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UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	76	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Animals Bred:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

gipory.shulker.com:25640

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3672	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!