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VtuberVortex Minecraft Server

#youtube, Assumptions, BIAS, Community, digital personalities, Entertainment, Fandom, gossip, hearsay, influence, judgement, Minecraft, Misinformation, online content, online streaming, Perception, Rumors, Server, social media, streaming platforms, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, VtuberVortex

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you tired of missing out on epic Minecraft adventures just because of some silly rumors? Well, fear not, because on our server, we promise to only spread rumors that make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter!

Join us on this wild ride where the only thing spreading faster than gossip is the creepers exploding in your face. Don’t let a little hearsay stop you from building the most epic castle or mining the rarest ores. Plus, who needs drama when you have an entire world to conquer with your trusty pickaxe?

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be missing out on is boring gameplay and serious vibes. Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one outrageous rumor at a time!

Bocchi’s Trans Rights Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Allyship, Bocchi, Bocchis, Community, Diversity, empowerment, equality, Gender Identity, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, progress, RIGHTS, Server, social justice, solidarity, Support, Trans, trans rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about having a good time and supporting trans rights! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant rainbow statue in the shape of a unicorn farting glitter. And do you know what happened? The unicorn came to life and started dancing the Macarena! True story. So if you want to experience crazy adventures, meet awesome people, and show your support for trans rights, come join us on our server! Bocchi says it’s the place to be!

WeddingDressDramaCraft

aita, behaviour, Bridesmaid, compliments, Confrontation, dream dress, EMBARRASSMENT, Feedback, Friends, Humiliation, maid of honour, NEGATIVE, Upset, wedding dress appointment, wedding planning, WeddingDressDramaCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Votes:	372
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of boring wedding dress appointments with friends who can’t even muster up a compliment? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a fun and exciting adventure where you can try on virtual wedding dresses with your friends who will actually be supportive and not whisper behind your back.

Our server is filled with beautiful wedding dress options, from traditional to avant-garde, so you can find the dress of your dreams without any negative nancies ruining the experience. Plus, our virtual maid of honor and bridesmaids will be there to shower you with compliments and feedback, making sure you feel like the queen you are.

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your special moments, join our Minecraft server today and experience the wedding dress try-on of a lifetime! Who needs friends when you have a supportive virtual community cheering you on every step of the way?

TrendKillerCraft

anti-trend movement, destroying trends, Digital Detox, online trends, platform culture, platform impact, platform influence, platform trends, social media, social media addiction, trend backlash, trend censorship, trend control, trend criticism, trend fatigue, trend manipulation, trend regulation, trend saturation, TrendKillerCraft, viral trends

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world! Our server is like no other, with custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground is literally made of TNT and you have to run for your life before it blows up!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event every Friday night where players have to battle it out in a giant arena filled with baby zombies riding on top of giant spiders. The winner gets a crown made out of diamonds and bragging rights for the rest of the week!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CSTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Ally, Ambassador, armenia, Bucha, Condemnation, Conflict, controversy, CSTO, CSTOcraft, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international politics, Minecraft, Moscow, Server, solidarity, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Ukraine, Visit, War Crimes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3881	Void Gems Collected:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOL OKAY SO LIKE, THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, DUDE. WE GOT PIGS FLYING, CREEPERS DANCING, AND ENDERMEN THROWING A RAVE EVERY NIGHT.

YOU WANNA JOIN CUZ WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS AND SQUID DUKE IT OUT IN EPIC WATER BATTLES.

ALSO, WE GOT A GIANT MUSHROOM FOREST WHERE YOU CAN CHILL WITH TALKING MUSHROOMS AND EAT MAGIC SHROOMS THAT MAKE YOU SEE UNICORNS.

OH YEAH, AND OUR PVP ARENA IS LIT, BRUH. FIGHT TO THE DEATH WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND GOLDEN APPLES.

SO COME JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE THE WEIRD AND WACKY RULES AND WE NEVER SLEEP BECAUSE THE NIGHT IS FULL OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. LET’S GET MINECRAFTY, Y’ALL!

