Parried Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FartCraft: No Gas Allowed!

Allowed, bodily functions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, couple, DATING, Etiquette, FartCraft, FARTING, farting etiquette, farting in bed, farting in front of partner, farting in presence, farting in relationships, farting rules, gas, Girlfriend, natural bodily functions, new relationship, relationships, Respect, tooting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of being shamed for your natural bodily functions? Join our Minecraft server where farting is not only allowed, but encouraged! We embrace the tooty little dudes of the world and celebrate their unique talents.

On our server, you can build a giant farting statue, create a fart-powered rollercoaster, or even participate in our annual Fart Olympics! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t let it rip – join us and let your gas flag fly high!

And if your girlfriend gives you any grief about it, just tell her that on our server, farts are the language of love. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can serenade your sweetheart with a symphony of toots? Join now and let the farting fun begin!

CreeperCrew Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, attractiveness, bad habits, CreeperCrew, DATING, dating advice, deal breakers, habits, instant deal breakers, instant turn offs, instant turn-offs in women, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationships, smp, turn-offs, turn-offs in women, unappealing habits, Unattractive, unattractive qualities, undesirable traits

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Animals Bred:	69	Dragons Tamed:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans for stealing their eggs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this poultry showdown!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are pranked with fake treasure chests filled with nothing but a bunch of useless dirt blocks. Oh, the humanity!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious skeletons. It’s a bone-shaking good time, guaranteed!

LoveCraftedMC

Affection, Commitment, Deep love, emotional connection, Everlasting love, genuine love, long-lasting love, love, Love and happiness, love and respect, love and trust, LoveCraftedMC, meaningful relationships, Partnership, Pure love, relationships, romance, soulmates, true love, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6233
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

True love is finding a Minecraft server that fulfills all your wildest dreams and desires. Picture this: a server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Yes, this mythical server exists, and it’s waiting for you to join and experience the love at first block.

But that’s not all! On this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden apples, secret portals to alternate dimensions where you can ride unicorns, and a disco party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks.

And if you’re looking for romance, look no further. Our matchmaking villagers have a 100% success rate in setting up Minecraft marriages that last a lifetime. Who needs Tinder when you have a server that brings players together in pixelated matrimony?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love flow through your pixelated veins. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world where anything is possible.

TaiwanTrekkerCraft

Allies, Asia-Pacific, bbc news, cooperation, Defense, Diplomatic, east asia, freedom of navigation, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Japan, Maritime, Military, naval exercises, patrols, Reports, SECURITY, Taiwan Strait, TaiwanTrekkerCraft, Tensions, territorial disputes

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	339	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

lol imagine if japan was like a minecraft server and they were all like “yo let’s patrol through the taiwan strait together” like it’s some kind of epic quest or something. like, bro, imagine the adventures you could have on this server. you could be sailing through the strait, battling sea monsters and exploring hidden caves. plus, you get to hang out with the cool japanese players who are totally down for a good time. join now for the ultimate taiwan strait patrol experience!

Crafty Mind Patterns

Behavior, Brain, cognition, conscious thought, Crafty, Decision making, everyday, habits, INFORMATION, intuition, learning, Memory, Mind, neural pathways, neuroscience, patterns, Perception, processing, Psychology, recognition, subconscious, unconscious mind

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u came to the right place, my friend. this server is so lit, ur brain will be detecting patterns without even trying. like, u won’t even have to think about it, it just happens.

join us for the craziest adventures u can imagine. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. u think ur brain can handle all that awesomeness? well, u better buckle up, cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by aliens? yeah, u heard me right. they crash-landed on earth and decided to set up a minecraft server as a cover. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them.

so come on down to our server and let ur brain go wild. who knows what kind of crazy patterns u’ll start detecting. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, determination, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Hunters, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, Server, SHONEN, Yorknew City

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchantments Applied:	91
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mobs and biomes? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We have a special feature called “Gon Selection” where you can choose from a variety of crazy Gons to play as, each with their own unique abilities and powers. Want to be a fire-breathing Gon that can turn water into lava? Done. How about a flying Gon that shoots lasers from its eyes? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gon King, a giant boss mob that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and bragging rights for days.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with Gons, mayhem, and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Next World Cup Minecraft SMP

anticipation, Championship, countdown, cup, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Global Event, Goal, international competition, long tail tags, Minecraft, next world cup, Players, Qualifiers, road to the cup, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Animals Bred:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9470
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your way to the next World Cup! Who needs soccer skills when you can show off your epic building skills instead? Plus, rumor has it that the last World Cup was actually won by a team of Minecraft players who built a giant soccer stadium in-game and scored goals with TNT cannons. Don’t miss out on your chance to become the next Minecraft World Cup champion! ⚽🏆 #BlockyBallers

MineCraft24HrLife

24 hours, bucket list, carpe diem, cherish moments, countdown, end of life, final countdown, final moments, fleeting moments, Last Day, limited time, Live, live life to the fullest, live like there’s no tomorrow, make a difference, make amends, make every second count, make memories, MineCraft24HrLife, Seize the Day, time running out

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	965
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about your impending doom. Plus, we have a secret potion that can grant you immortality…but only if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. And don’t worry about griefers or trolls, we have a team of ninja moderators who will ban them with a swift kick to the face. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and live forever…or at least until your mom tells you to come to dinner.

Lost Smell Syndrome Craft

anosmia, brain changes, Covid-19, Craft, discovery, findings, health, long-term effects, Lost, Medical, Neurological, neurology, olfactory, pandemic, Patients, research, scientists, sense of smell, smell, study, Symptoms, Syndrome, Treatment, Virus

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	162	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Potions Brewed:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

so liek u kno how u cant smell when u get covid? well turns out ur brain gets all wacko too! but dont worry, our minecraft server will fix ur brain with all the fun and craziness we got goin on! join us and ur brain will be back to normal in no time, plus u get to build cool stuff and hang out with other peeps who also lost their smell from covid. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Starry Night: The SMP Server where You Need a Secret Code to Get In… Just Kidding!

Bedwars, Code, Creative, Customenchants, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, in, Kidding, Kits, Luckyblocks, Minigames, Modded, night, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, secret, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Starry, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	49
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla++ with mods
Active Players	10
Mods	Alex’s Mobs, Farmers Delight, Dragon Mounts, Iron Spells, Brutual Bosses
Features	Active voice chat, proximity chat

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Please message me for our server discord information.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: We have a set of rules posted in our discord server, please make sure to read and abide by them.

Q: Can I suggest mods for the server?

A: We are open to suggestions, feel free to share your ideas in the discord server.