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Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Star Shards Collected:	149	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	82	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6588

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5937
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Mines Excavated:	1242	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

Animals, art, artists, cat lovers, Community, creativity, cute, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Edition, Feline, funny, funny cat, humor, illustration, LOLcat, Online Community, Purrrcraft, social media, Thread

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crops Grown:	2534	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

Edición del old ass dumb whisperer, el anciano cautivapendejos, fiesta, Hilo Mexicano, madness, mex, MexiHilo, Minecrafto

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Votes:	8128
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Divine Spears Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3507
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8457	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mines Excavated:	2150	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dimension Hops:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

ADHDcraft: Where building distractions is the only focus!

adhd, ADHDcraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, building, concentration, Diagnosis, distractions, Focus, medication, mental health, motivation, online psychiatrist, Prescription, psychiatrist, self-care, starting work, stimulant, success stories, Support, Therapy, Tips, Treatment, Vyvanse

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Star Shards Collected:	97
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!

Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!

PirateCraft: Chapter 1112 LOLz

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ores Mined:	7139	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	282618	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the raws are out and the autists are busy with other threads! Our server is so wild that even the imgur gallery can’t handle it in proper order – that’s how crazy things get here!

Join us for a WILD RIDE filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and hilarious moments. Our community is full of LEGENDS who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!