past present future – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CraftyUkraineHope

Abandoned, aid organizations, Assistance, Charity, Conflict, CraftyUkraineHope, Crisis, Donate, eastern europe, fundraising, Government, Help, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, Relief, solidarity, Support, support Ukraine, Ukraine, war-torn

Are you tired of feeling helpless while watching the news about Ukraine? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can donate to Ukraine in the most epic way possible! Join us and help build virtual shelters for Ukrainian villagers, mine for rare resources to send to the frontlines, and even battle virtual Russian invaders with your pixelated sword! Who needs real-world donations when you can save Ukraine in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and be a hero in a whole new dimension!

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CraftyRecruits Minecraft Server

CraftyRecruits, Minecraft, Server

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA AND CHINA WANNA JOIN! LIKE, THEY’RE TRYNA RECRUIT FEDERAL EMPLOYEES TO COME PLAY MINECRAFT WITH US! CAN YOU IMAGINE? LIKE, THE KREMLIN IN A PIXELATED BLOCK WORLD? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC FUN AND MAYBE EVEN START WORLD WAR III IN MINECRAFT! #BLOCKWARS #LOLZ #CRAZYFUN

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CraftyCommiesVSFeds

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, China, counterintelligence, CraftyCommiesVSFeds, cyber espionage, Disgruntled, Espionage, Federal employees, foreign adversaries, foreign influence, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, national security, Recruitment, russia, security threat, sources, US intelligence

so, like, u know how the government is all, like, spying on us and stuff? well, turns out russia and china are tryna recruit some of those fed employees who are, like, super pissed off about it.

but, like, who needs to worry about all that when u can join our minecraft server instead? like, seriously, we have the best pixelated pigs and cows u will ever see. and, like, if u join now, u can be part of our secret mission to build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the map.

plus, we have this super rare block that only spawns once every full moon. it’s called the derp block and if u find it, u get, like, unlimited diamonds for life.

so, forget about all that spy drama and come join our minecraft server for a totally epic time. trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with russia and china.

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Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, building, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Custom Items, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Exploring, Map, Nether, ordinary, Player Base, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Rewards, Simple VoiceChat, smp

Ordinary SMP Server Overview:

Server Information	Vanilla \| Java 1.21.4 \| Whitelisted
Server Features	Version: 1.21.4 – Always up to date Community-Focused Grief Protection
Mods	– BlueMap – AudioPlayer – Simple VoiceChat – Dragon Elytra Drops & more..

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Why should I join Ordinary SMP?	Join a friendly community, participate in events, and enjoy a high-quality Minecraft experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join through our Discord server: Join us on Discord
Are there any server-wide events?	Yes, we have events like PVP contests, build competitions, and community projects.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we have a whitelisted community to ensure a high-quality player base.
Do you have a custom resource pack?	Yes, we offer a custom resource pack with exclusive items and rewards tailored to our HermitCraft-like theme.

Meta Discovery Craft 1.20.2

#workout, 1.20.2, attractive women, Chad, Craft, Cute girls, DESPERATE, Discord, discovery, dress better, dressing, EASY, eat better, fat women, fucked up, hilarious, Meta, plain Janes, psyoping, Stacies, turn a 5 into a 7, unattractive girls

>Join our Minecraft server and become a Chad like the one in the discord server! >We have tons of cute Minecraft girls to show off to! >It’s easy to level up from a 5 to a 7 in our server! >Take those blocky unattractive Minecraft characters and turn them into Minecraft hotties! >Encourage them to mine more, build better, and eat those virtual carrots! >You can probably make a creeper workout and dress better in our server! >Join now and start psyoping those Minecraft characters into becoming Minecraft stacies!

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SniffyPup Minecraft Server

allergic, animal abuse, children, Confrontation, dog behavior, dog owner, friendly dog, Interaction, Kids, leash, Minecraft, Neighborhood, Nudge, outdoor encounter, parenting, paved path, pet owner, Server, Sidewalk, sniffing dog, SniffyPup, Walking

Are you tired of encountering rude dog owners who let their pets invade your personal space? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is a dog-free zone! No more worrying about random canines sniffing your virtual character without permission.

Join us and experience a world where you can walk freely without the fear of being attacked by a labrador on a leash. Our server offers a safe environment for players of all ages, even those with allergies to dogs!

Don’t let a bad dog owner ruin your day, come join our server and enjoy a peaceful stroll through our virtual neighborhood. And remember, nudge-free gameplay guaranteed!

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PoopCraftVacay

aftereffects, bathroom, boutique hotel, downstairs bathroom, FLUSH, hotel room, Human, INSANE, paid, Peace, Poop, PoopCraftVacay, Private, scents, seal, sliding door, smell, vacation, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can poop in peace without anyone judging you! Join us for a luxurious experience where you can take a dump in your own private virtual bathroom without any complaints from your significant other.

Our server offers top-notch boutique hotel rooms with sliding doors that may not form a seal, just like in the story above. But don’t worry, our virtual bathrooms are specially designed to contain any smells, so you can poop to your heart’s content without any repercussions.

If you’re tired of being yelled at for taking a normal human shit, then this is the server for you! Join now and enjoy the freedom to poop in peace, without any judgment or complaints from your virtual spouse. Don’t let anyone dictate where you can poop, take control of your bathroom experience on our server today!

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TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP

Analysis, Conference, controversy, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, international affairs, leadership, opinion, Politics, presidential behavior, press conference, public speaking, TrumpZelenskyyMinecraftSMP, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, totally lit and you HAVE to join! Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and they grant you wishes if you find them in the game. And get this, the whole map is made of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE! And if you find the secret cheese cave, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like, the most epic server ever, you gotta join now or you’ll be missing out on all the fun and unicorns and cheese and dragons and rainbows and stuff. So like, what are you waiting for?! Join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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RoyalCraft: Dinner Drama

controversy, Dinner, Diplomacy, Drama, Etiquette, foreign affairs, Government, impeachment inquiry, international relations, Invitation, king charles, legitimising behaviour, Politics, presidential scandal, Protocol, red carpet, royal events, RoyalCraft, state dinner, trump, White House, world leaders, zelenskyy

Are you tired of political drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own kingdom and rule like a true monarch!

Forget about state dinners and political scandals, on our server, you can create your own diplomatic relations with other players and form alliances to take down any pesky griefers. And who needs a red carpet when you can have a rainbow road leading to your castle?

So why wait? Join us now and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether to mine for diamonds or go on a quest for the elusive Ender Dragon!

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CraftyPotion Minecraft Server

aid withdrawal, CraftyPotion, developing countries, disease prevention, funding, funding cuts, global health, global impact, health crisis, Healthcare, HIV, infectious diseases, international aid, malaria, Minecraft, nutrition, Polio, Programs, public health, Server, Termination, U.S, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we terminate all boring stuff like polio, h.i.v., malaria, and nutrition programs!! who needs that when you can be mining diamonds and building epic castles with us?? we promise no boring stuff, only fun and games!! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures!! join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!! let’s craft and laugh together, join now!!

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