Patricia Rozema Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Revolting SMP: Where vanilla beans are semi-terrifying

Adventure, Beans, bedrock, Builder, Community, console, Economy, Enchantments, Explorer, friendship, Grief Prevention, java, Jobs, Minecraft, mobile, PC, Player Shops, Plugins, Quests, revolting, semiterrifying, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Star Shards Collected:	112	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Crops Grown:	7058
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magic Crystals Found:	18

🌟 Revolution SMP 🌟

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into the world of Revolution SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

Features:

✨ Custom Enchants	Discover unique enchantments that enhance your gameplay experience.
🛡️ Grief Prevention	Build and explore with peace of mind knowing your creations are protected.
🚫 Anti Pay-to-Win	Enjoy fair and balanced gameplay where skill and strategy are rewarded, not spending.
💼 Jobs	Earn rewards by taking on various jobs and tasks within the server.
🏪 Player Shops	Set up your own shop and trade with other players to build your fortune.
🗺️ Quests	Embark on thrilling quests and adventures with exciting rewards.
🔧 And A Lot More	Experience a multitude of plugins that add depth and fun to your adventures.

Why Choose Us?

Community Focused	Our server thrives on player feedback and community involvement.
Friendly Environment	Join a welcoming community where players support and help each other.
Constant Updates	Enjoy new content and improvements with regular updates based on player suggestions.
Balanced Economy	Engage in a fair and dynamic economy system where everyone has a chance to succeed.
24/7 Uptime	Our server is online around the clock, so you can play whenever you want.

How To Join – Java Edition! (Computer/PC)

Steps to Follow: Launch Minecraft Click “Multiplayer” Click “Add Server” Type in the textbox called “Server Address” with the text: play.revsmp.com Click “Done” and join the server!

How To Join – Bedrock Edition! (Mobile/Console)

Steps to Follow: In your Minecraft Client, go to your “Friends” tab Click “Add Friend” Enter “PLAYREVSMP” (not case-sensitive) Click “Add Friend” After a few seconds, you will see Revolution SMP as a joinable friend under your “Joinable Friends” in the Friends tab. Click it to join!

SlowShotz Minecraft Server

#youtube, firearms, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, gunfight, gunshots, Minecraft, multiple gunshots, quick kill, rifle accuracy, rifle shooting, s&s, seconds later, self defense, Server, shooter killed, shooter neutralized, shooting incident, slow rifle shots, SlowShotz, Surveillance Footage, Video

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of slow rifle shots! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining some diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, you hear the unmistakable sound of three slow rifle shots. But fear not, because mere seconds later, the shooter is taken down in a flurry of multiple gunshots. How did SS manage to kill the shooter so quickly, you ask? Well, let’s just say they had a secret weapon up their sleeve… or maybe they’re just really good at Minecraft PVP.

Join our server for a chance to experience epic battles, crazy plot twists, and maybe even uncover the mystery of SS’s lightning-fast reflexes. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary sharpshooter of the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, sharpen your skills, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Kiara’s Kooky Craft – Minecraft Server

art source, Atlanta, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, CHIMERA stream, Craft, end of year live, Fire N Ice, Football Euros Finale Watchalong, Hero For a Day, Hero For a Day stream, HoloFes performances, Hololive English Concert, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, jakarta, Kiaras, Kings Theatre Brooklyn, Kiwawa, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kuala Lampur, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, new york, OffKai Archive, Pineapple MV, PointofView, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Seishun Archive, Server, Singapore, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa, Wawa in Europe, Wildcard

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Animals Bred:	35	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to have a good time!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the fun!

We have regular events like Creeper Taming Tuesdays and Zombie Dance Parties on Fridays. Plus, our moderators are actual wizards who can turn your pickaxe into a diamond-spewing machine!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community in the world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MomSaidNoMinecraftServer

Argument, BMI, Comments.., culture, dinner table, DISRESPECTFUL, double chin, family, gained weight, healthy, lighthearted joke, looking out, mom, MomSaidNoMinecraftServer, overreact, overweight, sister, sweets, vacation, vacation eating

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Are you tired of family dinners turning into roast sessions? Join our Minecraft server for a guaranteed chin-free zone! No more “double chin” jokes or snarky comments about your BMI – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can build, explore, and make new friends without worrying about your mom calling you out for having an extra scoop of ice cream. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will lift you up, not bring you down.

