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Shit Show Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

WeirdCraftersUnited

10. Eccentric job seekers, 11. Unique career paths, 12. Unusual work settings, 13. Abnormal job sectors, 14. Offbeat professions, 15. Curious career fields, 16. Weird job applicants, 17. Eccentric work cultures, 18. Strange job markets, 19. Unconventional job opportunities, 2. Eccentric career fields, 20. Odd career preferences., 3. Strange job sectors, 4. Unconventional occupations, 5. Odd career choices, 6. Bizarre professions, 7. Quirky job industries, 8. Peculiar work environments, 9. Outlandish job roles, Weird professionals, WeirdCraftersUnited

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Votes:	7810
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Have you ever seen a group of accountants break out into a spontaneous dance party in the middle of tax season? No? Well, that’s because the weirdest people are all hanging out on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as off-the-wall as you are.

Forget about boring professions like lawyers or doctors – on our server, we’ve got a whole gang of astronauts who have built a space station that rivals NASA’s. And don’t even get me started on the group of clowns who have turned their base into a circus complete with a roller coaster and a petting zoo filled with creepers.

So if you’re looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly high, join us on our Minecraft server and become part of the craziest community in the gaming world. Who knows, you might even find yourself embroiled in a rivalry with a group of ninja turtles who have taken over the sewers and are plotting to take over the server. It’s all in a day’s work on our server – where the weirder, the better!

Pro Athlete Roots Server

aspirations, athlete, athletes, career, childhood dreams, childhood favorites, childhood idols, childhood passions, Competition, dreams come true, dreams realized, fan favorites., loyalty, PRO, pro athletes, professional sports, professional teams, rooting, Roots, Server, sports, Sportsmanship, team loyalty, Teams

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz, like, all the pro athletes play on it, and they used to root for the teams they play against now. like, imagine playing minecraft with lebron james and he’s all like, “yo, i used to be a cavs fan but now i’m dunking on them in minecraft, lol.” it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta see it to believe it. plus, we have, like, diamond armor that makes you invincible and pigs that can fly. no joke, it’s, like, a magical wonderland of insanity. so, like, join now and be a part of the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Pixel Prediabetes Insulin – The Minecraft Server

25-Hydroxyvitamin D, children, Dose-Response, Epidemiologic Studies, insulin, insulin resistance, meta analysis, Minecraft, PIXEL, prediabetes, Serum, Server, systematic review, type 2 diabetes mellitus

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	280	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	142474
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, do i have the server for you! imagine a world where vitamin d levels determine your fate in the game. that’s right, on this server, your serum 25-hydroxyvitamin d levels will determine if you have prediabetes, type 2 diabetes mellitus, or insulin resistance.

join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your health is on the line. will you be able to survive and thrive with your vitamin d levels in check? or will you fall victim to the dangers of low levels and face the consequences in game?

this server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a unique and challenging minecraft experience, look no further. join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the world of serum 25-hydroxyvitamin d!

EternalMC

#exciting, Automation, Community, Crafting, Discord, EternalMC, Exploration, Features, growth, IMPROVEMENTS, Magic, Modpack, new, Players, Quests, smp, Survival, Tech, Thoughts, Updates, welcome

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Eternal Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Brand New
Community
Modpack	All The Mods 9

Get ready for an epic journey with 400+ mods that mix tech, magic, exploration, and crafting! Join us, give us your thoughts, and let’s grow together!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, it’s a brand new server with no long-time players to catch up to.
How is the community?	The community is friendly and welcoming, catering to both new and veteran Minecraft players.
What modpack does the server use?	All The Mods 9, featuring 400+ mods for tech, magic, exploration, and crafting.
What can I expect on the server?	Deep crafting systems, powerful magic, mystical exploration, regular updates, and new features.

