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CraftyAF Server

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Got banned from my mom’s basement today after only playing about 7 hours of Minecraft. Join our server and escape the wrath of your parents! Explore a world where you can build your dream mansion without fear of eviction. Plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find! So come on, join us and let’s all get fired from our real lives together! #momcantsstopus #minecraftforlife #unemploymentclub

MapCraft: Where even the Brazilian government is printing new maps! Join now for a LOL-tastic adventure!

administration, Adventure, Amazon, Backlash, Brazil, Brazilian, Brazilian government, Center, controversial, criticism, decision, Disliked, geography, Government, Haunt, Join, LOLtastic, MapCraft, Maps, new maps, Political, Printing, public opinion, Years

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Star Shards Collected:	291	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than the Brazilian government can print new maps? Look no further, because our server will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about the Amazon being in the wrong spot!

Join our server for a chance to explore crazy new worlds where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha-slide. Our community is so wacky, you’ll think you’ve stumbled into a parallel universe where llamas rule the land and zombies breakdance for fun.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride that will make you forget all about those pesky new maps. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCube: Git Gud Edition! – 110 characters

Assistance, Characters, CraftyCube, developers, Edition, Failed, gameplay, GIT, GUD, Guide, Hints, Instructions, pointers, Tips, video game developers, video games, Walkthrough

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	5206
Magic Items Found:	3570	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server out there! This server is so wild that even the developers couldn’t figure out how to create a guide for it. But fear not, because getting lost and confused is all part of the fun!

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like trying to ride pigs while wearing diamond armor or building a house made entirely out of TNT. Want to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a llama? You can do that here!

Our community of players is like no other. We have wizards who can turn you into a chicken, knights who protect the land with enchanted swords, and even a secret society of cows plotting to take over the server.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild? Come join us and see for yourself why this server is the craziest and most entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CreditCardCraft – Where you can mine, build, and avoid monetary responsibility in style! #debitordie

1. Credit cards, 10. Fake money, 11. Debt writing off, 12. Debt settlement, 13. Ignoring mail, 14. Legal action, 15. Looting corporations, 16. Professional class greed, 17. Social corruption, 18. System collapse, 19. Free stuff, 2. Debt maxing, 20. Maximum greed., 3. Debt collectors, 4. Law firm, 5. Ignoring calls, 6. Interest rates, 7. Financial system, 8. Corporate greed, 9. Predatory credit, AVOID, BUILD, CreditCardCraft, debitordie, monetary, RESPONSIBILITY, Style

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Towns Built:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of being financially responsible and not taking advantage of the system? Join our Minecraft server and learn how to debt maxx like a pro! Max out your credit cards, ignore those pesky calls from credit card companies, and throw all debt collector mail in the garbage – it’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! If the debt gets sold off or a law firm threatens to sue you, just tell them you’re on pills and demand a lower interest rate. Make a written agreement for a $50 monthly payment and watch as the system collapses around you, all while preventing further legal action!

Don’t let the financial system and corporations take advantage of you anymore – join our server and learn how to game the system like a boss! The end is near, so why not get some free stuff out of the deal before it all comes crashing down? See you in game – and remember, just say “No” to higher monthly payments! Let’s break the system together, one debt maxx at a time!

PiggyCraft420: Blaze it, build it, mine it! #SquadGoals

102/pm, Accuracy, authentic, BELIEF, Blaze, BUILD, confirmation, credibility, Details, doubt, Evidence, INFORMATION, investigation, Observation, PiggyCraft420, proof, Reliable, scrutiny, skepticism, source, SquadGoals, Trust, validity, Verification

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?

But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

Hanako’s Kawaii Kingdom: Minecraft server for all things cute and trendy! #CutenessOverload #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	198809	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	155	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is home to the one and only Hanako, a pixelated princess who will steal your heart with her adorable looks and sweet personality. Join our server and embark on epic quests to find flowers for Hanako, build her a castle fit for a queen, and help her defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is jealous of her cuteness. Trust us, once you meet Hanako, you’ll never want to leave our server! Join now and let the adventures begin!

MinecraftMayhem – Where Creeper’s explode & players troll. Ain’t nobody got time for that. #servergoals #gamersunite

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Items Found:	2328

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server with more chaos and craziness than you can handle? Well buckle up, buttercup, because our server is like a hot mess express on steroids!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear tutus, and villagers breakdance for emeralds. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. Oh, and did I mention our diamond pickaxes are enchanted with the power of unicorns? Yeah, good luck finding that on any other server!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a PvP arena where players battle it out with giant squids riding on llamas. It’s like a fever dream, but in the best way possible.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you build a castle out of chocolate blocks, ride a rainbow-colored horse into battle, and challenge a dragon to a dance-off? Trust me, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on down and join the wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever experienced!

SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

Analysis, Average, average weight, BMI, body image, body positivity, comparison, Country, cultural standards, data, diet, Exercise, global perspective, health, Lifestyle, measurements, Pigs, pixelated, research, SkinnyCraft, society, statistics, thicker, trends, weight, Women

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magic Items Found:	6873
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

MemeCraft: ‘Cosplay’ Server – Build, Roleplay, & Slay in Style! Join the Trendiest Minecraft Community Today!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can bring back your long-lost pet chicken who mysteriously disappeared two years ago! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained psychic chickens who can communicate with the spirit world to locate your missing feathered friend.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a rainbow unicorn through fields of candy canes, battle evil flying pigs with diamond swords, and participate in epic dance parties with a group of friendly zombies who have impeccable rhythm.

Looking for a challenge? Test your skills in our lava parkour course where the floor is made of hot coals and the only way out is to ride a magic carpet to safety. And if you survive, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare items and a personalized serenade from a choir of singing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the magic and mayhem begin as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, your chicken will thank you. #bringherbackedition

The Communist Craze MC – China, Russia, Ukraine, Kim Jong-Un, Donald Trump, GoT, Avengers, TikTok, YOLO

Afghanistan, Avengers, Central Asia, China, communist, CRAZE, diplomatic pressure, Donald, east asia, Eurasia, Geopolitics, global politics, illegitimate governments, illegitimate states, international relations, iran, JongUn, Kazakhstan, Kim, Mongolian sovereignty, political disputes, regional conflicts, russia, russian federation, surrender to Mongolia, territorial claims, The People’s Republic of China, tiktok, trump, Ukraine, yolo

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Ores Mined:	7009	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where we believe in taking over the world one block at a time! Join us as we declare war on illegitimate states like China, Russia, and even Kazakhstan. Our goal? To force them to surrender to our mighty leader, the almighty ruler of Mongolia! Will you join us in our quest for world domination? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server!