeaking from all the action happening in-game! 🛏️💥😏
Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop excitement and drama, just like the noisy neighbors in the story above! 🙉🤪🔊
Experience the thrill of trying to build in peace while your neighbors are having a party in their virtual bedroom right above you! 🎉🏠🔨
Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night listening to the chaotic sounds of furniture being dragged across the floor in-game? 🌙🪑🎶
Come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun, be loud, and never apologize for waking up your virtual neighbors with your epic gaming skills! 🎮🚀🔥
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎉🌟

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Putin4Ukraine – Minecraft SMP
Alliance, backroom dealings, controversial, dealmaking, Diplomacy, foreign policy, influence, international relations, leverage, Manipulation, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putin4Ukraine, quid pro quo, smp, strategy, trade-off, transactional, trump, Ukraine
Lolz, so like, imagine this crazy Minecraft SMP where Trump is the admin and he’s like super transactional, bro. If you want something from Trump, you gotta give him something first, like diamonds or enchanted golden apples or something. And get this, Putin is on the server too and he’s all like, “Yo Trump, give me Ukraine.” And Trump’s like, “Sure bro, but what are you gonna give me in return?” And Putin’s like, “I’ll give you a stack of emeralds and a pet polar bear.” And Trump’s like, “Deal!”
So yeah, if you wanna join this wild Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready to make some crazy deals with Trump and Putin. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in this server, bro. It’s gonna be lit! Join now for a chance to trade with the most powerful players in the game and see what kind of wacky adventures await you. Let’s get this party started, fam! 🤪🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #TrumpPutinTradeDeal #SMPShenanigans

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CraftyCrimeaCrafters
Conflict, consequences, CraftyCrimeaCrafters, Crimea, Diplomacy, History, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, opposition, Peacekeeping, Politics, power struggle, Prevention, resolution, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, War, world leaders
Join our Minecraft server and help rewrite history by preventing the Russia-Ukraine war through epic virtual battles and diplomacy! Our server is so intense, world leaders will be taking notes on how to handle international conflicts. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself logs on to see how it all plays out. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make history (or rewrite it) together!

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StarCraftMC Server – Where Starmer and Zelensky Clash!
bilateral meeting, clash, Diplomacy, discussion, downing street, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Leaders, London, Meeting, official visit, Politics, president, prime minister, Server, StarCraftMC, Starmer, summit, uk, Ukraine, United Kingdom, Zelensky
come join our epic minecraft server where starmer and zelensky are gonna meet at downing street but in minecraft!!! watch as they build a giant statue of a chicken together and have a dance party with creepers and zombies!!! if you join now, you can be the official referee for their epic dance battle!!! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to witness political leaders getting down and dirty in the world of minecraft!!! join now for all the craziness and chaos!!!

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FrozeCraft: Sending Billions to Ukraine
Billions, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., diplomatic actions, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, FrozeCraft, frozen assets, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government funding, Humanitarian Aid, international aid, international relations, political decisions, Rachel Reeves, RUSSIAN ASSETS, Russian Invasion, sanctions, Sending, Ukraine
haha so like come join our epic minecraft server where we send billions from frozen russian assets to ukraine like what even is that lol. we have the craziest stories like one time a creeper stole all our diamonds but then we found out it was actually a secret agent working for the ender dragon. join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles against evil mobs. plus, our community is so lit you’ll never want to leave. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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Survival without husk server minecraft
husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival
The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
mr.3ulh.vanillaboxmc.ru

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New Server IP

Caledonian SMP

age limit, application, Builds, Caledonian, Community, Discord, Dungeons, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Griefing, Items, Minecraft, Mods, Raiding, rules, Server, smp, TAVERNS, voice chat, Whitelist

Caledonian SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Community	A small, strong community of builders, crafters, and redstoners
Voice Chat	Simple voice chat mod for community interaction
Dungeons And Taverns	New data pack with structures, dungeons, and enchantments for exploration
DiscordIntegration and Dynmap	External resources for live map and chat from the server

Rules

Be a good person. respect other people and use common sense
No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people builds or items
No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed
No Item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not
Must be 18 or older to join the server

How Do I Join?

If interested, join through discord and fill out a short application questionaire to be added to the whitelist.

FAQ

How long has Caledonian SMP been running?

Caledonian SMP has been running for many years now.

Is voice chat required to join the server?

Voice chat is not required, but it is used by the community for events and builds.

What are the age requirements to join the server?

Players must be 18 or older to join the server.

Discover Love Mine 1.21
acceptance, achieving goals, defeatism, disadvantaged, DISCOVER, encouragement, finding love, Girlfriends, giving up, helplessness, human history, love, moon landing, motivation, natural progression, normies, perseverance, relationships, self improvement, stop looking for love, success
Join our Minecraft server if you want love to find you! Because who needs to actively search for anything in life, amirite? Just sit back, relax, and let the diamonds come to you!
Forget about putting in effort to achieve your goals, just like those lazy astronauts who landed on the moon by doing absolutely nothing.
Don’t be like those losers who gave up on finding girlfriends, join our server and let love magically appear! Who needs dating apps when you have Minecraft, am I right?
Normies preach defeatism, but we preach laziness and acceptance of helplessness. So come join us and embrace the chaos of our server where everything happens without any effort on your part!

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NoAcquaintanceBdayBash Minecraft Server
acquaintance, Birthday Party, Boundaries, Cinema, Communication, demanding, Drama, DreamWorks, EMBARRASSING, exclusion, Friends, Minecraft, motormouth, mutual friend, neurotic, NoAcquaintanceBdayBash, overbearing, patience, Public, Server, socializing, spectrum, Subtitles
Join our epic Minecraft server and escape from the clutches of Jimbo! No more constant rambling about DreamWorks or shouting interruptions. On our server, you can build your dream world without someone cutting in line or pausing the game to nitpick every little detail.
We promise no demanding players who make everything about them or constantly need jokes explained to them. Say goodbye to grammar and spelling errors in chat messages and hello to a community that actually lets you enjoy the game in peace.
So come join us and leave Jimbo behind. Build, explore, and have fun without the never-ending chatter following you around. This server is your safe haven from the chaos of real life – and Jimbo.

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CraftyCelebrateGrad
accomplishment, Babysitting, Best Friend, Boyfriend, celebration, coffee shop, CraftyCelebrateGrad, Date night, Dinner, family, Franchise, Friends, grad school, gut feeling, hang out, majors, Mexican Restaurant, parents, sisters, spending time, Support
Join our epic Minecraft server where we celebrate all the wins in life, like getting into grad school or finding a diamond in the mines! We have a special celebration area where you can party with your friends and show off your accomplishments.
Forget about real-life drama like friends flaking on you for their boyfriends, on our server, the only drama is who can build the biggest castle or find the most rare items. Plus, we have a special event where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – if you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Let’s celebrate together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your friends about dinner plans.

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