ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!
ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!
OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!
build ur own tax-paying empire and show those russians who’s boss! fight off creepers and zombies while navigating the treacherous world of international tax law 😂
join now for a chance to win a virtual yacht made entirely out of tax forms and a pet zombie named vladimir 🧟♂️💸
what are u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make taxes fun again! 🤪🤑🎮
| Server Type | IP | Version |
|---|---|---|
| Creative | moonbat.ddns.net | 1.21.1 |
| Survival SMP (No Griefing) | moonbat.ddns.net | 1.21.1 |
| Survival SMP (Griefing Allowed) | moonbat.ddns.net | 1.21.1 |
A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress is safe.
A: Yes, please refer to our server rules for guidelines on griefing behavior.
A: Player events are occasionally run on the server with survival rewards. Stay tuned for event announcements!
A: Simply enter the IP “moonbat.ddns.net” in your Minecraft client and join the fun!
And get this, on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. Like, who needs a mortgage when you can just slap some bling bling blocks together and call it home sweet home, amirite?
Oh, and did I mention the community on this server is lit AF? Like, these peeps are the friendliest bunch of pixelated weirdos you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you mine for diamonds, fight off zombies, and even throw you a virtual birthday party. It’s like a family reunion but without the awkward hugs, ya know?
So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server and let your blocky dreams become a reality. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always up to no good.
Picture this: you and your best friend are living your best lives, co-parenting like pros, when suddenly a random Snapchat add from SC changes everything. What starts off as innocent gym selfies turns into a scandalous affair with a guy who turns out to be your friend’s old flame. But wait, there’s more – she has a hall pass from your ex to have shenanigans with him!
As the plot thickens, your friend feels betrayed because you didn’t ask for her permission to mingle with her old flame. She deletes and blocks him from all social media, leaving you in a guilt trip spiral. But hey, if you want him, he’s free range! It’s like a twisted love triangle in the world of Minecraft.
So come join our server, where friendships are tested, boundaries are blurred, and drama is always on the menu. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you might just find yourself questioning if you’re the asshole in this crazy game of love and friendship. Let the games begin!
Join us for a wild ride where death is always lurking around the corner, but hey, that’s half the fun, right? With our custom-built challenges and insane obstacles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even come face to face with the legendary Ender Dragon and live to tell the tale!
So, if you’re ready to test your survival skills and see just how close you can get to death without actually biting the dust, then come on over and join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage – you’re gonna need it!