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WifeWarsMC

arguement, boardgames, Communication, Conflict, EXCLUDED, exclusion, extrovert, feelings, Friends, Hints, Introvert, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, new company, relationship, resolution, Social Group, Wife, WifeWarsMC

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magic Items Found:	7366	Void Gems Collected:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t feel excluded like this poor wife at board game night? Look no further than our server, where everyone is included no matter what game they want to play!

Join our server and never worry about feeling left out because you don’t want to play a certain game. We have a special feature that reads your mind and automatically suggests games that you actually want to play. No more awkward situations like this poor wife had to endure!

Plus, our server is filled with extroverted players who will never let you sit out and watch. They will drag you into the game kicking and screaming if they have to! So come join us and experience the most inclusive Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DepressedDigger Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, Deep Breathing, DepressedDigger, depression, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental health resources, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self help books, self-care, smp, support system, Therapy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and let the pixelated world heal your soul! Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees that will sing you lullabies to cheer you up. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a therapist on the side, offering free counseling sessions to all players feeling down. So come on in and let’s turn those frowns upside down in the most absurdly fun way possible!

EternalTacoTuesday

Appetite, comfort food, Cooking, cravings, Culinary, DELICIOUS, diet, EternalTacoTuesday, Favorite Food, flavor, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulgence, long term food choice, Meal, nutrition, recipe, satisfaction, Survival, Taste

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mines Excavated:	2277
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can only eat one type of food? Well, look no further because on our server, you can eat ALL the foods! That’s right, we have a magical plugin that lets you chow down on anything from steak to cake to even enchanted golden apples. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have a buffet at your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Food Wars, where players battle it out using only their favorite food as weapons. Picture this: a player hurling bacon at their opponent, while another one defends themselves with a shield made of pizza. It’s a culinary showdown like you’ve never seen before.

So why settle for just one food when you can have it all on our server? Join us today and feast like never before!

DroneCraft: Russian Invasion

aerial trespassing, airspace, Defense, defense alliance, diplomatic incident, drone, DroneCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, member, Military, military confrontation, nato, Romania, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, VIOLATION, violation of sovereignty

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	7620	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES flying around and violating airspace like it’s nobody’s business!

imagine being a part of a server where you can witness intense battles between NATO and Russia, all while building your own epic creations in the virtual world.

join now and experience the thrill of dodging drones while trying to survive and thrive in this chaotic world. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a top player and lead your own army to victory against the invading drones!

don’t miss out on the action and excitement, join our server now and see what all the buzz is about!

What is the IP for Lachlan Minecraft Server?

battle, battle royal, battle royale, battlepass, Bronze, duos, epic games, esports, fortnite, fortnite battle royale, fortniteupdate, games, Gaming, lachlan, lachy, lachydachy, laclan, lacy, Minecraft, new season, pass, poggies, power, PUBG, pwr, Race, ranked, rlcs, rocketleague, Server, sypherpk, to, unreal, update, video games, vs, warzone

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Emeralds Found:	8386
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Lachlan is a passionate and driven individual with a strong background in business development and marketing. With a keen eye for detail and a knack for problem-solving, he has successfully managed projects and helped companies achieve their goals. Lachlan is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new opportunities to expand his skill set and make a positive impact in the professional world.

Which servers are similar to Cobbled Carp ?

Adventure, Biomes, Boss Pokémon, Customization, Enhancements, Gaming, Gyms, Milestones, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokemon-themed, PvE, Structures, terrains, Trading, Treasure, Voting, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Pixelmon Reforged: This server offers a similar Pokémon themed gameplay experience with features such as gyms, quests, and a custom economy system. Players can catch and train Pokémon while exploring a vast world filled with challenges.
PokeFind: PokeFind is another server that combines the world of Pokémon with Minecraft gameplay. Players can battle, trade, and collect Pokémon while participating in events and challenges. The server also includes custom features like player-run gyms and tournaments.
Complex Gaming: Known for its variety of game modes and unique features, Complex Gaming offers a Pokémon-themed server with custom plugins and events. Players can participate in battles, tournaments, and quests while interacting with a friendly and active community.
PokeSaga: PokeSaga is a server that focuses on a survival experience with a Pokémon twist. Players can catch and train Pokémon, build their own bases, and explore a custom-built world. The server also includes events, mini-games, and a player-driven economy.
PokéWorld: PokéWorld offers a mix of survival and adventure gameplay with a Pokémon theme. Players can catch, battle, and trade Pokémon while completing quests and challenges in a vibrant world. The server also features custom plugins and events to keep players engaged.

play.kobbledkarp.com

KHAZ SMP

Adventure, Chill, Community, Crates, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Factions, Good Vibes, Grief Prevention, MCMMO, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Solo, Survival, team command, Vanilla

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

KHAZ SMP is a chill and good vibes server with added ECONOMY, CRATES, PLAYERWARPS n PLAYERSHOPS, MCMMO also with some simple CUSTOM ENCHANTS and cant forget GRIEFPREVENTION to keep your items safe! Team up with someone with our /TEAM command or go solo dolo!

khaz.ftb.host

Vulcanity

Discord, lucky adventures, LuckyPalace, PvP, Vulcanity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	7563	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Discord Join the Vulcanity Discord Server! I am happy to welcome you to the LuckyPalace server, where lucky adventures await you!

play.vulcanity.net

They Don’t Make Em Like They Used To Minecraft Server

antique, bygone era, classic, dont, good old days, historical, Long Gone, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, past, Reminiscing, Retro, sentimental, sentimental journey, Server, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, wistful, yesteryear

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ores Mined:	6573	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you question reality itself!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers do the Macarena before exploding! And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties in their emerald-filled mansions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Let’s get this party started! 🎉🐷🌈💎🦄

Russian Learning SMP Thread

comprehensible input, course, Feedback, foreign language, i+1, Immersion, language acquisition, language education, language immersion, language learning, language practice, language resources, language skills, Language Teaching, learning, online course, Patreon, Russian, Russian language, smp, study abroad, Thread

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	692361	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where we learn Russian through immersion and i+1 comprehensible input.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Russian teacher appears and starts quizzing you on vocabulary. Or maybe you’re building a castle and all the signs are in Russian, testing your reading skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like Russian language races, where you have to speak Russian as fast as you can to win prizes. And don’t even get me started on our Russian-themed mini-games like Babushka Bingo and Matryoshka Madness.

So why wait? Join our immersive Russian Minecraft SMP today and level up your language skills while having a blast! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.