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Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Star Shards Collected:	167	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	5779	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	4024	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Dimension Hops:	8

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	69	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Astral Projections Made:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

185.9.145.216:25963

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Emeralds Found:	5437
Votes:	9881	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!