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PostKickCraft SMP

audience interaction, blogging, brand awareness, Community Building, CONTENT, Content Creation, Digital Marketing, digital strategy, ENGAGEMENT, kick, Marketing, online marketing, online presence, post, PostKickCraft, Promotion, sharing, smp, social media, social sharing, social-networking, viral content

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Farms Harvested:	318	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	6865	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	464	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we have a strict “post or kick” policy. That’s right, if you don’t post hilarious memes in the chat every hour, you’ll be kicked faster than you can say “Creeper!”

But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.

So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!

BlockBusters: Illegal Edition

blockbusters, breaking the law, committing crimes, criminal activity, criminal acts, criminal behavior, criminal conduct, criminal offenses, Edition, illegal, illegal actions, illegal activity, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal conduct, illegal deeds, law enforcement, law violations, law-breaking, unethical behavior, unlawful activities

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Animals Bred:	37
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most illegal thing you can do is steal someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the most illegal thing you can do is…NOTHING! That’s right, we encourage all our players to embrace their inner outlaws and break all the rules in the craziest ways possible.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.

But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

GazaCraft: No Silence, Just Blocks

aid, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, harris, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian situation, I will not be silent, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, resolution, Silence, Support, united states

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	153
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

so like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna save the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy missions like saving villagers from zombie invasions and building eco-friendly farms to feed the whole server! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon and save the world from destruction! join now and be a hero in the minecraft universe! u will not be silent in this epic adventure!

CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre

communication barriers, CraftyNakedPeanutTheatre, cultural influences, family history, generational trauma, inherited mispronunciations, intergenerational issues, language acquisition, language development, language struggles, linguistic challenges, linguistic heritage, naked, peanut, phonetic mistakes, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, simple words, speech patterns., Theatre, verbal communication

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	New Chunks Explored:	732613
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the chaos of mispronounced words and generational trauma! why say naked when you can say nekkid? why say peanut when you can say peenut? why say theatre when you can say theeyayter?

come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!

don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!

TornadoCraft2020NashVibe

community resilience, Disaster Recovery, disaster response, emergency preparedness, gender, gender differences, Gender Roles, March 2020 tornado, mental health, Nashville, natural disasters, post-tornado distress, psychological impact, tennessee, tornado aftermath, tornado damage, tornado exposure, tornado research, tornado survivors, TornadoCraft2020NashVibe, Trauma, weather phenomena

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA SURVIVE A TORNADO IN MINECRAFT! WE GOT DA CRAZIEST TORNADOES DAT WILL BLOW U AWAY, LITERALLY! U CAN EXPERIENCE DA THRILL OF BEING CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND TRY TO SURVIVE LIKE A BOSS.

ALSO, AFTER DA TORNADO, U CAN FEEL DA POST-TORNADO DISTRESS AND SEE IF U CAN REBUILD UR MINECRAFT HOUSE LIKE A PRO. AND GENDER? YEAH, WE GOT GENDER IN MINECRAFT NOW, SO U CAN CHOOSE IF U WANNA BE A MALE OR FEMALE CHARACTER.

JOIN DIS SERVER NOW FOR DA WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND DIE, BUT DAT’S PART OF DA FUN, RIGHT? LOL!

The Nerd Herd

Community, Discord, family run, Friendly, Jobs, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Server, Stream, The Nerd Herd, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

The Nerd Herd is a small family run server that we stream and play on, With an expanding community and a friendly discord, Come and give us a try

Plugins include – Towny – Jobs – McMMO

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Bucketry Minecraft: Where mining and fishing are more fun than doing your taxes!

Bucketry, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fishing, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, Mining, Modded minecraft, Pixelmon, Prisons, PvP, PVP Events, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, TAXES, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4224
Underground Cities Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Bucketry Minecraft Server

IP Address (JAVA)	mc.bucketry.net
IP Address (Bedrock)	mc.bucketry.net:19132
Discord	Join Discord

Welcome to Bucketry Minecraft, where your ultimate Minecraft adventure begins!

Overview:

Progression System: Rise through the ranks, conquer challenges, and become a legendary player in our immersive universe.
Shops Galore: Build your empire with a variety of server and player shops, where treasures and riches await.
Custom Spawners: Create your unique creature kingdom with custom spawners, shaping a realm like no other.
Enchantments Galore: Unlock over 200 advanced enchantments to craft legendary items.
Envoy Crates & Voting Crates: Open crates filled with surprises and rewards.
Custom Claiming: Protect your territory with our custom claiming system.

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can connect using the IP: mc.bucketry.net for Java and mc.bucketry.net:19132 for Bedrock.
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server by clicking on the provided link.
What special features does the server have?	The server offers a unique progression system, custom spawners, advanced enchantments, and more!
Are there rewards for voting?	Yes, voting grants you access to voting crates filled with rewards.
Can I protect my territory?	Yes, you can use the custom claiming system to protect your land.

Ark Ascended Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked by dinos in Ark Survival Ascended? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from those prehistoric nightmares! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is the occasional creeper sneaking up on you.

Our server is so lit that even the most hardcore /v/ gamers have ditched their dinos for some good old blocky fun. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride pigs into battle or summon a squad of dancing llamas to protect you from enemies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” event? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have you screaming with joy (or terror, we won’t judge).

So come on, leave those pesky dinos behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs ascended survival when you can have epic block-building adventures with us?

LegoMarioCraft SMP – The Blocky Adventure

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can ride Yoshi through the Mushroom Kingdom and stomp on Goombas just like in the new gimmicky Lego Mario set!

But that’s not all – we have secret warp pipes that lead to diamond-filled caves, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a hidden disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CreeperSisterDrama

Cancer, chemotherapy, compassion, CreeperSisterDrama, Cultural, Diagnosis, emotional, family, hair loss, Hospital, Illness, Pacific Islander, Resentment, sacrifice, sibling, Struggle, Support, surgery, tradition, Understanding, White

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	9235	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is real and the hair is long! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, medical emergencies, and hair-raising decisions!

Are you ready to experience the thrill of being asked to shave your butt-length hair for a wig? Only on our server will you find such outrageous requests from family members in need. Will you choose to uphold tradition or defy expectations? The choice is yours, but the consequences are hilarious!

Embark on a journey with us as we navigate through hospital visits, chemotherapy treatments, and sibling squabbles. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and heartache? But don’t worry, we’ll also throw in some laughs and fun to lighten the mood.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have family members asking you to shave your hair for a wig? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out!