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BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of getting blocked by your online crush? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, there’s no blocking allowed! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of getting ghosted by your virtual boo. Join us and never worry about getting blocked again – unless you build a giant statue of their face without permission, then all bets are off.

Minecraft SMP: 10/10 Millennial Approved

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Emeralds Found:	7427
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the memes flow like water and the laughter never stops? Look no further than our server, where even millennials consider it a 10/10 experience!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, daring quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, and dance parties in the Nether with our resident zombie DJ. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist popping in for a quick game of spleef.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer ridiculousness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBanter: PartnerProbs

anger, appreciation, birthday celebration, birthday gift, BlockyBanter, cabin in the woods, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, Expenses, expensive gifts, financial contributions, financial expectations, Gratitude, income, living together, misunderstandings, PartnerProbs, relationship, saving money, Scrooge, sharing expenses

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break the bank? Look no further than our server! We offer luxurious cabins in the woods for the low, low price of 250 euros a night. And if it’s your birthday, it’s on the house!

Join our server and experience the thrill of staying in a virtual cabin in the woods. Build your own cozy retreat, complete with pixelated wildlife and creeper-proof walls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most generous players around. You won’t find any scrooges here, just a community of gamers who know how to appreciate a good deal.

So why wait? Join our server today and start living the high life in the Minecraft world. Trust us, it’s worth every penny (or euro)!

CraftyCreeperAgeUP

aging, aging gracefully, changing preferences, CraftyCreeperAgeUP, developing passions, embracing change, evolving interests, evolving tastes, Experience, growing older, interests, Life Changes, Maturity, new hobbies, personal growth, Preferences, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, shifting perspectives, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	669
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	727209
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9923
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you starting to like more as you get older? Well, if it’s Minecraft then boy do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Chicken will be blessed with endless riches and eternal glory.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character while dodging his evil pranks and tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

DAUGHTER, DYNASTY, family, Government, Heir, Kim dynasty, Kim Jong Chul, Kim Jong Il, Kim Jong Nam, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongCraft, leadership, Minecraft, North Korea, Politics, power, seoul, Server, spy agency, Succession, Successor, Training

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

lol u know what’s crazier than kim jong un’s daughter training for succession? joining our minecraft server, that’s what! like, imagine if kim jong un’s daughter was playing minecraft and building her own lil dictatorship in the game, that would be wild, right? well, u can do that too on our server! we have crazy factions and alliances forming every day, just like in north korea! join now and become the supreme leader of your own minecraft empire! who needs real life when u can rule over pixelated peasants, amirite? come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Rail Sabotage Rascals

Activist, arrested, criminal charges, criminal investigation, far-left extremists, France, government response, interior minister, justice system, law enforcement, political extremism, Public Safety, radical groups, Rail, rail sabotage, Rascals, sabotage, security measures, social unrest, suspects, Terrorism, Ultra-left, Vandalism

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. We got crazier builds than a llama on a pogo stick, and the community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server owner once defeated a horde of Endermen with nothing but a carrot and a feather. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with treasure and enchanted gear. It’s like finding a golden apple in a haystack, man.

Oh, and did I mention the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Block Warrior? Yeah, it’s like a cross between The Hunger Games and a chicken jousting competition. You won’t find that kind of excitement on any other server, that’s for sure.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell the villagers.

PixelPlex SolarCraft

amorphous semiconductors, crystalline semiconductors, economic alternative, Engineering, ETH Zurich, finite unit cell, Materials, PixelPlex, scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy, solar cells, SolarCraft, SRAM, strain mapping

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like an amorphous semiconductor but in Minecraft form. We ain’t got no defined unit cell, but we got them economic alternatives to them crystalline servers, like solar cells but for Minecraft, ya feel me?

Our researchers from ETH Zurich are all up in this server, using some next level scanning reflectance anisotropy microscopy (SRAM) to map out all the strains and engineer the heck outta them materials. It’s like science meets Minecraft, but with a whole lot more explosions and creepers.

So come on and join us, cuz this server is where the real magic happens. Who needs a finite unit cell when you can have infinite possibilities in this Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

1k1k

1k1k, Anarchy, Ancient City, Bastion, border, Grief, Minecraft, Mods, nether fortress, Outpost, PvP, rules, Server, stronghold, Survival, trial chambers, Vanilla, Village

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373

Server Rules:No mods that give you an advantage over others.

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Border info:The border is 1000 x 1000, except for the end, where the border is 5000 x 5000. There is an Ancient city, Stronghold, Village, Outpost, Trial Chambers, Bastion and Nether Fortress all within the border.

1k1k.minefort.com

Skull Island: Where Pirates, Samurai, and Templars Fight Over Pixels and Tea!

Adventure, Artifacts, battle, Discord, Epic, Factions, Fight, Hero, ISLAND, Journey, Lands, Legends, Modded, Pirate, Pirates, pixels, PvP, Realm, Relics, Roleplay, Samurai, Secrets, skull, tea, templars, Warriors

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the Realm of Legends

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/3FgCFZwaWY

✨Welcome to the Realm of Legends, where you can immerse yourself in a world of adventure 🏝️, intrigue 😑, and conflict ⚔️between powerful factions ✨.

✨Choose to align yourself with the honorable and skilled samurai 👺, masters of the blade who value honor and loyalty above all else. Or perhaps you prefer the freedom and chaos of the pirate faction ☠️, sailing the high seas in search of treasure and glory. And let’s not forget the enigmatic and secretive templars 👑, who seek to control the world from the shadows with their ancient knowledge and cunning tactics.

♾️Join forces with fellow warriors 🗡️and strategize your next move, whether it be in a fierce battle against rival factions or in a quest for ancient artifacts and powerful relics 🔮. Explore different lands 🗺️, uncover hidden secrets, and rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends🛡️.

✨Are you ready to embark on an epic adventure and make a name for yourself in this world of factions and legends? Join us now and let the journey begin✨.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What factions can I choose from?	You can align yourself with the samurai, pirates, or templars factions.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay?	You can expect battles between factions, quests for artifacts, and exploration of different lands.
Is there a ranking system in the server?	Yes, you can rise to the top as a legendary hero in the Realm of Legends.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.