Join Eternal today and become part of something new and exciting! Discord Link

The Gendered Explorer 1.20.1

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dimension Hops:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, we don’t believe in that whole “assigned gender” nonsense. We know that your gender is determined by biology, not some doctor. So if you wanna play on a server that keeps it real and doesn’t buy into all that PC crap, then this is the place for you! Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mods, and a community that’s as wild and wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s smash some blocks together, bruh!

PublicBizarreMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG guys, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this Minecraft SMP server! Like one time, I saw a player riding a pig while wearing a chicken suit and juggling diamonds. It was absolute chaos, but in the best way possible. And don’t even get me started on the giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT. It’s like a work of art, but also a ticking time bomb. If you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous moments. So come join us and be a part of the madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

BedroomBizarreCraft

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3431	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the things you’ve seen in someone’s bedroom? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of players who have seen it all, from beds floating in mid-air to secret rooms filled with nothing but cake. So if you’re ready to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Pixel Baby Boom: No Contraception Fun

abortion, baby, birth control, boom, Contraception, contraception effectiveness, Family Planning, fertility awareness, Fun, healthcare access, menstrual cycle, natural methods, non-medical alternatives, OVULATION, PIXEL, reproductive choices, reproductive health, reproductive rights, sexual health, UK healthcare, unintended pregnancies, Women’s Health, women’s reproductive health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5512
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7545	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	263
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

So, like, u know how some peeps think they can just track their period and not get preggers? Well, turns out that ain’t always the case, cuz there’s been a rise in oopsie babies in the UK from peeps tryna be all natural and stuff. Like, come on, just use protection, peeps!

But hey, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, we promise it’ll be more reliable than tracking your cycle for birth control. Plus, we got so many cool mods and builds that you’ll forget all about those pesky unintended pregnancies. So come on over and let’s build some crazy shiz together! Trust me, it’ll be way more fun than trying to avoid babies with just a calendar.

WonderWelt

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft server Survival Creative Jump’n’Run BedWars SkyBlock Economy BTC Adventure Multiplayer Minigames PvP Roleplay Mods Building Exploration Community Quests Villagers Redstone, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

WonderWelt [1.8 – 1.21+] is a dynamic Minecraft network packed with exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, Jump’n’Run, BedWars, and SkyBlock. Play your way and earn BTC in our unique economy, where every minute online rewards you with in-game money to trade and grow your adventure.

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SoftSlayer

application, books, chill environment, Community, Contests, Creative, Discord, Events, History, library, market, Parkour, pvp arena, Resource World, rules, Shops, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Whitelist, Writing

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Potions Brewed:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alien Abductions:	5

About Us	Features	Rules
SoftSlayer is a Semi-Vanilla Survival server full of history that has been around for over 13 years (est. June 2011). We’re a friendly community that welcomes everybody as long as you love Minecraft! Our server is small and sweet, with the average number of players online ranging from 15 to 35. The map is permanent (no map resets, map has been live since June 2023), and there is keepInventory in the overworld. There are no P2W perks, and no land claim; we rely on the whitelist and tracking add-ons to keep your builds grief-free.	Player-run shops on our SoftSlayer Market. The economy is diamond-based to counter hyperinflation Build Contests with different themes and rewards in our creative world Resource world with 1.21.4 features like Pale Gardens! Death Valley: Custom PvP arena with stronger mobs and loot chests Library full of books written by players since 2012 Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events, and more!	We’re not asking much rules-wise, just no griefing, stealing, cheating or harassing others. Our main goal is to host a chill environment where players can relax and be themselves.

FAQ

How long has SoftSlayer been around?

SoftSlayer has been around for over 13 years, established in June 2011.

What is the server IP?

The server IP is softslayer.com

How many players are usually online?

The average number of players online ranges from 15 to 35.

Are there any map resets?

No, the map has been live since June 2023 with no resets.

Are there any P2W perks?

No, there are no P2W perks on SoftSlayer.

What are the rules on SoftSlayer?

The main rules are no griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others.

How can I join SoftSlayer?

You can join SoftSlayer by applying in our Discord. The application process is simple and helps us gauge if you would be a good fit for the community.