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MineWatch: Digging for Victory!

Clash gamemode trial, Colosseo rework, comics, competitive, Competitive rework, Defense Matrix, developer update, Digging, Esports wiki, Hanzo skin, Kirikotranny shitskin spam filterlist., Map reworks, MineWatch, Mirrorwatch mode, Music, new hero, new tank, overwatch, Overwatch dev tracker, Overwatch Esports, Overwatch Wiki, OWSC Dallas Major, patch notes, Porsche Collab, Pride Event, Runasapi Push Map, Season 10, season 11, Short stories, skins, Space Ranger, Venture’s Adventures, Victory

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to embark on Venture’s Adventures, where you can be the hero of your own story. Watch out for the Season 10 trailer, it’s so epic it’ll make you want to jump into your computer screen!

But wait, there’s more! We have a new hero, Venture, who will blow your mind with their amazing abilities. And don’t even get me started on the Competitive rework – it’s like a whole new game! Plus, we have Clash gamemode trials and Mirrorwatch mode for some extra craziness.

And that’s not all, folks! We have a Pride Event coming up that will make you want to strut your stuff, and a Porsche Collab that will have you racing around the map in style. Oh, and did I mention the Space Ranger coming in Season 12? Yeah, it’s gonna be out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFantasy PvP – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for epic battles and shenanigans!

2B-ANON, Battles, Beatrix, CraftyFantasy, DJEETA, dlc, Epic, EU, EU tournament #2, F2P rotation, FANTASY, FERRY-ANON, gbvsg, gran, granblue, Granblue Fantasy VS, Japan Platform Lobby 1, Ladiva, Latam, Match Replays., meets, Minecraft, NA, NA tournament #3, NA tournament #4, Nuuvem, patch notes, PC lobby, PvP, Resources, Seox Battlepass, Shenanigans, Soriz, Steam page, texas schedule, Twitter hashtags, Vane Character Guide, Vaseraga, VOD, Website

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3698
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	New Chunks Explored:	263500
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Divine Spears Created:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion! We’ve got tournaments with mysterious anonymous winners, like DJEETA and FERRY-ANON. Watch the VODs for epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a Seox Battlepass that will have you mining for victory like never before. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming DLC character, Beatrix. She’s sure to shake things up in the world of blocks and pixels.

Join our lobby meet-up events for some hilarious shenanigans with players from all regions. Whether you’re in EU or NA, we’ve got a spot for you to show off your building skills and battle prowess.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

MineTarkov – Where Minecraft meets Escape from Tarkov!

ammo charts, arena website, armor penetration, change list, Discord, eftg, EoD, Escape, escape from tarkov, game destroying features, grooming servers., inertia nerfed, limb penetration, meets, Minecraft, MineTarkov, newfags, official SPT, p2w edition, P2W rugpull trailer, patch notes, quest tracker, russian sneedware, Spring event, spt, Tarkov, tarkov needs

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	1796	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Welcome to the P2W edition of our Minecraft server! Our latest patch includes nerfing inertia, reworking armor and limb penetration, and introducing the Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. But wait, there’s more! We also have brand new game-destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the most outrageous gameplay experience ever seen in Minecraft. Our server is so P2W that you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Watch our latest rugpull trailer that will leave you in stitches and check out our 0.14 Patch notes for all the juicy details.

But that’s not all, we have an Arena website where you can battle it out with other players, get the latest Russian sneedware, and access our handy ammo charts to dominate the competition. For the newfags, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, /eftg/ has no discord, any discord links posted are from tranny or homo grooming servers. Get SPT here and let the chaos begin!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, competitive, CraftyLegends, Empyrean, Gaming, High Noon Event, kayle, League, league of legends, Legends, malzahar, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, multiplayer, Nocturne, ONLINE, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, strategy, varus

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8697	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic High Noon Event where you can ride into battle on a legendary Kayle mount, shoot arrows with Varus’ Legendary bow, and summon demons with Malzahar’s powers. But wait, there’s more! Akali will teach you the ways of the ninja, Nocturne will haunt your dreams, and Brand will set everything on fire (literally).

Our latest patch notes include adding a new dimension to the game where you can battle dragons and unicorns, ride on flying pigs, and explore hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. And don’t forget to check out our PBE Patch Notes for a sneak peek at upcoming features like building your own spaceship and traveling to different planets in search of rare resources.

But that’s not all! Want to show off your skills and dominate the competition? Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see how you stack up against other players. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, use our Model Viewer to customize your character with the latest skins and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/twg/’

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Conquer, Crafty, Hotfix, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Previous thread, Roll Charts, Slayers edition, Steam, Tactics, total war, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, Warlords

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! We’ve got a Slayers edition that will have you battling dragons, zombies, and creepers like never before. But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and you’ll have access to exclusive content like Stuff1d6chan – where you can roll charts and discover hidden treasures. Total War: Warhammer III is also available for all you strategic masterminds out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Total War: Pharaoh where you can rule like a true pharaoh and build your empire from the ground up.

