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CreepinCraft: Where the blocks have eyes

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Emeralds Found:	1459
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ores Mined:	2461
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and sheep can breakdance. Yes, you heard that right! Our server is filled with madness and mayhem at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where you have to battle a dancing creeper to get to the loot? Or maybe you’d prefer to join a unicorn parade through the enchanted forest?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a llama into battle while wearing a sparkly tutu and wielding a diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Yamulicious Adventures

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself is a regular player here. Legend has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within our world, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

But beware, there are also evil villagers who will try to steal your precious loot and zombie chickens that will haunt your dreams. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft community ever! Don’t miss out on the chance to make friends with dragons and ride giant turtles into battle. It’s going to be a blast!

FortuneCraft: Mine for Chinese Gems

#youtube, Adventure, asian, CCP, China, Chinese, chinky games, culture, discovery, Entertainment, Exploration, FortuneCraft, Gaming, Gems, hidden gems, International, online gaming, open games, Surprise, Technology, video games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered some hidden Gems that even the CCP couldn’t stop us from finding! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with chinky games that will blow your mind.

Ever wondered what it would be like to mine for diamonds while dodging fire-breathing dragons? Or maybe you’re more interested in building a castle made entirely out of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking llamas!

2024Craft: Where Creeper Politics and Diamond Dreams Collide

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Welcome to our unbelievably wild and wacky Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

Once upon a time, an Asian lady got fired for saying that black men should rape white women. Can you believe it? Talk about drama! But fear not, dear player, because on our server, the only thing getting raped is the ore deposits by our dedicated miners.

Join us for a chance to escape the real world craziness and immerse yourself in a fantastical realm where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve been dreaming of.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server!

CraftyMiners: Where you won’t accidentally search for porn stars while playing Minecraft!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can embark on the most INSANE adventures!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player was trying to find a famous porn star on Google, but they accidentally typed her name wrong. Instead of finding the porn star, they stumbled upon a real QT3.14 on LinkedIn! And that, my friends, is just a taste of the WILD surprises waiting for you on our server.

Join now for a chance to discover hidden treasures, battle fierce monsters, and make friends with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the LOLZ begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Share Your Last ‘O’ Face Pic

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

🤣 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😂 Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

🔥 Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player posted a pic of a llama wearing sunglasses and it brought good luck to everyone on the server. True story! 🦙

🌈 Our community is like no other, filled with WACKY characters and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend or arch-nemesis here!

🚀 So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, the only rule is to post the last pic you masturbated to! 😉 #BestServerEver

BlockyBoogaloo: The Revenge of ‘>>917064705’

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with RAINBOW sheep that could fly! Can you imagine riding a flying rainbow sheep into battle? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those who are worthy. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of gold blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a Giant Chicken into battle against hordes of evil mobs. Picture yourself soaring through the sky on the back of a clucking behemoth, wielding a diamond sword and taking down creepers left and right. It’s the stuff of legends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

ZombieCraft: Where even the undead have better manners!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the boring reality of dressing like your ancestors and instead become a VIKING WARRIOR in the digital world! Join us for INSANE battles, where you can RAID other players’ bases and pillage their resources like a true CONQUEROR.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also FLY on the back of a DRAGON and rain down fire on your enemies. Or, if you’re feeling more peaceful, you can EXPLORE our vast world and discover hidden treasures in LOST dungeons.

So why waste your time dressing up like a viking in real life when you can become a LEGENDARY warrior in our Minecraft server? Join us now and embark on the ADVENTURE of a lifetime!

CraftyNiji: Where Nijisanji EN Gets Wild!

CraftyNiji, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN General, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Nijisanji World, Noctyx, obsydia, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitch, twitter, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, Wild, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Secret Passages Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you say “OMG this is EPIC!”

Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji EN with YouTubers that will make you laugh until you fall off your blocky chair. From LazuLight to OBSYDIA to ILUNA, we’ve got the craziest bunch of players that will keep you entertained for hours.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has XSOLEIL where you can battle it out with Krisis and TTT for ultimate supremacy. And don’t forget about Noctyx where the night is always young and full of surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, ignore the bait, shitposting, and discordfags – unless they’re building you a diamond castle, then they’re cool. Let’s mine and craft our way to victory! 🤣🎮🔥

Unicorn Overlord’s Epic Minecraft Adventure!

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, Competition, enjoyment, Entertainment, Epic, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Fun, Game, Immersive, MAGICAL, Minecraft, multiplayer, mythical creature, opinion, Overlords, replay value, strategy, UNICORN, Unicorn Overlord, Unique, video game

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crops Grown:	6734
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to the Unicorn Overlord Minecraft server, where magical creatures reign supreme and chaos is the name of the game!

Join us if you want to ride unicorns into battle, build castles out of rainbows, and fight off hordes of evil pixies trying to steal your diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Steve from Minecraft himself said, “What about Unicorn Overlord? Did anyone really enjoy this game or was it just me?“

So come on, join us and become a legend in the land of Unicorn Overlord! Who knows, you might even become the next unicorn king!