So say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join our server today and let the good times roll – no chin-up exercises required!

MotherInLawBattleRoyale

Apology, Apple, baby, cranky, Dinner, family, fertility journey, Fight, Formula, grievances, kale, lettuce, mother-in-law, MotherInLawBattleRoyale, NEGATIVE, Peace, photos, Smile, SWEET, Tone, Videos

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to feed your virtual baby apples without your permission! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like the time when your mother-in-law gave your baby an apple without asking!

On our server, you can raise your voice as much as you want without consequences, just like the time you snapped at your mother-in-law for stealing your baby’s first taste of sweetness. We encourage players to stand their ground and demand apologies for apple-related incidents!

But don’t worry, we also promote forgiveness and moving on from small things, just like when your mother-in-law suggested you should forgive each other for the sake of peace. Join us for a server full of family drama, awkward dinners, and unresolved grievances – it’s a rollercoaster you won’t want to miss!

Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

adulting, Adults, Authority Figures, Coming of Age, Gamers, generational divide, growing up, grownup, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parental guidance, parental perspective, perspective shift, Server, teen angst, Teen Drama, teen movie, teen rebellion, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion, teenage years, wisdom with age, youth culture

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

TrumpedCraft: The Election Edition

Assassination, Campaign, Candidate, consequences, controversy, current events, debate, Democracy, Edition, election, Government, gun control, Impact, media coverage, Politics, president, public opinion, SECURITY, Shooting, trump, TrumpedCraft, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most bizarre events can impact the outcome of the game! Join us and witness the chaos as players navigate through a world where Trump being shot could actually determine if he wins the election in-game. Will his character miraculously survive and secure victory, or will the players have to deal with the aftermath of a presidential assassination in Minecraft? Only one way to find out – join our server now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

SeaWars Minecraft Server

aggressive actions, China, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, disputed sea, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Hostilities, international relations, maritime security, military tensions, Minecraft, naval standoff, peace negotiations, regional stability, SeaWars, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, united states, US

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Animals Bred:	57	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Farms Harvested:	761	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so, like, u know how china be all up in everyone’s bizness in da sea, right? well, dis server be like da opposite of dat. we be all chill and peaceful and stuff. no aggressive actions here, just pure minecraft fun, ya feel me? come join us and escape da drama of da real world. plus, we got a secret underwater base where we throw epic parties with dolphins and turtles. it’s lit, fam. so, what u waitin’ for? join now and let’s build some crazy sh*t together!

NatoCraft – China vs Russia

accusations, Alliance, China, Conflict, criticism, Defense, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, NATOcraft, political tensions, response, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Statement

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ores Mined:	1171	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, china just hit back at nato over some russia drama and u know it’s gonna be lit af in here. like, imagine building ur own little communist village and defending it from nato spies with ur trusty diamond sword. plus, the admins are like actual ninjas so u never know when they’re gonna pop up and prank u with a bunch of exploding chickens. it’s a total warzone but in a fun way, ya feel me? so come join us and let’s show nato who’s boss in this wacky minecraft world!

SpeedyCraftUSA

#Automotive, acceleration, American drivers, Awareness, CAR, car performance, Driving, driving habits, ignorance, knowledge, road regulations, road safety, SPEED, Speed limits, speed testing, SpeedyCraftUSA, Transportation, unawareness, US, vehicle capabilities, Vehicles

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, most peeps in the US don’t even know how fast their car can drive, but on this server, you can race your minecart at lightning speed and feel the adrenaline rush like never before!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of derpy chickens wearing armor. You gotta be quick and sneaky to snatch those diamonds before the chickens peck your eyes out!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that go down in the Nether realm. It’s like a fiery warzone with lava pits and flying pigs armed with golden swords. Only the bravest and craziest players survive to tell the tale!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this insane Minecraft server now and experience all the wackiness and chaos that awaits you! Let’s get this party started, baby!