But that’s not all, folks! We’ve even got older titles for the nostalgic gamers who want to relive the glory days. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Warlords – Total LOL General

#TotalWar, Assembly Kit, Crafty, general, Hotfix 4.2.3, lol, Older Titles, patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, Steam, TacticsRoll Charts, TOTAL, total war, Total War General, total war pharaoh, total war warhammer, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, Warlords

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to enter. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with the villagers. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Minecraft Mayhem: LOL Edition – Crafting, Creeping, and League of Legends Shenanigans!

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Crafting, creeping, Edition, Empyrean Kayle, game updates, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, Legendary, Legends, lol, lolalytics, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Shenanigans, u.gg, varus, VPBE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Kayle appears, ready to battle it out with her Prestige skin. But wait, here comes Varus riding on a Legendary mount, shooting arrows left and right. And just when you think it couldn’t get any crazier, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand join the party for an epic showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all – our server is constantly updating with new content and events, like the High Noon Event where you can duel with other players in a Wild West-style showdown. Yeehaw!

So why wait? Join us now for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter – Server 5215

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Banners, banter, blocky, blue archive, Commissions, Defense, Events, general, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Livestream, Manga, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, Torment

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers approach you and start breakdancing to the beat of the jukebox. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against the mighty Gregorius, who wears heavy armor and loves to challenge players to a dance-off. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where you’ll defend against waves of enemies while doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile!

3.24, Challenge Rewards, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Exile, general, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, POE 2, poeg, Sub 10 div HH Edition, Tools and Utilities

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1029
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	206	Votes:	7428
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through the Necropolis, where you’ll battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

But that’s not all – our server is so advanced, we have early access to PoE 2 in 2024! That’s right, you can explore the world of Path of Exile in Minecraft before anyone else.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, we’ve got you covered with our insane challenge rewards. From rare items to exclusive skins, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword!

Blocky Bagel Bonanza – Minecraft Madness!

4koma, Anniversary Livestream, Bagel, Banners, blocky, bonanza, Commissions, Defense, Events, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way.

Our server is like a virtual playground, where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner blocky warrior. With events like SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council and Grand Assault: Gregorius, you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, with banners featuring characters like Toki and Nagisa, you’ll have some cute companions to join you on your journey.

But that’s not all – we also have hot springs, because even virtual blocky warriors need to relax and unwind. Join us for events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and Grand Assault: Kaiten, and get ready for some seriously epic battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this blocky world.

PutinCraft: Fico’s Betrayal

accusations, accuses, BETRAYAL, Conflict, cooperation, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Ficos, Government, helping Putin, international relations, leadership, Politics, PutinCraft, russia, Slovak PM Fico, Tensions, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, weaken Europe, zelenskyy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Crops Grown:	4971	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have this crazy story where Zelenskyy accuses Slovak PM Fico of, like, helping Putin weaken Europe, like what even is that? but, like, on our server, we turn that drama into, like, epic quests and battles. join now to be part of the madness and, like, conquer the virtual world with us. cuz, like, why not? it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Mucus Cat’s Crafty Realm

animal, BIZARRE, cat name, Cats, Crafty, Creative, cute, Feline, Fluffy, funny, gross, humor, kitty, kitty names, mucous, mucus, name ideas, pet, pet names, Realm, Slime, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	8514	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, you’re in luck, cuz this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever visit in your entire life.

first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.

and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.

so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.

Cancer Cure Craft: Colon Cell Conversion

Cancer, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer treatment innovation, Cell, Cell Conversion, cell transformation, Colon, Colon Cancer Treatment, Conversion, Craft, cure, experimental therapy, groundbreaking technology, health science, medical breakthrough, Mice, new technology, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Oncology Advancement, Revert Cancer Cells, side effects, study, Tumor Reversion

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Emeralds Found:	7439
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Crops Grown:	7988	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like da bomb dot com! We got new tech dat can turn cancer cells into regular cells! Like, can u even believe it?! We gonna be curin’ cancer in Minecraft, y’all! Join dis server and be a part of da revolution! We gonna be savin’ lives and stuff, all while playin’ Minecraft! It’s gonna be lit, fam! So come on and join us, let’s make history together! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftCancerCure #SavingLivesInPixels

Festive Craft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, BELIEF, capitalism, celebration, Christ, Christian, Craft, FAITH, Festive, holiday, International, Jesus, joy, Land, love, Mankind, Merry Christmas, Peace, Redemption, Religion, salvation, SAVIOR, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Votes:	8981

Yo, bros, forget about the capitalism and get ready to celebrate the real OG, Jesus, on this Minecraft server! Join us for some epic gameplay and praise the international true savior of mankind while building some sick pixel art of the man himself.

