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Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7829
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	4543
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	99
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Votes:	1379

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Beach, Blender models, Bum, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hug that gator, Low Poly models, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, wani, Wednesday, Wifin’ in the beach edition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

behavior issues, Boundaries, child behavior, child discipline, children, Communication, consequences, discipline, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, house rules, Minecraft, NoKidsAllowed, parenting, Parenting styles, public behavior, Respect, respect for property, Role Model, Server, setting boundaries, Trauma

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	202499
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Are you tired of dealing with unruly children wreaking havoc in your life? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the chaos! Our server is a kid-free zone, so you can enjoy building and exploring without any leaf-throwing or cupboard-breaking incidents. Say goodbye to disrespectful behavior and hello to a peaceful gaming experience. Join now and leave the drama behind!

NoChinNoWinCraft

bride, Budget, Client, double chin, editing, Editing skills, Experience, face, groom, hobby, Honesty, Insecurities, Insecurity, Marriage, NoChinNoWinCraft, photography, photos, PROFESSIONAL, self-taught, Wedding, zit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to edit out your double chin in photos…because we don’t take photos! We’re too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to worry about your insecurities. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no photoshop requests allowed. Who needs a professional photographer when you have a diamond sword and a trusty pickaxe? So come on, leave your double chin at the door and let’s craft some memories together!

VetHospitalMassacre

9-year-old boy, animal cruelty, Animals, Brazil, children, compassion, crime, Disturbing, Empathy, investigation, Justice, mental health, News, punishment, Shocking.., society, Tragedy, veterinary hospital, VetHospitalMassacre, violence, viral

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even a 9-year-old boy in Brazil couldn’t resist? This server is so epic, it’ll make you wanna go on a rampage like that kid did at the vet hospital! But don’t worry, we don’t condone animal violence here, we just love having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world. Join us if you’re ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Respawned Memories: Life 2.0

Afterlife, Alternate Reality, Consciousness, existential questions, Game Mechanics, immersive experience, Life, Life after death., Memories, metaphysical beliefs, new beginning, past lives, philosophical concepts, REBIRTH, Reincarnation, Respawned, second chance, simulation, Soul, Spiritual Journey, starting over, video game

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

yo, imagine this: u die, right? but instead of just chillin in the afterlife, u get to keep all ur memories and start from birth in a game plus play through. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s exactly what this minecraft server is all about.

join us for the wildest ride of ur life as u respawn in a virtual world with all ur past experiences intact. u can relive ur childhood, make different choices, and see where life takes u. it’s like a never-ending game of sims, but with creepers and zombies.

we’ve got insane challenges, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as u are. come join us and see if u can beat the game of life in this wacky minecraft server. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to immortality. or at least have a good laugh trying.