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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2654
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	211
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!

GlutenGrieferCraft

Allergies, banana-scented products, Communication, compromise, contamination concern, cultural dishes, dietary restrictions, digestive pain, favorite foods, gluten free, gluten free household, gluten intolerant, GlutenGrieferCraft, glutenous foods, long-distance relationship, long-term commitment, separation, severe problems, strict cleaning, Understanding, unfair expectations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a gluten-free paradise where Jerry’s gluten intolerance is a thing of the past.

Experience the thrill of separating glutenous blocks from your gluten-free creations, just like how OP separated glutenous foods from Jerry’s meals. Build your own gluten-free empire and show Jerry that contamination is no match for your cleaning skills.

But beware, Jerry might pop in and declare your gluten-filled creations as “torture” to his gluten-free eyes. Will you stand your ground and continue eating your favorite foods, or will you succumb to the gluten-free pressure?

Join now and embark on a gluten-free adventure like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so gluten-intolerant-friendly?

RiskTakerMC SMP

achievement, boldness, calculated risk, challenge, courage, Decision making, embracing change, growth, opportunity, overcoming fear, perseverance, pushing boundaries, Risk-taking, RiskTakerMC, seizing the moment, smp, stepping out of comfort zone, success, taking chances, trust in intuition, uncertainty

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! At first, it may seem like a risky move, but let me tell you, the rewards are totally worth it.

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friend, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who is actually a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have the time of your blocky life!

BlockyHurtHaven

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Potions Brewed:	146	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your virtual life? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes! Yes, you heard that right, laser-beam-shooting chickens! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic showdown?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve got flying pigs, diamond suits, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in and join the fun.

So why do people hold on to something even if it hurts them? Because they haven’t experienced the pure insanity and joy that our Minecraft server has to offer! Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your virtual life!

LoyalSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, building, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

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Zonikyo Network

Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Economy, Events, Features, Fun, Gamemodes, Gamers, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Updated, Zonikyo Network

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Star Shards Collected:	168
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

A Fun Minecraft Network regularly updated with brand-new gamemodes and features, run by a group of dedicated gamers

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Winning Phase Gods Minecraft Server

Celestial, Champion, Conquer, conqueror, deity, Divine, DOMINATE, Gods, long tail, Minecraft, omnipotent, Overcome, phase, Powerful, prevail, Reign, Server, success, SUPREME, triumph, Victory, winning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	3973
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7051	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Phase Gods on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the Phase Gods are on your side! That’s right, these all-powerful beings will fight alongside you and help you dominate all your enemies. Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion with the help of the Phase Gods!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pancake, and if you can find the secret syrup fountain hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power of unlimited hunger satisfaction. No more worrying about food in Minecraft ever again!

And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. It’s the party of a lifetime, and it’s only on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. The Phase Gods are waiting for you!

Feeling Messi Chads in Minecraft SMP

achievement, athlete, Chads, Competition, determination, emotions, ENERGY, EXCITEMENT, feeling, football, Happiness, inspiration, messi, Minecraft, mood, motivation, positivity, smp, Soccer, sports, success, teamwork

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Emeralds Found:	1295
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on this server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Chicken Jousting” tournaments where the winner gets a crown made entirely of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower”, where unsuspecting players are lured in by promises of treasure only to be pranked with endless traps and obstacles. It’s like a real-life (well, Minecraft-life) version of a reality TV show!

So come on, Messi chads, join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP out there!

SoloCraft: No Help Needed!

INDEPENDENCE, Needed, personal growth, realization, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-determination, self-empowerment, self-reliant, self-responsibility, SoloCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft alone, desperately searching for someone to help you build your dream castle? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about being abandoned again! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, we have a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are always willing to lend a hand (or a paw?) in your building endeavors. So come join us and never feel alone in Minecraft again!

CraftyTrudeau: Oops, India!

Canadian sovereignty, controversy, CraftyTrudeau, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, India, India-Canada relations, international law, international politics, justin trudeau, mistake, Oops, political fallout, political statement, Prime Minister of Canada, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, trudeau, VIOLATION

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server, bro? It’s like, the most epic place to be, ya know? Like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up outta nowhere and starts talking about how India messed up big time by messing with Canada. Like, what even is happening, right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to ride on a magical unicorn through a rainbow-filled land of creepers and zombies. And get this, every time you slay a mob, a chorus of singing llamas will serenade you with the Canadian national anthem. It’s like, so random but so awesome at the same time.

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of TNT? You got it. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server? It’s the place to be for all the cool kids who love a good laugh and a good adventure. Come join the fun, eh?