PATATES – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

484828047, afk strat, battle, blocky, Chapter 5 Season 3, Cozy Mode, Crash the Party, expert mode, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Fortnite Festival Season 4, Fortnite Reload, lego fortnite, metallica, Minecraft, Mission Alerts, persephone, Quests, Royale.., Season XP Leveling Pace, Server, Shop, squad up, Stats, wrecked

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more epic than Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3: Wrecked! We’ve got quests, stats, and a shop that will make you feel like a true warrior. Need an AFK strat? We’ve got you covered with our top-secret pastebin link that will blow your mind.

Level up at a pace faster than Season XP with our insane missions and alerts that will keep you on your toes. And get ready to crash the party in a way that even Fortnite couldn’t handle. Squad up for Fortnite Reload and prepare for battle with METALLICA in our Fortnite Festival Season 4!

But wait, there’s more! Our Lego Fortnite v30.10 update adds Cozy Mode and Expert Mode for the ultimate challenge. And don’t forget about our Fortnite Crew July member, Persephone, who will lead you to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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BlockPartyRoomieWars

BlockPartyRoomieWars, Communication Issues, respecting boundaries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate cohabitation, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate consideration, roommate disagreements, roommate disputes, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate living arrangements, roommate living situations, roommate misunderstandings, roommate relationships, roommate respect

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual apartment with crazy roommates, except this time you can actually block them if they start screaming at you!

Join us for the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Build your own virtual apartment and invite your friends over for a quick bathroom break – just make sure your roommate doesn’t catch you! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who needs a place to crash for the night.

So if you’re tired of real-life roommate drama and want to experience it in a whole new way, join our server today! Just remember to respect each other’s virtual boundaries, or you might end up getting kicked out of the virtual apartment building.

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ZoomCallZaniness Minecraft Server

Abnormal, awkward, BIZARRE, eccentric, EMBARRASSING, funny, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, online video chat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiar behavior, quirky, Server, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unique experience, UNUSUAL, virtual meeting, weird, zoom call, ZoomCallZaniness

Are you tired of boring Zoom calls where all you do is stare at your coworkers’ faces? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about awkward Zoom moments again.

Picture this: you’re in a virtual meeting with your boss, but instead of talking about spreadsheets, you’re battling a horde of zombies in a pixelated world. Who needs boring work talk when you can be a Minecraft warrior?

But wait, it gets even better. One time, a player on our server accidentally turned their cat into a creeper during a Zoom call. Let’s just say things got explosive (literally).

So if you’re looking for a break from the mundane world of video calls, join our server and let the chaos ensue. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

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Stress-FreeCraft

anxiety, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Relaxation, self-care, stress, Stress Management, stress relief, stress triggers, stress-free living, StressFreeCraft, stressors, Time management, work-life balance, yoga

Are you tired of the real world stress and drama? Need a break from adulting and responsibilities? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers!

Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, or just dig a giant hole for no reason at all – the possibilities are endless!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a former player who rage-quit after losing all their diamonds in a lava pit. Will you be brave enough to face the spooky challenges they left behind?

So come on, join us and let your inner child run wild! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

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GazaCraft Ceasefire

Breakthrough, cease-fire agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, diplomatic progress, gaza, GazaCraft, hopes, humanitarian crisis, international relations, israeli-palestinian conflict, mediation efforts, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, peace negotiations, peace talks, political agreement, regional stability, Truce, united nations

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only way to achieve peace is by building the craziest structures and battling it out in epic PvP battles. like, you gotta show off your building skills to prove you deserve a ceasefire. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks and creepers. join us and be part of the most intense peace negotiations ever seen in the minecraft universe. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is a regular player on the server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to bring peace to the land of blocks!

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BroadwayBlockBrawlers

Broadway, BroadwayBlockBrawlers, classic film, crime drama, Dance, documentary, gang rivalry, love story, Musical, new york city, opportunities, petty crime, romeo and juliet, Singers, singing, street gangs, talented dancers, The Jets, urban culture, urban life, West Side Story

come join our minecraft server, where we got more drama than west side story but with less crime and more blocky fun! the jets and the sharks ain’t got nothin on us, we be building skyscrapers and dancing like broadway stars!

we got so many talented players, you’ll think you stumbled into a virtual talent show. come show off your building skills and maybe even break out into song and dance while you’re at it. who needs the big apple when you got our server to strut your stuff on?

join us for a wild ride of creativity, friendship, and maybe a little bit of virtual drama. who knows, you might just find your own version of a happily ever after in our blocky world. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s make some minecraft magic together!

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AstaxCraft: The Ultimate Potion for Endless Adventures

Adventures, aerobic exercise, Antioxidant, astaxanthin, AstaxCraft, athletic performance, cardiovascular health, efficiency, Endless, Endurance, health benefits, higher doses, longer durations, meta analysis, muscle recovery, natural supplement, Oxidative Stress, performance enhancement, physical activity, Potion, randomized controlled trials, scientific research, sports nutrition, supplementation, Ultimate

hey u, yeah u! r u tired of being a slowpoke in minecraft? well do i have the server for u! come join us and experience the power of astaxanthin supplementation!

imagine running faster than a speeding bullet, jumping higher than a kangaroo on steroids, all thanks to this magical supplement! our server is like no other, with players zooming around like they’re on crack (but they’re not, we promise).

we’ve done some serious scientific research (not really, we just made it up) and found that astaxanthin makes u a minecraft pro. u can outlast all ur friends in those epic pvp battles, mine faster than a pickaxe on steroids, and build like a boss.

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wonders of astaxanthin supplementation! trust us, it’s gonna blow ur mind (and ur friends’ minds too).

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Surviving Minecraft’s Pandemic: Prosper SMP – Come for the vanilla, stay for the chaos!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Community Features
Shared interest in Minecraft
Encourages playing a variety of games
Major build projects underway
Friendly and mature community

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are new members welcome?	Yes, we are very welcoming to new members!
Are hackers allowed on the server?	No, hackers or griefers are not allowed.
What are the rules?	We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate disruptive behavior. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the discord to join the server. Here is the invite link: https://discord.com/invite/4v5ruAWRKv

CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

Commitment, Communication, Connection, couples, CraftyCouple, family, Girlfriends, Intimacy, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, Partners, relationships, romance, Server, significant others, Spouses, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wives

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to build and survive!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!

Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).

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SurfaceLaptop5MCServer

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Are you tired of waiting for your Surface Laptop 5 to arrive? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! For just $1122 (which is totally not a rip-off, we promise), you can escape your poorfag shithole and enter a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds, ride pigs into battle against evil mobs, and even participate in our annual “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the winner gets a free pet dragon (Disclaimer: dragons may or may not actually exist in Minecraft).

So forget about your questionable purchase decisions and come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Who needs a Surface Laptop 5 when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?

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