Patoranking Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6896	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Advancements, anticipation, CHANGE, Curiosity, discovery, dreams, Evolution, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Future, FutureFrenzy, growth, Hope, innovation, Minecraft, opportunities, optimism, Possibilities, Potential, progress, smp, Technology, transformation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9653
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

BlockyBanterCraft

banal, banality, BlockyBanterCraft, buzzword, Cliche, commonplace, empty phrase, exhausted, hackneyed, lost meaning, meaningless, Misused, overused, Pedestrian, platitudinous, stale, threadbare, tired, trite, worn out

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1432
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

crisis management., Dangerous, device attacks, emergency response, escalation, Government, instability, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, MINISTERS, national security, next 48 hours, pager attacks, POLITICAL CRISIS, regional conflict, security threat, SeriousCraft, Server, Tensions, Terrorism, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2272
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mines Excavated:	2242
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

HezboBlasters – PvP Madness!

airstrikes, Armed Forces, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, HezboBlasters, hezbollah, Hezbollah targets, idf, international relations, LAUNCHERS, lebanon, madness, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Military Strikes, missile launchers, national defense, precision strikes, PvP, regional tensions, security threat

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Towns Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1506	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we hit more than 100 loaded creeper launchers in a series of major explosions! it’s like fireworks but with more BOOM BOOM! you’ll be dodging explosions left and right as you try to build your dream base and survive the chaos. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can outsmart the explosive mayhem!

Crafty Gut Quest

brain health, Crafty, diet, dietary interventions, gastrointestinal, Gut, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, health, microbiome analysis, microbiome diversity, microbiota, movement disorder, neurological conditions, neurology, nutrition, Parkinson’s Disease, Patients, Quest, research, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7674
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Mines Excavated:	1376

come join dis epic minecraft server where we cure parkinson’s disease with DIET AND GUT MICROBIOME!!! yea u heard dat right, forget doctors and meds, just eat some virtual veggies and boom, ur shaking stops! we got virtual doctors in lab coats giving u advice like “eat more carrots” and “drink more water” to cure ur parkinson’s! and if dat aint enough, we got virtual therapists to help u cope with ur newfound health. join now and say goodbye to parkinson’s FOREVER!

AR

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Friendly staff, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Plugin, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Anarchy in the world of 4×4 chunk

ar.ti0b.com

0t0b

0t0b, 1.12.2, 1.21, Adventure, Anarchy, BACKDOORS, Community, Economy, Experience, exploits, free, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, patches, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to 0t0b! This is the most free anarchy experience where exploits will be patched if they break the game and backdoors will not exist. Please join today. IP: 0t0b.org Versions:1.12.2 – 1.21

0t0b.org

TrueLand | Best Minecraft Server! Minecraft Server

anti cheat, antibot, best minecraft server, Donate, DONATORS, effects, free, good community, good stuff, king of the mountain, menu, ONLINE, PvP, pvp arena, rules, Store, Survival, telegram channel, TrueLand, VK GROUP, Weddings

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

SURVIVAL! Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%) Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store, telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server! Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru -Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or – – go with IP TrueMC.ru: 25565 (indicating the port) –

DISCOUNTS WILL END IN: Discounts on donation 96%: 15 hours left Free donation /free: 15 hours left

freedon.mc-server.ru

NoRacismInMinecraftServer

Children of the Lie, cultural perceptions, discrimination, Diversity, equality, false beliefs, History, ignorance, Misinformation, NoRacismInMinecraftServer, prejudice, race relations, racial biases, racial discrimination, racism, social construct, social justice, societal constructs, societal issues, Stereotypes, systemic racism

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Villages Defended:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the made-up concept of racism and join a community of players who believe in equality for all pixels! Our server is a safe haven where the Children of the Lie have no power and everyone is treated with respect and kindness.

Join us for epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about the fake news of racism. Build your own pixelated utopia and show the world that love and friendship are the only things that matter in this blocky universe.

So why wait? Join our server today and be a part of a community that is breaking free from the lies of the past. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!