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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5669 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 4031 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
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