CraftyUkrainianWarrior

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarrior, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, first time, international relations, long tail tag, Military, News, Report, russia, SECURITY, strike, Target, Tension, Ukraine, warplane

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

so, like, ukraine is all like “yo russia, imma send a warplane to bomb yo a**” and russia is all like “oh no u didn’t” and then BOOM! warplane goes brrrr and hits russia. but, like, in our minecraft server, we got no warplanes, just epic battles and crazy adventures. join us for the most lit minecraft experience ever! we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the netherworld. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! oh, and did we mention we have unlimited diamonds? yeah, you heard right, UNLIMITED DIAMONDS! so what are you waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CosmicVoidCraft

astronomical, atoms, celestial bodies, Cosmic, cosmic emptiness, cosmic mysteries, cosmic perspective, Cosmic Wonders, CosmicVoidCraft, emptiness, empty space, Infinite, Interstellar, Planets, quantum physics, scientific discovery, space exploration, Universe, vacuum, vast, Void

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where everything is like, mostly empty space man! like, you got atoms and planets and the whole universe just chillin in this vast vacuum, like whoa dude.

we got pigs flying through the sky, creepers breakdancing in the streets, and villagers selling diamonds for dirt cheap prices.

come build a house made entirely out of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or just chill with your homies in a hot tub filled with lava.

join us on this wild ride through the cosmos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?).

so what are you waiting for? come join the funniest, craziest, most out-of-this-world minecraft server around!

ShrinkLaserChipCraft

advanced research., chip-integrated laser, compact lasers, cost-effective lasers, fiber-based lasers, innovation, laser development, laser technology, miniaturization, optical technology, photonics, portable lasers, scientific breakthrough, ShrinkLaserChipCraft, small chip, super laser, Swiss innovation, Swiss research, Swiss scientists, Technology, World First

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SHRUNK a super laser onto a tiny chip JUST LIKE swiss scientists did! imagine having the power of a GIANT laser in the palm of your hand, ready to blast away any pesky creepers or griefers that come your way.

our chip-integrated laser is so powerful, it can match the performance of those boring old fiber-based lasers. with this technology, you can create smaller, more portable, and cost-effective lasers to use in all your minecraft adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of having a mini laser at your fingertips. who needs diamonds when you have LASERS?!

HeartAttack Craft: Where losing your diamonds is just the beginning! Java 1.20.2, No resets, griefing, Economy, Avg. 15 online

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, Avg, Beginning, Block logging, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Griefing, Hate Speech, HEARTATTACK, Inventory rollback, Ip:, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, LOSING, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, No Griefing, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Playtime, Purpur, Reset, Resets, Resource worlds, rules, smp, statistics, Store, Technical, Virginia, wild command

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features	Details
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Pay-to-win Store	0% pay-to-win store (verify at here)
Established	October 2018
World Features	– Never resets – Resource worlds (resets monthly) – Live map available at here
Additional Features	– Zero tolerance for hate speech – Pet system – Land Claiming – mcMMO – Marriage plugin – /wild command for random teleport

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Does the server have a reset schedule?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win perks available for purchase?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. No pay-to-win paid perks.

Q: What are the technical specifications of the server?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia and uses Purpur as the server software.

Q: Is there a way to protect my items and progress on the server?

A: While there is no keep-inventory feature, the server has /back enabled and drops are locked to only be picked up by the player who dropped them.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server and its rules?

A: Visit the HearthCraft website at https://www.hearthcraft.net and check out the rules at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules.

Minecraft server: FFXIV Funhouse

body check, broil, dps healer, dps healing skills, dps mitigation, dress glam, FFXIV, funhouse, glare, healer main, healing difficulty, Mechanics, Minecraft, new dungeons, playtester, rezzing, Rotation, savage, SCHsissies, Server, sge, tank mitigations, Ultimate

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491

Join our Minecraft server where being a healer is like being the ultimate hero in a fantasy world! Tanks have insane self-healing abilities, DPS players have crazy buffs, and healers have to navigate through dungeons with their healing skills while also dealing damage like a boss.

We’ve already cleared all the dungeons without healers, a month before they were even released – that’s how epic we are. And don’t even get us started on the savage and ultimate challenges – it’s a wild ride of mitigation checks and spamming spells like there’s no tomorrow.

But here’s the kicker – if you’re a healer playtester who gets too good, you’re outta here! And don’t even think about trying to glam up your SCH, they’re stuck in a dress no matter what.

So come join the chaos, where even the easiest rotation in the game is a challenge. It’s a shitshow, but it’s our shitshow and we love it!