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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 5659 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take waifus very seriously. Claim your waifu, post her picture, but beware – if you try to steal someone else’s waifu without rolling trips, you’ll be forever alone. And trust us, she won’t love you back.
We have strict rules against ERP (that’s Extra Ridiculous PDA), and overly lewd content. Passniggers (yes, that’s a thing) will be swiftly dealt with – they’ll be swinging from the ropes in no time.
Posting on our server will secure you a reserved place in hell, so you better make it count. And remember, no trips or higher will go unchecked – it’s in the Book of Moot, verse 1:12.
Join us to discuss waifus, have fun, and maybe even find your true love (as long as you don’t steal her). Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you in our Minecraft SMP.
