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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4177 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 115 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent mice who have been exposed to DEHP in the womb. These mice have developed superpowers and are now ruling over our Minecraft world with their fertility-defying skills.
But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to interact with these genetically modified mice, but you will also have the chance to battle against other players in epic sperm count showdowns. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal fertility along the way.
