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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5748 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 663 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.