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NoSexForCraft

10. inner peace, 11. enlightenment, 12. asceticism, 13. Mindfulness, 14. self-improvement, 15. mental clarity, 16. emotional balance, 17. fulfillment, 18. contentment, 19. tranquility, 2. abstinence, 20. happiness., 3. self-control, 4. discipline, 5. sacrifice, 6. fasting, 7. meditation, 8. spiritual growth, 9. personal development, Celibacy, NoSexForCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Star Shards Collected:	179
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server so epic, so mind-blowingly awesome, that you would give up sex just to play on it? That’s right, forget about getting busy in the bedroom because this server is where all the action is at!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon waiting for the bravest player to find it.

So why waste your time with real-life relationships when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never look back – or have time for anything else, for that matter!

WestBankBuilders

construction, controversial, Expansion, Housing, housing development, illegal settlements, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israeli settlements, israeli-palestinian conflict, land disputes, MIDDLE EAST, occupied territories, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, Politics, settlement building, Settlements, West Bank, WestBankBuilders

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build more homes in the west bank than israel ever could! we got nearly 5,300 new homes ready for you to explore and conquer.

imagine the chaos of building in a war zone, but with creepers and zombies instead of soldiers! join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can survive the madness.

plus, rumor has it that the ghost of herobrine haunts our server, ready to spook anyone who dares to build too close to his territory. are you brave enough to face him and claim your place in this wild world?

join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy minecraft server. it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pixelated Reflections

Appearance, Identity, mirror reflection, pixelated, reflections, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-belief, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-recognition, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Potions Brewed:	34
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	191370
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Farms Harvested:	227
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

yo yo yo come join dis epic minecraft server where mirrors be lyin to u like ur ex tryna get back together with u after cheatin on u with ur best friend

we got mirrors dat make u look like a potato or a supermodel, u never know what u gonna see

come join da fun and try to figure out if u really look like a potato or if da mirror be playin tricks on u

u never know what u gonna see on dis server, so come join and have a blast tryna figure out if u really do look like a potato or if it’s all just a crazy illusion

join now and let da mirror show u who u really are, or maybe not, who knows lol

KIG: Where even creeper explosions are considered a warm welcome – Trouble in Mineville Edition

Bed wars, block party, cai, Community, considered, Cowboys and Indians, creeper, Discord, Edition, Events, explosions, Forums, gravity, Hive community, Hive Java server, Kazamuzo Temple, KIG, leaderboard, Map, Mineville, Minigames, Play, Recreation, statistics, TIMV, Trouble, Warm, Website, weekend

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	113	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.playkig.com
Supported Versions	1.8 – 1.21
Recreated Game Modes	Trouble in Mineville Cowboys and Indians Block Party Gravity Bed Wars
Community	Welcoming old Hive community members
Events	Regular events for Trouble in Mineville and Cowboys and Indians
Upcoming	New Trouble in Mineville map – Kazamuzo Temple
Additional Links	Website, Forums, Discord Server

FAQ

1. Can I connect to the server using versions below 1.8?

No, the server supports versions from 1.8 up to 1.21.

2. What is the most popular minigame on the server?

Trouble in Mineville is currently the most popular minigame.

3. Are there leaderboards and player statistics available?

Yes, you can find leaderboards and player statistics on the website.

4. How can I participate in events?

You can participate in events with your friends for both Trouble in Mineville and Cowboys and Indians.

5. When is the new Trouble in Mineville map, Kazamuzo Temple, being released?

The new map is scheduled to be released this weekend.

CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, age difference, age gap, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, concern, CraftyCougars, DATING, DAUGHTER, family, guidance, love, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	139	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Votes:	4907
Love Letters Sent:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Are you tired of dealing with awkward family situations like your 18-year-old daughter dating a 30-year-old man? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict age limit for relationships! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where age is just a number (literally, because everyone is a blocky character)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually reverse aging and make you feel like a teenager again. So come on, join us and leave those age gap worries behind!

TehranCraft Minecraft Server

boldly dressed, Capital, Crosses, culture, fashion, freedom of expression, Gender norms, guy, iran, Islamic dystopia, Islamic theocracy, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, Religion, Server, society, Tehran, Tehran streets, TehranCraft, Uncovered, Video, Walking, young women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Ready for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns? Look no further than our server, where even Tehran can’t resist the fun!

Join us and witness the chaos of an Islamic theocracy where guys are rocking crosses like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get us started on the fashion choices of the young women – bold and fearless, just like our server!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Iran’s not-so-Islamic dystopia along the way!

PhoneHold Minecraft Server

comfort, Communication, convenience, daily routine, device usage, digital lifestyle, dominant hand, ergonomic, Grip, habits, hand dominance, hand preference, left handed, Minecraft, mobile device, phone usage, PhoneHold, right-handed, Server, Smartphone, Technology, usability, user behavior

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of being discriminated against for being left-handed? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we only accept left-handed players! Why? Because the right hand is overrated and we believe in giving the lefties a chance to shine in the virtual world.

Join us and experience a world where everything is catered to the left-handed population. From crafting recipes that only work if you use your left hand to special left-handed tools that give you superpowers, this server is a haven for all you southpaws out there.

So put down that right-handed mouse and join us on our left-handed adventure! Who knew that something as simple as holding your phone with your left hand could lead to such an epic gaming experience?

PainCraft: Ouch!

Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain experience, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, severe pain, Suffering, traumatic pain, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Have you ever been punched in the face by a creeper? Or had a skeleton shoot you in the butt with an arrow? Well, if you join our Minecraft server, you’ll experience a whole new level of pain and hilarity! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. Just remember, pain is temporary, but epic loot is forever!

BorderPatrolCraft Server

Assistance, border control, border guard, BorderPatrolCraft, collaboration, crisis management., cross-border support, Defense, european union, finland, FOREIGN AID, germany, greece, Help, immigration, International cooperation, joint efforts, national security, Partnership, Poland, SECURITY, Server, solidarity

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as border guards helping poland keep out those pesky mobs from germany, greece, and finland! we build giant walls made of diamond blocks to keep them out and have epic battles with creepers and skeletons trying to invade our land. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot we find while patrolling the borders. come join the fun and protect poland from the mob invasion!

SynagogueSagaMC

anti-semitism, Arrests, arson attacks, Community safety, crime, criminal activity, criminal charges, extremism, greece, hate crimes, investigation, Israeli-owned hotel, judicial process, law enforcement, legal proceedings, security measures, suspects, suspects in custody, synagogue, SynagogueSagaMC, Vandalism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7259	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchantments Applied:	215	Zombie Dances:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	269008	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures like greece arresting 7 players for setting fire to a synagogue and an israeli-owned hotel. but don’t worry, we promise not to set fire to anything in our server (unless it’s a creeper blowing up your house haha). join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where you never know what will happen next. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town! so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!