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LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	143	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	4330
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Cozy Knits & Fiber Fun

clothing, Cozy, cozy knits, Crafting, creativity, design, fashion, fiber, Friction, Fun, Handmade, knit fabrics, Knits, knitting, loops, material, shapes, textile, Texture, warmth, WEAVING, yarn

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

come join our minecraft server where we make cozy knits with fiber friction!!! our loops of yarn are so frictious that they can take on any shape you can imagine!! build a giant sweater castle or a cozy knit farm, the possibilities are endless!! join now for the most frictious fun you’ve ever had in minecraft!!!

Hardcore 22

Active, Community, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Hardcore, Hardcorepvp, Landclaim, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Shop, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7113
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26

Server Overview

Server Name	Hardcore 22: Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore Server
Description	New server made for the ultimate survivors. Hardcore mode. No natural regeneration.
Discord	Join the Discord for details on joining
IP	50.20.206.61:27035

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s theme?	The server is a Multiplayer Ultra Hardcore server with a Hardcore mode and no natural regeneration.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord for details on joining and find the IP address to connect.

Crafted Cyberspace 1.20

AA2Mini, AAUnlimited, Artificial Academy 2, BetterRepack, booru, character cards, CheatTools, crafted, Cyberspace, general FAQ, HF Patch, ILLUSION, Installation Guide, Modding Reference Guide, Mods, PoV Mod, Slider Unlock, Summer Vacation Scramble, svs, SVS Cards, Tekito Mod, Wiki

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Buildings Constructed:	38	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crops Grown:	6172	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29

Yo, welcome to this crazy Minecraft server where we talk about Artificial Academy 2 and Summer Vacation Scramble! Join us for some wild discussions and chaos galore!

Why join, you ask? Well, we got pre-installed games and unlimited updates that will blow your mind! Plus, we have a guide for installing AA2Mini that will make your head spin with excitement!

And don’t even get me started on the character cards database – it’s like a treasure trove of non-OC madness that will make you question reality itself!

Mods, mods, and more mods! We got everything you need to customize your experience and make it as wacky as possible. Booru? We got it. Modding reference guide? We got that too. It’s a modder’s paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Summer Vacation Scramble is also on the menu, with its own wiki and installation guide. Get ready for some mind-bending fun with Tekito Mod, PoV Mod, and Slider Unlock – it’s a rollercoaster of madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft server of chaos and insanity, where anything goes and reality is just a suggestion. Previous threads? Who cares! Come join the fun!

Honestly Funny Minecraft SMP

authentic, Candid, emotions, feelings, funny, genuine, Heartfelt, Honest, Honestly, Minecraft, Open, Raw, reaction, real, Sincere, smp, truthful, unadulterated, Unbiased, unembellished, Unfiltered, unguarded, unreserved, unvarnished

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cow who offers to be your personal Minecraft mentor. Yes, you heard that right, a talking cow. And don’t worry, he’s not just there to moo at you, he’s actually a pro builder who will help you create the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against each other. Will you join forces with the carrot farmers or the potato enthusiasts? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons on this server and they’re not just for show. Saddle up and take to the skies for some epic aerial battles with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

ExDisServer Minecraft Server

awkward, Benefit of the doubt, Conversation, date, Dinner, discomfort, energy shift, ExDisServer, express discomfort, hidden, hurt, introduction, INVISIBLE, linger, Minecraft, Needs, partner’s ex, separate checks, Server, sidelined, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Love Letters Sent:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where exes work as servers and awkward encounters are guaranteed!

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being invisible and uncomfortable, just like in real life! Watch as your partner’s energy shifts the moment their ex appears, leaving you feeling like a third wheel in your own relationship.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the excitement of not being introduced to your partner’s ex, as they shower your partner with compliments and kindness right in front of you. And don’t forget the thrill of separate checks, because nothing says romance like financial independence!

So come on down to our server, where you can experience all the awkwardness and discomfort of a real-life relationship drama, without any of the emotional baggage. Join now and let the hilarity ensue!

SisterSquabbleXmasFun

Christmas celebration, Christmas drama, christmas eve, Christmas guests, Christmas traditions, family arguments, family bonding, family Christmas, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family unity, holiday conflict, holiday gathering, holiday stress, holiday tension, inviting friends, sibling drama, SisterSquabbleXmasFun

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	700
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this family’s Christmas Eve, our server is filled with unexpected guests, arguments, and divides that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics more complicated than a telenovela. Will you be on the side of the sister causing chaos, or will you join forces with the brother who’s got your back?

With last-minute invites, unexpected twists, and more drama than you can handle, our server is the perfect place to escape from reality and dive headfirst into a world where every decision has consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a family Christmas gathering, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoContactNinja – Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Closure, Communication, coping mechanisms, difficult decisions, Emotional healing, healing journey, Healing Process, letting go, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, no contact, NoContactNinja, personal growth, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries, smp, support system, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

So like, imagine this, right? You’re playing on this epic Minecraft SMP server and you come across this one player who’s just, like, the absolute worst. They keep griefing your builds, stealing your diamonds, and just being an all-around jerk. So what do you do? You go “no contact” with them, duh!

But like, seriously, why did you do it? Maybe they were just too annoying, or maybe they were secretly a creeper in disguise. Who knows, man. And how do you deal with it? Well, you could build a giant wall around your base to keep them out, or you could just ignore them and focus on building the sickest castle ever.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a villager, of course), then you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

Crafty30s: Building Wisdom Block by Block

BLOCK, building, Crafty30s, wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for players over the age of 30, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the treasure was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing monocles. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper fowl and claim the riches for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Disco Cave,” where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while dodging lava pits and creepers with glow sticks. It’s like a rave in the Nether, but without the risk of getting blown up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for players over 30 and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!