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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

HusbandlessMC: Rude & Miscarrying

aita, anger, Communication, Distance, emotional, Empathy, family, Grief, health, HEARTBREAK, husband, HusbandlessMC, Loss, miscarriage, Miscarrying, Pain, Pregnancy, Rude, south america, Support, vacation

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to distract you from real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from heartbreak? Join us and build your dream world where nothing ever goes wrong (except maybe a creeper explosion or two).

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your physical and emotional pain. Who needs a doctor when you have a diamond sword and enchanted armor, am I right?

Join us and escape to a land where your biggest worry is whether you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. And hey, if you need a shoulder to cry on, our friendly community is here for you (as long as you don’t mind them being blocky and pixelated).

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual paradise where the only thing shrinking is your worries. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate staycation in Minecraft? Let’s build some epic memories together!

BlockBlingCraft

adult responsibilities, Adulthood, adulthood realization, adulting, BlockBlingCraft, budgeting, cost of living, expensive, financial awareness, financial education, financial literacy, financial maturity, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial surprises, growing up, hidden expenses, money management, unexpected bills, unexpected costs

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Potions Brewed:	118	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Remember that feeling when you realized toilet paper doesn’t grow on trees? Well, imagine that but with diamonds in Minecraft! Yes, on our server, diamonds are rarer than a unicorn riding a rainbow. But fear not, because our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of diamond hunting and are willing to teach you their ways… for a price. Join us if you want to learn the secrets of the diamond trade and become the richest player in all the land! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emeralds. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim your spot as the ultimate diamond tycoon? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

CreeperControlUK

agency.., Communication, companies, crack down, crackdown, CreeperControlUK, Digital, extremism, Hate Speech, internet, online safety, Platform, Regulation, rhetoric, social media, social media companies, uk, UK agency, urge, violent, violent rhetoric

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Ores Mined:	7151
Mines Excavated:	2391	Wilderness Tamed:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the crazy world of violent rhetoric!!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons and creepers!!! forget about the real world drama and come build ur dream castle with ur new best friends, like steve and alex and even herobrine (if u dare). plus, our moderators are like super heroes, they’ll protect u from any meanies trying to ruin the fun. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!!!

Untied Hands [SMP] 1.20.2 – Where Towny Earth meets Economy, War, PvE and PvP, and Lite-RP! No P2W here!

1.20.2, Battles, Combat, Community, donation, Earth, Economy, gameplay, Hands, Immersive, Literp, marketplace, meets, Minecraft, mmorpg, Nations, non-p2w, ONLINE, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Towny, Trailer, Untied, War

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	3542	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch Here
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance. Donations solely support the server without providing unfair advantages.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles, rewarding experiences, and the pride of victory.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by using the IP red.unitedlands.org in Minecraft.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the complete list of rules.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic only.

Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

A: You can join wars and combat by forming or joining towns and nations, and engaging in battles with others.

Q: Can I create my own town on the server?

A: Yes, players can create their own towns and claim lands to build and develop their own communities.

BrownEyedCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of blending in with the crowd on other Minecraft servers? Want to stand out and embrace your unique weirdness? Look no further than our server! We welcome all white people with brown eyes because, let’s be honest, they do look pretty strange. But hey, that’s what makes us special! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and embracing your inner weirdo. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond block that matches your eye color perfectly! So come on, join us and let your freak flag fly high!

DecadeDwellers Minecraft SMP

10x companies, Business growth, business trends, common, Competitive advantage, corporate strategy, Decade, DecadeDwellers, economic impact, entrepreneurial success, exponential growth, high performance, industry leaders, innovation, long-term success, market disruptors, Minecraft, smp, special exception, startup culture, success stories, technology advancements

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Emeralds Found:	2051	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of redstone. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. With redstone. Need I say more?

2. We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Steve. He’s a bit grumpy, but he’s great at keeping creepers away.

3. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the next one.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that contains the rarest item in the game – a diamond pickaxe with Efficiency 1000. Only the bravest adventurers dare to search for it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious community out there. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama.

CraftyInlaws: Mandatory Fun!

car accident, Conflict, CraftyInLaws, death benefit, disney world, Evil, Fall Break, family, family dynamics, family time, Fun, guardianship, Halloween, Mandatory, orphans, Priorities, Resentment, selfish, Siblings, teenagers, universal studios, vacation, vacation planning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2882	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to the next level? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s family.

Imagine a world where your in-laws die in a car accident, leaving you to raise your younger siblings-in-law. Now picture yourself fighting with your own family over whether or not these teens can come on a family vacation to Disney World. Who needs soap operas when you have our server?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a player and their mom, as they argue over the teens tagging along on the trip. Will family bonds be broken? Will the teens get to experience the magic of Disney? Join our server to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9%

better than 99.9%, exceptional ability, exceptional gift, exceptional skill, exceptional talent, Extraordinary Skill, outstanding ability, ProMinecraftSMPGod99.9, rare ability, rare gift, rare skill, rare talent, superior talent, top performer, unique talent, unmatched talent

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you a Minecraft pro looking for a challenge? Do you want to flex your skills and show off your epic builds to the world? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you’re ready to dominate the virtual world like a boss.

We’ve got crazier mobs than your wildest nightmares, like zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding. Our world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons just waiting for you to conquer them.

But that’s not all – our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a talking llama who gives out questionable advice to a villager who thinks he’s a superhero, you’ll never be bored with the antics going on in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show off your mad Minecraft skills. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

AstroCraft: Cheaper than SpaceX

affordable, ASTROCRAFT, Cheaper, commercial space travel, future travel, Normal People, space exploration, Space industry, space technology, space tourism, space travel accessibility, space travel affordability, space travel cost, space travel for average person, space travel for civilians, space travel for common folk, space travel for everyday people, space travel for everyone, space travel for non-astronauts, space travel for regular people, space travel for the public, space travel for tourists, spacex

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Players Killed by Monsters:	3279
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Tired of waiting for commercial space travel to become affordable? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers you the chance to explore outer space without breaking the bank! Join us and blast off into a world of endless possibilities where you can build your own rocket ships, colonize distant planets, and even battle alien mobs for space supremacy. Who needs Elon Musk when you have us? Join now and start your intergalactic adventure today!

KurskCraft: Evacuation Edition

border, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Edition, escalation, evacuation, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military operation, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u gotta evacuate like u in a war zone? well this server got u covered fam. we got 76,000 players evacuated as ukrainian troops push into russia’s kursk region. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of real bombs. join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways for the last player standing. come join the madness, if u dare.