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Denied Entry To Canada Due To Medical Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	743
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you tired of being denied entry to Canada just because you had joint pain as a teenager back in 2017? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a virtual world where joint pain doesn’t exist and Canada can’t keep you out!

Our server is so epic that even watching Canada from afar has been cathartic for our players. We’ve had players who were once deemed medically inadmissible to Canada now thriving in our virtual world, building epic structures and forming alliances with fellow gamers.

So come join us and leave all your real-world problems behind. Who needs Canada anyway when you can have the time of your life in our Minecraft SMP? Plus, rumor has it that our server is the secret key to unlocking the lost city of Atlantis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

MonkeyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Towns Built:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of constantly falling and hitting your head in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and fall off cliffs, jump into walls, and climb on top of the tallest structures without any consequences!

Our server is so realistic, you’ll swear you actually broke your arm or suffered a concussion every time you take a tumble. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, our doctors in-game will give you a cognitive test just for kicks. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for pixelated brain teasers!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of reckless behavior without any of the real-life consequences. Just watch out for those creepers, they can be a real headache!

Crafty Battle Royale: Steve vs. Creeper

battle, brawl, challenge, Champion, clash, Combat, combatant, combativeness, Competition, Conflict, Contender, Crafty, creeper, Defeat, Duel, Fight, match, Royale.., showdown, steve, Struggle, Victory, warrior, winner

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Our Minecraft server is the ultimate battleground for epic showdowns between players! Join us and prove your skills in intense PvP battles where only the strongest survive. Rumor has it that our diamond armor is so OP that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the legendary dirt block. Legends say that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the mythical Creeper King who rules over a kingdom made entirely of TNT. Defeat him and claim his explosive throne for yourself!

So why wait? Join us now and become a minecraft legend in your own right!

CraftyCreeper’s Israeli Love Shack

blowjobs, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreepers, Cultural differences, DATING, foreign dating, Gender Roles, Intimacy, Israeli, Israeli girls, love, oral sex, Personal experiences, relationships, sexual expectations, sexual preferences, Shack, social norms, Stereotypes, Taboos, traditional values

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1524	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers where players take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and hilarious community around!

Join us for a chance to experience the most insane stories and adventures in the Minecraft universe. Our players are known for their wild antics and unpredictable behavior. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into?

And if you’re wondering about the questionable content in the description, don’t worry! We promise that our players are always up for a good time, no matter how ridiculous it may seem. So come on in and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

Villager Training Camp: Day 2 LOL

ai, album, banter, Camp, culture, Day, discussion, Divegrass, Edt, experimentation, League Academy, lol, managers, Matches, Pro Evolution Soccer, shitposts, simulation, Teams, Training, UTC, villager, VT, watch

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	2422
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

Imagine a world where Pro Evolution Soccer is played by teams that are embodiments of different threads and generals of /vt/. That’s right, we have a simulation of divegrass where players represent different cultures of each thread. And the best part? All matches are AI versus AI, so you can sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold!

But wait, there’s more! Introducing the /vt/ League Academy, where non-managers and newbies can try their hand at managing teams. It’s all about learning, experimenting, and having a blast!

Join us on April 20th-21st starting at 12pm EDT (1600 UTC) for the most epic matches you’ve ever seen. And where can you watch all the action? Only on our exclusive website: Click here to watch now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have an Official ∕vt∕ League Album that will blow your mind! Get ready for today’s matches: – /ggg/ vs /skynetFC/ – /HiRyS/ vs /mayo/ – /pcgia/ vs /vtwbg/ – /pink/ vs /#/ – /uuu/ vs /2434/ – /lia/ vs /hag/ – /pcg/ vs /holoX/ – /hfz/ vs /who/

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Creations: Memes & Mayhem Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	213
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Alien Abductions:	1
Votes:	4424	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes and build your way to victory!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and crafted the most epic castle the world had ever seen. Legends say that dragons bowed down to this player, offering them diamonds and emeralds as tribute. Will you be the next ruler of the Minecraft realm?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest skins and textures you’ve ever laid eyes on. From rainbow unicorns to dancing llamas, you’ll find it all here. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – every new player gets a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. Rainbow farts.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of blocks and adventure with us! But remember, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Your real life may fade away, but your Minecraft legacy will live on forever. Join now and become a part of something truly epic!

RichCraft: Where Even the Wealthy Wonder Why They’re Playing Minecraft

affluent whites, Class, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, Identity, INEQUALITY, jew, Minecraft, perspective, perspective shift, Perspectives, Playing, prejudice, Privilege, Race, RichCraft, self-hating, sentiment, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Theyre, wealth, Wealthy

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Crops Grown:	2914
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1352
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with self-hating whites who just don’t understand the true joy of building and exploring? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is like no other, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that is truly unique.

Forget about the mundane and embrace the weird and wonderful on our server. Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz: More Entertaining Than Watching a YouTuber

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!

On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!

BootyCraft: Digging for Derrieres

ass, behind, BOOTY, BootyCraft, Bottom, CHEEKY, Derrieres, desire, Digging, flirtatious, funny, humor, innuendo, japanese, playful, Provocative, question.., Slang, Suggestive, teasing, temptation, want some, お尻

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6306	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixelated Puns: Admit it, this would be very LOLz

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4821
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	24	Love Letters Sent:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their tails! Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will bust out some sick dance moves whenever you play your favorite tunes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive creepers who have been trained to give out free hugs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Pixelated Tubers: The Ultimate Retro Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things Vtubers and Retro Games! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we dive into the world of virtual idols and old-school gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some wild and wacky adventures that will keep you coming back for more. See you in the virtual world, adventurer!

HappyMine: Where you own nothing and love it!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	146
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server so LEGENDARY that all the other servers trembled in fear. Why, you ask? Because on this server, you can ride UNICORNS into battle, build castles out of RAINBOWS, and even have dance parties with CREEPERS!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll never have to worry about owning anything ever again. That’s right, you heard me. You’ll be as happy as a LAMA rolling in diamonds, all while sipping on ENDLESS potions of AWESOMENESS.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it.