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Putin’s Peaceful Pixel Palace

Absurd, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic deadlock, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic tensions, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, negotiation breakdown, Palace, peace conditions, peace talks, Peaceful, PIXEL, political standoff, putin, Putins, russia, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war rhetoric

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

so, like, ukraine be like “nah bro, we ain’t down with your cray-cray peace conditions, putin”. come join our minecraft server where we reject all absurd conditions like having to mine diamonds with a spoon or build a house out of slime blocks. we only do epic builds and pvp battles here, no nonsense allowed. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, so come join if you dare! #herobrineapproved #putinsucks #minecraftmadness

Neutron’s Electric Bill Insanity

animated, backyard fission reactor, bill, cartoon, Characters, comedy, Egregious, Electric, electricity bill, family, fictional, GENIUS, Insanity, invention, jimmy neutron, neutrons, Nickelodeon, nuclear boy scout, nuclear energy, parents, scheme, Science, Technology, tv show

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, they got this dude who supposedly pulled off a nuclear boy scout backyard fission reactor scheme! Like, what even is that?! Imagine the shenanigans you can get into on this server with that kind of energy floating around. Join now for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and radioactive fun! Let’s get this party started, fam!

DopamineCraft: Mindful Minds

brain activity, brain chemistry, brain function, cognition, cognitive abilities, dopamine, DopamineCraft, healthy people, mental cognition, mental disorders, mental function, mental health, mental processes, Mental Wellbeing, mentalising abilities, mindful, Minds.., neuroscience, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Psychology, research, study

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Crops Grown:	9791
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

LOL YO COME JOIN OUR EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE DOPAMINE FLOWS LIKE A RIVER AND YOUR MENTALISING ABILITIES WILL BE OFF THE CHARTS! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO MATH, COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA, AND SHEEP THAT CAN RECITE SHAKESPEARE!

JOIN US AND UNLEASH YOUR INNER GENIUS AS YOU BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF THE UNIVERSE! PLUS, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, SO YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT CRAZY SHENANIGANS THEY’LL PULL NEXT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND LET YOUR DOPAMINE-FUELED BRAIN EXPLORE THE LIMITLESS POSSIBILITIES OF OUR SERVER! #MINECRAFTLITAF #BRAINDAMAGECREW

RiseCraft – Minecraft server Minecraft server

Adventures, Anarchy, Battles, Challenges, griefer, join now, minecraft server, responsible team, risecraft, Survival, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1712	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
New Chunks Explored:	393135	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

We are the #1 server with anarchy, griefer and vanilla survival. Interesting adventures, epic battles and difficult challenges – it’s all about us!

Our players are one of our main priorities. That is why behind the RiseCraft project there is a responsible team, ready to solve any issue.

Join now!

play.risecraft.xyz

The Coping Dead Server: Where zombies cope with their undead life crisis in 1.18.2

1.18.2, Apocalypse, Community, cope, coping, Crafting, Crisis, Custom, Dead, Discord, Exploration, Factions, Life, Loot, Modpack, multiplayer, Other, Planes, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Undead, Vehicles, weapons, zombies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

The Coping Dead Server Overview

Server Features	80 mods including Lost Cities, Crafting Dead core mods, custom buffed zombies, vehicles, planes, and more
Points of Interests	Custom locations for loot spawns
Factions	Create factions to fight against other survivors
Shop & Marketplace	Sell loot and trade valuable items
Join Server & Discord	IP: 185.137.94.42:25662 Discord: https://discord.gg/KVDY4YRg9m

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I download the modpack?	Join our Discord server and you will find the modpack download link in the announcements channel.
Can I play solo or do I need to join a faction?	You can play solo or team up with other survivors by creating or joining a faction.
What kind of loot can I find in the custom points of interests?	You can find a variety of loot including weapons, food, medical supplies, and crafting materials.
Are there PvP events on the server?	Yes, we occasionally host PvP events with rewards for the winning factions.
How do I sell my loot in the shop?	You can sell your loot at the shop by interacting with the shopkeeper NPC.

EnviroCraft Minecraft Server

Envirocraft, environmental design, Environmental Storytelling, game atmosphere, game design, game development, game environment, game immersion, game narrative, game narrative design, game world, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Minecraft, narrative design, narrative-driven gameplay, player experience, player-engagement, Server, storytelling in games, Storytelling techniques, video game, world-building

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crops Grown:	9706

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server takes environmental storytelling to a whole new level. Picture this: you’re walking through a lush forest and suddenly you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with diamonds and gold. But watch out, because the cave is also home to a gang of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden secrets, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find a unicorn or two. Who knows what wonders await you in this wacky world of wonderment? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

TittyCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, big boobs, Busty, curvy, Edition, Erotica, explicit, fetish, fetishism, fetishization, large breasts, Minecraft, NSFW, overdeveloped, Provocative, Server, sexualized, Sexy, socials, taboo, tits, TittyCraft, voluptuous

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	3697
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the socials are as overdeveloped as our players’ virtual tits! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly players who were all rocking some seriously impressive pixelated cleavage. They showed the new player around, teaching them how to build the biggest, most voluptuous structures in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most sought-after resources in the game. Want to mine for diamonds while being surrounded by giant, bouncing breasts? Look no further, my friend.

And let’s not forget about our weekly “Twerk for Diamonds” event, where players can show off their best dance moves in exchange for precious gems. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server, where the socials are overdeveloped and the fun never stops. Who knew Minecraft could be so… titillating?

Pastryless GF Diet Minecraft Server

Apology, Bakery, body image, comfort food, Communication, diet, emotional eating, Empathy, Exercise, Guilt, Healthy Eating, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Pastry, Pastryless, relationship, self esteem, self-care, Server, Support, temptation, weight loss

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your girlfriend’s reaction to a cinnamon roll? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, just like the time when your girlfriend cried over a bakery bag. Our server is filled with surprises, just like the time she accused you of “flaunting” your cinnamon roll.

Join now for a chance to experience the same level of intensity and confusion as this Reddit post. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join today!

ParentalPeerPressureCraft

academic pressure, acne, Communication, comparison, Cultural differences, dental care, family expectations, Grades, height, immigrant parents, INDEPENDENCE, language barrier, ParentalPeerPressureCraft, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, school system, self reliance, study habits, success, Time management, translator

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are your parents constantly comparing you to other kids and giving you a hard time for playing games instead of studying? Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of the real world!

On our server, you can be a straight A student and still have time to build epic structures and explore vast worlds. No need to worry about your parents nagging you about grades or comparing you to some random kid in the newspaper who got 100% in every class.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to be the family translator or deal with arguing with dentists. You can just focus on having fun and enjoying the game without all the real-life drama.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the stress and pressure behind! You deserve a break from all the comparisons and lectures. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this virtual world where you can be whoever you want to be!

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

changing indicators of wealth, conspicuous consumption, evolving signs of wealth, evolving wealth indicators, financial status symbols, future of wealth, future wealth indicators, future wealth symbols, Luxury items, luxury trends, material possessions, Minecraft, modern day signs of wealth, obsolete signs of wealth, Palace, PIXEL, Server, societal status, societal wealth indicators, status symbols, wealth markers, wealth symbols, wealth trends

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	115	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft baller! We’ve got diamond armor so blingy, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous. Our enchanted weapons are so powerful, they can slay a horde of zombies with just one swing. And don’t even get me started on our massive gold farm – we’re swimming in so much gold, we use it as toilet paper. Join now and secure your spot as the richest player in all of Minecraft – because in our world, wealth is measured in stacks of emeralds and chests full of rare loot.