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Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mines Excavated:	1771
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	103	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	6318
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Potions Brewed:	49
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Star Shards Collected:	300

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
New Chunks Explored:	394729	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Star Shards Collected:	159
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

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Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	35

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Slur-Free BF Minecraft Server

aita, attraction, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort zone, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, ENGAGEMENT, Friends, Insecurity, Intimacy, Labels, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, sexuality discovery, Slur, SlurFree, turn on

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of relationships and love stories, even the ones that involve awkward bedroom requests! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, just like when Jared asked for a certain word to be thrown around during intimate moments. Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

Explore our server and discover new things about yourself, just like how OP had to navigate their own sexuality while dating Jared. Will you find yourself in a similar situation, or will you uncover a whole new side of yourself that you never knew existed? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that accepts everyone, no matter what kind of crazy requests they may have in the bedroom. Who knows, you might even find your own Jared to spice up your Minecraft experience. So come on in and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!