We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!

Temple SMP – Explore the Largest Buddhist Minecraft SMP

ancient architecture, Borobudur Temple, Buddhist, Buddhist architecture, Buddhist culture, Buddhist heritage., cultural landmarks, Explore, historical sites, Indonesia travel, Indonesian tourism, LARGEST, largest Buddhist temple, Minecraft, religious pilgrimage, religious tourism, smp, Southeast Asia, spiritual travel, Temple, temple tourism, tourismbux, travel destinations, world tourism, world wonders, YOGYAKARTA

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we are in desperate need of tourismbux to fund the largest Buddhist temple in the world!

Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)

HolyCraftyLove

abandonment, aita, Boyfriend, CHANGE, charismatic church, Christianity, Communication, DELIVERANCE, Demons, doctrine, emotional outbursts., ghosting, HolyCraftyLove, Manipulation, non-denominational, relationship, religious beliefs, spiritual oppression, Support, Trust

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5687
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Magic Items Found:	1670	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything.

Picture this: you log on to the server, ready to build your dream castle, when suddenly your in-game boyfriend starts claiming he’s possessed by demons! He starts throwing away all your virtual belongings and ghosting you in the game, only communicating with his sister who’s also on the server. Will you be able to save your virtual relationship before it’s too late?

But wait, there’s more! Your boyfriend joins a virtual church on the server and becomes a virtual preacher, banning all secular music and TV shows in the game. Can you handle the virtual sermons and constant bible readings while trying to navigate your virtual relationship?

Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your virtual sanity. Don’t miss out on the drama, the chaos, and the virtual demons that await you!

HatedVeggiesLuvNow – Minecraft SMP

Avocado, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, Childhood, cilantro, coffee, dark chocolate, eggplant, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvNow, Minecraft, mushrooms, olives, onions, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, smp, spinach, sushi, taste buds, VEGETABLES

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Magic Items Found:	5973	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

OMG GUYS, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a magical land of rainbows and unicorns! Like, I used to hate broccoli as a kid but now I can’t get enough of it, just like how you’ll hate missing out on this server but then you’ll love it once you join!

So, like, there was this one time when I was building a house on the server and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, but then a group of friendly villagers showed up and helped me rebuild it with diamonds and emeralds! It was wild, bro.

And get this, there’s a secret underground treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and potions that make you fly like a bird! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but in Minecraft form, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to experience the craziest, most fun Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins, no lie. Let’s gooooooo! 🍰🎉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

NoKidsNoCreepers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have a snack?” or “Dad, can you help me with my homework?” Well, on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about any of that nonsense! Join us and escape the responsibilities of parenthood by building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your virtual friends.

Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Steve himself has retired from mining and crafting to become a full-time member of our community. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor that grows on trees here – literally!

So why waste your time changing diapers when you could be building a castle fit for a king? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to parenthood – at least in the virtual world!

SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL

China, communication cables, denial, diplomatic dispute, Espionage, foreign affairs, government response, international relations, investigation, legal jurisdiction, maritime incident, maritime law, prosecutors, sabotage, security breach, severed cables, Ship, Surveillance, Sweden, SweDenyChinaShipCablesLOL, territorial waters

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier stories than this one! we once had a player who built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs, true story bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a zombie apocalypse event and everyone had to fend off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come on over and join the fun, you won’t regret it!

Moo Meadows 1.21

aisha ushimaru, alicjia da lontano, alma maito, altashi, areum karla, Azura Dulait, Bai, berryleche, coslimonka, cow, cowgirl cowgirl, cowtuber, ember ushi, Goat, heidi heiter, herapath, hoozuki iriya, jingle bells, lola boba, mandy may, marota ch, maroyaka milk, Meadows, Miilkywayz, milk, Moo, mookei, moomistar, mooranda, Muu Muyu, pinkmoo boba, pomuri, puddlecow, rosiebellmoo, seoully, shimofuri ichibo, spookiiphoria, team moo moo milk, ushimei momoka, Vtuber, wishy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	4858	Chimeras Created:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where all the cows and goats are actually VTubers. I’m talking about Pomuri, Rosiebellmoo, and even Lola Boba. They’re all there, vibing in the virtual world. But wait, there’s more! We also got Maroyaka Milk and Hoozuki Iriya representing the goats. It’s a whole farm of VTuber goodness waiting for you to join. So come on in, build your own virtual barn, and hang out with the coolest bovidae crew around. It’s gonna be udderly amazing, trust me.