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Minecraft SMP: BritsInBlocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only pets you can have are cats and wolves? Well, do we have the server for you – introducing the dog edition SMP!
Join our wacky world where every player starts off with their very own pack of 100 dogs. That’s right, 100 dogs! Watch as they follow you around, wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers, and even help you mine for diamonds (they’re trained like that, don’t question it).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Dog King, a giant corgi who rules over the land with an iron paw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be granted the power to turn into a dog yourself. Woof woof, baby!

So come on down to the dog edition SMP and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be sure to bring plenty of bones and treats – you’re gonna need ’em!

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NYC_CrazyCraft_MinecraftSMP

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Oh, honey, you haven’t seen crazy until you’ve joined our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got villagers riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha, and chickens leading rebellions against the sheep. Our server is basically a virtual circus on steroids. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. So if you’re ready to experience a whole new level of insanity, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown!

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BlockbusterTV

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the final season of Game of Thrones? Look no further, because our server is the true MVP of TV series! We’ve got more drama than Grey’s Anatomy, more action than The Walking Dead, and more twists than Riverdale (seriously, who saw that Gargoyle King reveal coming?). Join us and experience the ultimate TV show-inspired adventure, where you can build your own Westeros, fight off hordes of zombies, and uncover the mysteries of a small town with way too many secrets. Trust us, this server is a solid 10/10 on the TV series scale!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, DAUGHTER, Dictatorship, family dynasty, Government, Kim, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leader, leadership, Minecraft, next generation, North Korea, political future, Politics, power transition, Régime, seoul, Server, Succession, succession plan

so like, u know how in minecraft u can be the leader of ur own lil world? well this server is like that, but on steroids! imagine being the leader of a whole country, like kim jong un in north korea. but get this, on this server, u can be even crazier than him! u can train ur daughter to be the next leader, just like kim is doing in real life. but instead of nukes and stuff, u can use TNT and creepers to assert ur dominance. join now for a wild ride of power, politics, and pixelated explosions!

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CraftyKremlin2024

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk, it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!
PLUS, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond cave, u unlock a portal to a magical land where u can ride unicorns and battle dragons with ur bare hands!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with ur stuff. Ain’t nobody gonna mess with ur pixelated mansion on this server, no sir!

So come on down and join the fun, cuz this Minecraft server is LIT AF and u don’t wanna miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for u!

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RSCraft Network

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This server was made for your fun, we will have many available modalities, ranks and an excellent community so that you feel comfortable. We await you at RSCRAFT.

mc.rscraft.xyz:19132

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NoWayCraft Minecraft Server

6 figures, empowerment, equality, Expectations, family, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, Jobs, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, not okay, NoWayCraft, republicans, Server, social norms, society, stand up, start families, take care, traditional values, work-life balance

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is where the real men come to play! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we conquer dragons and fight off creepers with our bare hands!
Join our server and prove your masculinity by making at least 6 figures in game currency to take care of your virtual family. Who needs a job in the real world when you can be a Minecraft millionaire? Plus, our community is full of tough guys who aren’t afraid to show off their skills and take on any challenge that comes their way.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join the ultimate test of manliness? Come join us and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a Minecraft warrior!

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“WhyDidSheDoIt” Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the mystery of why that one player built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of the ocean. Rumor has it, it holds the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their superior building skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server – come join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there!

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BroGfApologyDenied

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🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! 🌟
Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships? Look no further! Join us and witness the epic saga of an 18F player dealing with her brother’s 22-year-old girlfriend, Julia (21), who is not only autistic but also a master at dishing out insults!

Experience the heart-pounding moment when Julia accuses our player of being an “allistic liar” just because her dish went missing in the oven. Will our player survive the wrath of Julia’s accusations and come out on top? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown between our player and Julia as they exchange fiery words and non-apologies through text messages. Can our player stand her ground against Julia’s trauma and still come out as the hero of the story? Join now to find out!

So, why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find such intense family dynamics, explosive arguments, and non-apology drama all in one place? Don’t miss out on the action – join now and be a part of the chaos! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Maduro’s Minecraft Mayhem

authoritarianism, controversy, Crisis, Democracy, Disputed, doubt, election, Government, international community, legitimacy, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, Minecraft, opposition, ordinary Venezuelans, Politics, power struggle, reelection claim, skepticism, uncertainty, Venezuela, world leaders

lol come join our epic minecraft server where even world leaders and ordinary venezuelans are questioning maduro’s reelection claim like wut even is that lol. we got crazy builds and wild adventures waiting for u to explore. u might even find maduro himself trying to claim ur minecraft throne, but don’t worry we got ur back with our epic anti-dictator protection program. so come on down and join the fun, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans u might get into on our server. u won’t regret it, unless u do, but let’s be real u won’t regret it lol.

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