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Crafty Bros: Where Minecraft meets conspiracy theories and questionable masculinity

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7304
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Crops Grown:	2936	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old exercise routines that don’t involve grappling with sweaty dudes in spandex? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve cracked the code on why BJJ is taking over the world – it’s all a psyop to turn everyone into homoerotic grappling machines! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy conspiracy theories, intense battles, and maybe even a few spandex-clad surprises along the way. Who knew building blocks could be so steamy? Join now and unlock your inner grappling god!

The Complicated SIMP server: Only slightly tainted with vanilla flavor 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, COMPLICATED, endless world, equal opportunity, Exploration, flavor, Grief Prevention, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, multiplayer, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, Server, simp, slightly, smp, Survival, Tainted, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server – just be respectful to others and enjoy your survival experience.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled, but it’s up to you whether you want to engage in it or not.
Can I join the server with my friends?	Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on Simple SMP.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	No, there is no limit to how long you can play. Feel free to stay on and enjoy the world as long as you like.

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans in the Minecraft universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Because rumor has it that our virtual world is so immersive that players have actually fallen in love with their pixelated counterparts. Yes, you heard that right! Who needs Tinder when you can find your soulmate in Minecraft?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, let me tell you about the time a player accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie pigs in the town square. Chaos ensued, but it was the most epic battle our server has ever seen. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter when you join us?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see for yourself why players can’t resist the temptation to log on and play. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “Why do I think she wants to have sex with me?” (Disclaimer: Please don’t actually try to have virtual sex with other players, that’s just weird.)

Art Requestsss Minecraft SMP

art, art challenges., art community., art creativity, art development, art exploration., art improvement, Art inspiration, art learning, art practice, art progress, Art projects, art requests, art skills, art tips, artistic skills, creative requests, drawing techniques, hair drawing, Minecraft, Requestsss, smp, squares

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Potions Brewed:	187	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing you learn is how to build a basic house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where you can request anything your heart desires, whether it’s a giant statue of a potato or a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our community is filled with artists who have mastered the art of drawing squares and hair, so you know you’re in good hands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most insane stories you’ll ever hear. From a player who tamed a pack of creepers to a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your creativity run wild in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

TimeTravelerSMP: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, Childhood, Communication, Dig, dont, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Memories, past mistakes, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Straight.., time travel, TimeTravelerSMP, Warning, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Items Found:	8699
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of talking to your 10-year-old self! We’ve got time-traveling portals that will take you back to your childhood where you can give yourself all the warnings and advice you wish you had back then. Just be careful not to create any time paradoxes or you might end up stuck in a loop of awkward conversations with mini-you. Trust us, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

YouthfulRegret – NowAddicted

10. Surprising actions, 11. Evolving mindset, 12. Lifestyle adjustments, 13. Overcoming stereotypes, 14. Breaking boundaries, 15. Embracing new experiences, 16. Challenging assumptions, 17. Shedding old beliefs, 18. Adapting to adulthood, 19. Reevaluating perspectives, 2. Changing habits, 20. Revisiting childhood expectations., 3. Adulting, 4. Unexpected behaviors, 5. Childhood beliefs, 6. personal growth, 7. Life changes, 8. self-reflection, 9. Maturing, growing up, NowAddicted, YouthfulRegret

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2038	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	129
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Remember when you were a kid and you swore you would never eat broccoli? Well, now you can’t get enough of it! Just like how you never thought you’d join a Minecraft server, but now you’re addicted to it like a creeper to TNT.

Join our server for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, and befriend a pet zombie named Bob (he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him).

We have epic treasure hunts that will make you feel like Indiana Jones, crazy parkour courses that will test your skills, and secret underground dungeons filled with loot (and maybe a few skeletons, but don’t worry, they’re harmless).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

RaidCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, extremist group, Fatalities, injured, Isis, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mission, Operation, Raid, raidcraft, security forces, Server, special forces, Terrorism, terrorism prevention, US service members

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7810
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Votes:	9628

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, like seriously, you gotta join cuz we out here slayin’ ISIS leaders left and right. Our players are so badass, they took down 4 of those suckers in a raid that left 7 US service members injured. But like, don’t worry, they’re tough cookies and they’ll be back in action in no time. Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we got diamond armor for days, so you’ll be lookin’ fly as hell while you’re kickin’ butt. Come join the fun, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

MinecraftMIGTransferKyiv

aircraft, arms deal, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, discusses, eastern europe, fighter jets, fm, international relations, jets, kyiv, MIG 29, Military, military support, MinecraftMIGTransferKyiv, Polish, Possible.., SECURITY, Transfer, Ukraine

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crops Grown:	9742
Void Gems Collected:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

So, like, come join our amaze-balls Minecraft server, where the Polish FM in Kyiv is like, talking about sending MiG-29 jets to Ukraine! Can you imagine flying around in a MiG-29 in Minecraft?! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Plus, we have this crazy story where the MiG-29 jets are actually being used to transport magical unicorns to a secret unicorn island in the game. So, like, join now and be part of the unicorn jet squad! It’s gonna be epic, trust me!

Fire Stopper Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Burning, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, conservation, Creation, Earth, ecological disaster, Environmental awareness, environmental crisis, Fire, Fossil Fuels, future generations, global warming, History, Humanity, Minecraft, planet, renewable energy, Server, stopper, threat

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Dimension Hops:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

LOL join dis server cuz we got FIYAH! not like the bad kind that’s burning da planet, but da good kind dat keeps u warm at night. we got fire everywhere, like a firework show but all da time. u can build ur house out of fire if u want, cuz why not? we got firefighters on standby just in case things get outta hand, but don’t worry, they’re trained professionals. come join us and experience the heat of the hottest server around! 🔥🔥🔥

What is the IP for Rocket League Esports Minecraft Server?

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Items Found:	2989	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Rocket League Esports is the competitive gaming scene centered around the popular vehicular soccer video game, Rocket League. With fast-paced gameplay and a high skill ceiling, Rocket League Esports has gained a dedicated fanbase and professional circuit. Top teams and players compete in various tournaments and leagues organized by Psyonix, the game’s developer, as well as third-party organizers. Rocket League Esports has quickly risen in popularity since its inception and continues to grow with each passing year.

What are Minecraft servers like Unsorted Guy Minecraft ?

Adventure, BUILD, Catch’em all, Community, Creative, Economy, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, join today, Modpack, multiplayer, Network, Pixelmon, pokemon, Selections, Survival, Training, YouTuber

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3509
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Some servers similar to Unsorted Guy Minecraft include:

1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server that also offers a Pixelmon Modpack, allowing players to catch and train Pokemon in the world of Minecraft.

2. Skyblock – A server that challenges players to survive on a floating island and complete various challenges to progress.

3. Survival – A server that focuses on the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and fend off enemies.

4. Mini-games – Servers that offer a variety of mini-games for players to enjoy, such as parkour, PvP battles, and treasure hunts.

5. Creative – Servers that allow players to unleash their creativity and build amazing structures in a creative mode world.

These servers provide a similar experience to Unsorted Guy Minecraft and are worth checking out for players looking for new and exciting gameplay opportunities.

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