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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4399 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
